if there was a beyblade newspaper, this would be first in the comics section, it's that awesome

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Member of Team Gravity Warriors, Terra Blazer

This is really good!! Lololol hey is there such a thing as a beyblade steroid?? If so, ........................................................I'll take 4 GALLONS (I need all the help I can get LOL)!!!!!!!!

ROTFL.......but really, awesome comic. I will definitely be checking back here often.

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"Life isn't about how hard you can hit;
it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward"
{[YT]} [|BEYBLOG|] (â—ŠSoG-My Bookâ—Š)/<DA>\

Thank you people, I have a warm feeling inside... Oh, wait. I just peed my pants in happiness.

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That's not how the Force works.

I just peed my pants.

Nice to know....


What will the next one be about??

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Spoiler (Click to View)

people fail to realize I'm an idiot

We love Nano, and I mean it in the most creapiest way

Nano is awesome.

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

Guns go pew pew and people go aaahh.

I'm getting kicked out of the apple store.

And everyone knows there's a "q" in "cat"

I often put my drill on my forehead and pretend I'm a unicorn.

"DO IT!" "NO, I CAN'T!" "MOTHA***ER YOU WATCH DAT OR I SHOOT" "OH GOD, PLEASE NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!" "I'M SERIOUS" "OH GOD, OK, OK. *tear*" *watches porn*

People are spoons that need to be babyfed.

NOTHX I DON'T LIEK TO WET BED

I've gotta go to bed, my mom's threatening to disconnect the internet.

No! Not the internet!!!!

There are manlier women. Heck, I've dated manlier women.
:/
I HAD POOR SELF ESTEEM.

THE CHIP ON MY SHIP
MY SHIP OF BITS
FIDDLE DEE DEE AND YARR HAR HARRR
A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!

All Hail Nano, our glorious and hilarious overlord!

3 dead 12 injured as kid discovers how to do Waterfall Technique

I have 4 quotes from you in my sig
like 5 from Grei

GOTTA BEAT GREI
MUST BE HILARIOUS
So, aeroplane food.
What's up with that?

lets all poop in unison.

I think he said Friday. Lol, I want the kool aid man to be one of these, Whenever the Kool Aid Man is in something it's 90 percent of the time funny.

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Thanks Kai V, For the sig
Thanks BeyUK.Net for Icon
Thanks Fyrewyrm for the bar

Funny Quotes

Spoiler (Click to View)

Sorry to be off topic, but this thread has given me a new thing to put in my sig.

Seeing to how he reacted to other posts, your signature will be botched because he'll either:
1. PM you to take it down or,
2. Tell you to take it down, here.

I just told you your entire solution. I promote tournaments like crazy, I've gotten elementary school kids to do their homework twice as fast with Beyblading as a reward, and I can sell light bulb sockets to the Amish.

What more do you want?

Dan you don't have to be so well mean it makes me mad a blader would tease another your not a true blader

Okay thanks for that.
We give the best advice you have available, but you are too shy to do it. It isn't really our problem, we shouldn't even deal with this.. C:

Want to follow my goal to get one of each HMS? Check out the crosslist (in the spoiler) 1/28
Want to trade/sell me your HMS to help my goal? Pm me please

Spoiler (Click to View)

Gaia Dragoon MS
Driger MS
Draciel MS
Dragoon MS *#1
Dranzer MS
Einstein MS/Hopper Attack
Dragoon MS UV
Dark Effigy MS
Wolborg MS
Thunder Dragon
Sea Dragon
Wyvern DJ
Advance Averazer
Advance Guardian
Advance Striker
Advance Eterner
Phantom Fox MS
Slash Riger MS
Dark Leopard MS
Magical Ape MS
Round Shell MS
Dragoon MF
Dranzer MF
Samurai Changer MS
Aero Knight MS
Jiraiya MS
Bloody Devil MS
Shining God MS

I just peed my pants.

Nice to know....


What will the next one be about??

The next one will be the debut of McFrown's Hall of Awesome, it will be a new segment called "If Beys Were People".

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I think he said Friday. Lol, I want the kool aid man to be one of these, Whenever the Kool Aid Man is in something it's 90 percent of the time funny.

Well, I for one do not appreciate the Kool-Aid Man. I'm just playing my Wii, and all the sudden, he bursts through my wall like "OH YEAH! OH YEAH!" and I'm like "OH NO! You clean up this mess! My dad is going to bring the belt out on me when he sees this, he's not going to beleive a giant talking bowl of fruit punch burst through the wall." And then he wants me to drink out of him after debris has fallen into his big head. "Don't touch me, you drink. Don't touch me you giant beverage."

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That's not how the Force works.

Dude, it should totally be about Mc Frown telling a noob that he's a total imbecile after Mc Frown beats him!

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Dude, it should totally be about Mc Frown telling a noob that he's a total imbecile after Mc Frown beats him!

Thanks for the idea, I'll definitely use it in McFrown's Hall of Awesome segment One-Word One-Laugh.

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That's not how the Force works.

If I was in the comic I would be like, "Whoah! I'm in a comic!". That is so funny keep it up.

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Signature was too large. Read the rules.

so just wondering who other members will you put in your comics?

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8*obviously the first person who posted on his thread should be in one* *coughmecough*
Just keeding

But you should put in Bluezee, and Mcfrown. Having like a Phoenix wright vs Edgeworth moment. They always have different opinions about things.

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Thanks Kai V, For the sig
Thanks BeyUK.Net for Icon
Thanks Fyrewyrm for the bar

Funny Quotes

Spoiler (Click to View)

Sorry to be off topic, but this thread has given me a new thing to put in my sig.

Seeing to how he reacted to other posts, your signature will be botched because he'll either:
1. PM you to take it down or,
2. Tell you to take it down, here.

I just told you your entire solution. I promote tournaments like crazy, I've gotten elementary school kids to do their homework twice as fast with Beyblading as a reward, and I can sell light bulb sockets to the Amish.

What more do you want?

Dan you don't have to be so well mean it makes me mad a blader would tease another your not a true blader

Okay thanks for that.
We give the best advice you have available, but you are too shy to do it. It isn't really our problem, we shouldn't even deal with this.. C:

Want to follow my goal to get one of each HMS? Check out the crosslist (in the spoiler) 1/28
Want to trade/sell me your HMS to help my goal? Pm me please

Spoiler (Click to View)

Gaia Dragoon MS
Driger MS
Draciel MS
Dragoon MS *#1
Dranzer MS
Einstein MS/Hopper Attack
Dragoon MS UV
Dark Effigy MS
Wolborg MS
Thunder Dragon
Sea Dragon
Wyvern DJ
Advance Averazer
Advance Guardian
Advance Striker
Advance Eterner
Phantom Fox MS
Slash Riger MS
Dark Leopard MS
Magical Ape MS
Round Shell MS
Dragoon MF
Dranzer MF
Samurai Changer MS
Aero Knight MS
Jiraiya MS
Bloody Devil MS
Shining God MS

8*obviously the first person who posted on his thread should be in one* *coughmecough*
Just keeding

But you should put in Bluezee, and Mcfrown. Having like a Phoenix wright vs Edgeworth moment. They always have different opinions about things.

it should start off with Mc Frown saying "OBJECTION!" Because Bluezee said something stupid. Or have the old Edgworth head nod/swing.

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Spoiler (Click to View)

people fail to realize I'm an idiot

We love Nano, and I mean it in the most creapiest way

Nano is awesome.

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

Guns go pew pew and people go aaahh.

I'm getting kicked out of the apple store.

And everyone knows there's a "q" in "cat"

I often put my drill on my forehead and pretend I'm a unicorn.

"DO IT!" "NO, I CAN'T!" "MOTHA***ER YOU WATCH DAT OR I SHOOT" "OH GOD, PLEASE NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!" "I'M SERIOUS" "OH GOD, OK, OK. *tear*" *watches porn*

People are spoons that need to be babyfed.

NOTHX I DON'T LIEK TO WET BED

I've gotta go to bed, my mom's threatening to disconnect the internet.

No! Not the internet!!!!

There are manlier women. Heck, I've dated manlier women.
:/
I HAD POOR SELF ESTEEM.

THE CHIP ON MY SHIP
MY SHIP OF BITS
FIDDLE DEE DEE AND YARR HAR HARRR
A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!

All Hail Nano, our glorious and hilarious overlord!

3 dead 12 injured as kid discovers how to do Waterfall Technique

I have 4 quotes from you in my sig
like 5 from Grei

GOTTA BEAT GREI
MUST BE HILARIOUS
So, aeroplane food.
What's up with that?

lets all poop in unison.

Or have the old Edgeworth disgust when people mock his cravat.

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"In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends. Last night, I experienced something new: an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto, "Anyone can cook." But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist; but a great artist can come from anywhere."

-Anton Ego/Peter O'Toole (1932-2013)

so just wondering who other members will you put in your comics?

As many as possible.

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8*obviously the first person who posted on his thread should be in one* *coughmecough*
Just keeding

But you should put in Bluezee, and Mcfrown. Having like a Phoenix wright vs Edgeworth moment. They always have different opinions about things.

McFrown is going to be in the next one, still gotta work on a design for Bluezee, but when you say it like that, yeah, it would be awshtum.

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8*obviously the first person who posted on his thread should be in one* *coughmecough*
Just keeding

But you should put in Bluezee, and Mcfrown. Having like a Phoenix wright vs Edgeworth moment. They always have different opinions about things.

it should start off with Mc Frown saying "OBJECTION!" Because Bluezee said something stupid. Or have the old Edgworth head nod/swing.

Sadly, although Iknow much about his games, I have never played them.

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Okay, the official date has been decided, the new comic will appear every Friday. Also, I will only put you in a comic if I have nothing big planned for the next comic and I know who you are and you are a nice person.

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That's not how the Force works.

My eyes are burned from the extremely awesome comic strip. I wonder how I'm typing.. Well, keep up the awesome work!

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Spoiler (Click to View)

Jacksonian is awesome sauce. Go to his awesome sig shop!

"Fear is an obstacle for some people, but it is an illusion to me." -Michael Jordan

you are a nice person.

Damn!

I'll never be in it, with those criteria! >: (

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^ well, maybe? You're funny in your own insulting and sarcastic way.

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"In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends. Last night, I experienced something new: an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto, "Anyone can cook." But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist; but a great artist can come from anywhere."

-Anton Ego/Peter O'Toole (1932-2013)

Dude, I'll galdly put you in. Ga'Hooleone, too.

On a random note, I remember Ga'Hooleone used to be called FirinMahLazar or something like that.

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New info about the next comic. McFrown's Hall of Awesome has been delayed. McFrown and Bluezee will appear in the next comic because I just thought of an awesomesauce comic with them.

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That's not how the Force works.

Dude, I'll galdly put you in. Ga'Hooleone, too.

On a random note, I remember Ga'Hooleone used to be called FirinMahLazar or something like that.

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New info about the next comic. McFrown's Hall of Awesome has been delayed. McFrown and Bluezee will appear in the next comic because I just thought of an awesomesauce comic with them.

will i be in to?

to bad it is delayed, but oh well it will still be funny (and awesome) no matter what day it comes right?

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Yeah, my old name was Firinmahlazuh. You can see it in the username changes in my profile. But thanks for putting me in!

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"In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends. Last night, I experienced something new: an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto, "Anyone can cook." But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist; but a great artist can come from anywhere."

-Anton Ego/Peter O'Toole (1932-2013)

I predict this becoming filled with spam posts saying
"Plz plz plz plz let me in" "Can i be in plz?'

Anyway cool, thanks for using my suggestion mith.

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Thanks Kai V, For the sig
Thanks BeyUK.Net for Icon
Thanks Fyrewyrm for the bar

Funny Quotes

Spoiler (Click to View)

Sorry to be off topic, but this thread has given me a new thing to put in my sig.

Seeing to how he reacted to other posts, your signature will be botched because he'll either:
1. PM you to take it down or,
2. Tell you to take it down, here.

I just told you your entire solution. I promote tournaments like crazy, I've gotten elementary school kids to do their homework twice as fast with Beyblading as a reward, and I can sell light bulb sockets to the Amish.

What more do you want?

Dan you don't have to be so well mean it makes me mad a blader would tease another your not a true blader

Okay thanks for that.
We give the best advice you have available, but you are too shy to do it. It isn't really our problem, we shouldn't even deal with this.. C:

Want to follow my goal to get one of each HMS? Check out the crosslist (in the spoiler) 1/28
Want to trade/sell me your HMS to help my goal? Pm me please

Spoiler (Click to View)

Gaia Dragoon MS
Driger MS
Draciel MS
Dragoon MS *#1
Dranzer MS
Einstein MS/Hopper Attack
Dragoon MS UV
Dark Effigy MS
Wolborg MS
Thunder Dragon
Sea Dragon
Wyvern DJ
Advance Averazer
Advance Guardian
Advance Striker
Advance Eterner
Phantom Fox MS
Slash Riger MS
Dark Leopard MS
Magical Ape MS
Round Shell MS
Dragoon MF
Dranzer MF
Samurai Changer MS
Aero Knight MS
Jiraiya MS
Bloody Devil MS
Shining God MS

I predict this becoming filled with spam posts saying
"Plz plz plz plz let me in" "Can i be in plz?'

Anyway cool, thanks for using my suggestion mith.

Hahahahaah, these are clever...Yes I agree with Zeox, now there will be tons of people sending compliments to MITH so they will be considered a "nice person" But anyway this is a great comic, I'm looking forward to McFrown appearing

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Hello everyone, remember to read my story Beyblade: Legends at

http://worldbeyblade.org/Thread-Beyblade-Legends

Yes I think everyone is! It will totally be awesome... or should I say insulting, to the noob bladers?

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Second one was hilarious. I hope i will be in it. Bey steroids was cleaver

Must push down the art critic inside of meeeee... I hope you're 10 and that's all I leave it at >.>

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Uzi does it

At 1st I assumed this was going to be some painful noobish post that I would just have to ignore