WBF backout street brawl

hello there my name is Gonzo/THE GREAT GONZO.sorry... coming in spring break.top bladers are hitting the streets for a backout brawl.in mid west california,la it will be a street brawl to us all,at 3:00 pm,in a UNDER GROUND SWERER.get ready to make history more than like 128 people are coming.if you guys have the gutts.on plaza.buckle your seat belts because your time has arrived hahahahahahahahahaha.just php me and ill tell you the rest
Is this supposed to be a story?

And how do you PHP someone?
This does not look like a "Your Creation" at all, and if it is, it is absolutely mediocre.