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Two more episodes left, let's look back at the past 3 seasons (10 included) as the evolution of Rooster Teeth's hit series, Red vs Blue, continues. That is, of course, action scenes. And I stress the word
action. No Halo-engine shooting or firefights. Motion-captured firefights, fist fights, stick fights, etcetera etcetera etcetera. And what were the best motion-captured action scenes to you?
Season 8
Grif, Sarge, and the Puma vs Agent Washington - The beginning of everything. The first motion-capture scene that probably made many RvB fans squeal with joy. As Washington "captures" Sarge, the latter cues his subordinate to attack, though it is rather delayed. Grif busts through Valhalla's wall in the Puma and runs the Freelancer over, conning the phrase, "How's my bumper taste, carphole?!". However, Wash doesn't go down easy and begins to shoot at Grif point blank as he's stuck on the Puma's front. Hitting the brakes, Grif sends Wash flying, and Sarge reclaims his signature shotgun. Wash rolls into a barrel of explosives, and as he recovers, Sarge and Grif drive-by to carp up his day with a shotgun fire to the explosives.
Simmons, Grif, Sarge, and Doc (sort of) vs the Meta/Maine - The Meta attacks Doc after he finds that his partner Washington just got jacked up. The medic fires an overcharged shot of his Plasma Rifle (which is supposed to be a medical tool) and messes up the equipment the Meta has on his possession, reversing the Temporal Distortion unit that makes himself slow than the world around him and sparing Doc a cruel fate of getting super-decked in the face. But Doc gloats too late as the slowed-down punch sends him spiraling to a wall. Simmons tries to free him, but the Meta's time distortion wears off, and the Reds have arrived to rescue him. Abandoning his fellow prisoner, Simmons jumps onto the passing Puma as the Meta fires at him, grabbing onto the turret and being flailed about by Grif's driving. But the Meta catches up to them and destroys their ride, leaving them forced to fight the big bad himself; an timely Epsilon passes by and is forced to play distraction as they make their retreat.
Grif vs Epsilon - While not a full battle sequence, Grif is left with no other option but to kick Epsilon's Monitor body into the nearby minefield in the desert as Sarge leads the angry aliens to them.
Simmons, Grif, Sarge, and Tucker vs Tex - Tex is back, carpbites, and she's mighty cranky. Episode 10 marks the iconic full-length motion capture episode as Tex beats up the Reds + Tucker, the latter who manages to hold his own, in a series of hilarious fights and crotch-hitting. Words cannot describe this full episode, so
just watch it yourself.
Tex vs Washington and the Meta - The first ACTUAL action-packed sequence where skilled warriors are pitted against each other. Tex lays a trap for Washington and the Meta (and unfortunately Doc...) and begins to battle with the two Freelancers. Having everything planned out, from hiding weapons in ice and bombs on a mountain and cliffside, she has the upper hand until she is shot in the foot. Before she can escape, the Meta stabs her in the face with the rigged Memory Unit, trapping her inside.
The Reds, Tucker, and Washington vs The Meta - The climactic battle of Season 8, the Reds are forced to battle The Meta on their own. But with his new found AI to work his equipment for him, the battle is in his favor. Even Tucker, who lands a fatal blow to the chest with his sword, is no match for him. Entrusted by Wash to deal the final blow, Sarge leads the charge (lol) in a final shootout with the Meta, but of course it doesn't end well. However, he hooks the Meta to the Wash's Warthog, and Simmons and Grif pushes it off the cliff. The Meta is pulled down by gravity down the Warthog, but doesn't go down without taking Grif with him. As Simmons tries to hold on, his sudden hold of Grif causes the Meta to let go, eventually killing him in the fall. (tl;dr, Simmons killed the Meta. Yes. Simmons. SIMMONS. KILLED the Meta.)
Season 9
Way too many motion-capture, as the Freelancer segments were all motion-capture with the exception of Delta. Just name your favorite battle. They're not hard to forget.
Season 10
Same with this one.
From Season 8, I'd DEFINITELY have to say the Freelancer fight. It's the first action-packed sequence we get. Why not?
In Season 9, I'd have to say...hm...well, not a lot of Season 9's action sequence grabbed me. Not the Tex episode, not the Highway episode. But I think the North and South Dakota vs the Insurrectionist Soldiers was pretty awesome. Pure slaughter is always fun to watch.
Season 10 was definitely way more action-packed than 9. But my personal favorite from this season was the Tex and Carolina vs C.T. and Insurrectionist Leader fight. The insert song,
Pray by Jeff Williams ft. Sandy Casey, Lamar Hill, and guest starring Redrapper, fit this four-way fight well. Carolina's and C.T.'s baton vs knife exchange was also fun to watch. C.T. didn't get much action in Season 9, but it was good to see how well she could fight in Season 10.