it looks fat and unable to hold anything in its hands imo but whatev
and WOAH ambipom looks gay but aipom is still <3 <3 <3
and WOAH ambipom looks gay but aipom is still <3 <3 <3
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bug lalalala
I hate all the 3rd and 4th gen starters but the 2nd gen is all-awesome. 1st is great too except Venusaur. It looks alright as a design, I might even want to have one on my team but I've never met anyone who wanted to evolve their adorable ivysaur into that ugly thing.
i love turtwig
honchkrow is a gangsta mothafucka
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they should have had a smeargle evolution in dp 
Sam does not know what he is talking about. Empoleon is the man.
And while we're on the subject of Pokemon, I made a Drowzee signature today. 8D
And while we're on the subject of Pokemon, I made a Drowzee signature today. 8D
drowzee always makes me lol
The stage two and threes of Charmander, Totodile, and Cyndaquil were badass - Totodile's stage 2 kind of sucked though.
Alright, enough with the carp Pokemon.
Ominous Pen (3:36:01 PM): that's part of why i don't want a pet
Ominous Pen (3:36:08 PM): it's pretty much like getting a kid
ArtieMLucky (3:36:16 PM): i love my carp though
Ominous Pen (3:36:28 PM): but do you love the wiener more
ArtieMLucky (3:36:38 PM): hard to say
ArtieMLucky (3:36:43 PM): ryan thinks i do
Ominous Pen (3:36:57 PM): they both have their good points
ArtieMLucky (3:37:15 PM): im totally 100% straight but a vagina looks like a carp alien
ArtieMLucky (3:37:20 PM): pre-mordial soup creation
ArtieMLucky (3:37:29 PM): someone took a penis and shotgunned it up
Ominous Pen (3:39:02 PM): i'm glad you shared this with me
Ominous Pen (3:39:44 PM): i feel closer to you now
ArtieMLucky (3:39:53 PM): its not my fault that vaginas look like an unevolutionized shotgunned, pre-mordial soup alien
ArtieMLucky (3:40:04 PM): would i stick my penis in it? hellz yeah
ArtieMLucky (3:40:13 PM): would i stuck my tongue in there? not sure if want
Ominous Pen (3:36:01 PM): that's part of why i don't want a pet
Ominous Pen (3:36:08 PM): it's pretty much like getting a kid
ArtieMLucky (3:36:16 PM): i love my carp though
Ominous Pen (3:36:28 PM): but do you love the wiener more
ArtieMLucky (3:36:38 PM): hard to say
ArtieMLucky (3:36:43 PM): ryan thinks i do
Ominous Pen (3:36:57 PM): they both have their good points
ArtieMLucky (3:37:15 PM): im totally 100% straight but a vagina looks like a carp alien
ArtieMLucky (3:37:20 PM): pre-mordial soup creation
ArtieMLucky (3:37:29 PM): someone took a penis and shotgunned it up
Ominous Pen (3:39:02 PM): i'm glad you shared this with me
Ominous Pen (3:39:44 PM): i feel closer to you now
ArtieMLucky (3:39:53 PM): its not my fault that vaginas look like an unevolutionized shotgunned, pre-mordial soup alien
ArtieMLucky (3:40:04 PM): would i stick my penis in it? hellz yeah
ArtieMLucky (3:40:13 PM): would i stuck my tongue in there? not sure if want
HAHAHAHAHA
everyone knows this already
everyone knows this already
i love vag but they're basically alien shellfish
see ryan, just because i think vaginas are scary does NOT mean i am a HOMOSEXUAL
Artie Wrote:see ryan, just because i think vaginas are scary does NOT mean i am a HOMOSEXUAL
IT MAKES YOU AT LEAST BISEXUAL
Alice Wrote:Artie Wrote:see ryan, just because i think vaginas are scary does NOT mean i am a HOMOSEXUAL
IT MAKES YOU AT LEAST BISEXUAL
i did not say that i thought penises were any better missy
they call it bumpin uglies for a reason
Hahahaha
Without being too crude, I think penises are beautiful. If I was a raging lezza, I'm sure I'd say the same about coochie coo's.
On a somewhat related subject, did you know people over here use 'fanny' as a funny/not so offensive name for a vagina? I understand Americans use 'fanny' to describe your carp or something. I heard it on The Simpsons when Marge gave Bart and Lisa two 'Fanny Packs' (we call them bum bags) and proceeded to say 'There! Now you have matching fannies!'
I thought it was hilarious.
Without being too crude, I think penises are beautiful. If I was a raging lezza, I'm sure I'd say the same about coochie coo's.
On a somewhat related subject, did you know people over here use 'fanny' as a funny/not so offensive name for a vagina? I understand Americans use 'fanny' to describe your carp or something. I heard it on The Simpsons when Marge gave Bart and Lisa two 'Fanny Packs' (we call them bum bags) and proceeded to say 'There! Now you have matching fannies!'
I thought it was hilarious.
i don't think vaginas are scary, i think they're lovely
just a slight resemblance to shellfish
annie's the one who told me about this so lay off
just a slight resemblance to shellfish
annie's the one who told me about this so lay off
ArtieMLucky (4:01:26 PM): if you were a hot, introverted german girl, would 3 puppies in leaves with ducks get you hot and steamy?
Ominous Pen (4:02:26 PM): well that's a stretch
Ominous Pen (4:02:33 PM): seeing as i don't have actual feelings and what not
ArtieMLucky (4:02:38 PM): pretend
Ominous Pen (4:03:12 PM): might make me vulnerable, i suppose
ArtieMLucky (4:03:28 PM): one of the puppies is black
ArtieMLucky (4:03:32 PM): white guilt?
ArtieMLucky (4:03:43 PM): oh and theres a brown puppy off to the side and back
ArtieMLucky (4:03:47 PM): thats the rosa parks puppy
Ominous Pen (4:03:52 PM): nice
Ominous Pen (4:02:26 PM): well that's a stretch
Ominous Pen (4:02:33 PM): seeing as i don't have actual feelings and what not
ArtieMLucky (4:02:38 PM): pretend
Ominous Pen (4:03:12 PM): might make me vulnerable, i suppose
ArtieMLucky (4:03:28 PM): one of the puppies is black
ArtieMLucky (4:03:32 PM): white guilt?
ArtieMLucky (4:03:43 PM): oh and theres a brown puppy off to the side and back
ArtieMLucky (4:03:47 PM): thats the rosa parks puppy
Ominous Pen (4:03:52 PM): nice
Bey Brad Wrote:i don't think vaginas are scary, i think they're lovely
just a slight resemblance to shellfish
annie's the one who told me about this so lay off
Waaaaait
Resemblance in look or in... taste? Because if its taste, I don't think something's quite right there
D8
no look lol
LMAO ALICE
Okay, thank piss
Still waiting for Ryan to appear and agree with me on this...
Alice Wrote:I think penises are beautiful
Still waiting for Ryan to appear and agree with me on this...
hes at work
and dont worry, either i develop a stockholm syndrome for my shellfish lover....or im gay!
and dont worry, either i develop a stockholm syndrome for my shellfish lover....or im gay!
I'm eager to see how you'll turn out.