ArtieMLucky: off topic. but is it weird that i actually thought how i would kill someone if they ever crossed me
ArtieMLucky: and i would so get away with it
Ominous Pen: nope
Ominous Pen: everyone thinks about it
ArtieMLucky: yeah but mines pretty hXc
Ominous Pen: describe
Ominous Pen: leave out no detail
ArtieMLucky: okay first i would wait a few years
ArtieMLucky: its best served cold
ArtieMLucky: damn cold
ArtieMLucky: then i would find them oh 5-10 years later
ArtieMLucky: and find out where they live, how to get in all that stuff
ArtieMLucky: then i would get a tranquilzer for large animals only available to vets under an alias
ArtieMLucky: and then use that to take down the victim
ArtieMLucky: from there, i would take them to an undisclosed location all wrapped in plastic so no blood or evidence could be found
ArtieMLucky: from there, i would scrape off all the flesh and burn it
Ominous Pen: ok dexter
ArtieMLucky: with the bones i would crush them and throw it into the sea so there will be no DNA
ArtieMLucky: LOL
ArtieMLucky: if i cant do that, i would cut off the finger tips and smash the teeth in to at least delay this
ArtieMLucky: all in the meanwhile having a 'vacation' to some european country being planned many years in advance
ArtieMLucky: and never return
Ominous Pen: what kind of doublecross would warrant this
ArtieMLucky: hmmm im not sure
ArtieMLucky: you better think about that
ArtieMLucky: it could be ANYTHING
Ominous Pen: like if your wife was unfaithful?
ArtieMLucky: naw only if she tried to screw me over in the divorce via a prenup
Ominous Pen: if someone cut in front of you in the ticket line at the movies?
ArtieMLucky: if that, carp yeah
Ominous Pen: wouldn't it be kind of obvious who did it then?
ArtieMLucky: i also think id kill a completely random person just to get some practice
ArtieMLucky: some person in a third world country
ArtieMLucky: probably africa
ArtieMLucky: OHHH thats another idea
Ominous Pen: oh artie, the german is strong within you
ArtieMLucky: inject them and give some AIDS
ArtieMLucky: FUUUCk
ArtieMLucky: yes
ArtieMLucky: kill them from the motha carp inside
Ominous Pen: and this is why ryan posts so much about your conversations
ArtieMLucky: LOL
ArtieMLucky: it makes so much carp sense though
ArtieMLucky: WOW
ArtieMLucky: kill them via disease!
ArtieMLucky: no mess what so ever