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G Wrote:It happened at the con I went to... I walked in the room the first day and then I hear like "OMG AN ASIAN SAIIiI" then I was bombarded by requests for pics and hugs the rest of the time there. Then some girl who ducktaped her chest and was Sasuke from Shippuden came up and followed me the rest of the time there... it got worse when 6 girls include that Sasuke chick held me down and stole my shirt and sat on me for about an hour and my friends drove off without me so yeah...

oh god, i loled
hahahah what the carp

carp fangirls

seriously
G Wrote:It happened at the con I went to... I walked in the room the first day and then I hear like "OMG AN ASIAN SAIIiI" then I was bombarded by requests for pics and hugs the rest of the time there. Then some girl who ducktaped her chest and was Sasuke from Shippuden came up and followed me the rest of the time there... it got worse when 6 girls include that Sasuke chick held me down and stole my shirt and sat on me for about an hour and my friends drove off without me so yeah...

Why didn't you tell them to carp off?
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The Daily Telegraph says:

Father, daughter have child together

A SOUTH Australian father and daughter have revealed they are a couple, and have had a child together.
John and Jenny Deaves reunited 30 years after Mr Deaves separated from Jenny's mother.

Jenny was 31 and just two weeks after meeting, father and daughter had sex.

"John and I are in this relationship as consenting adults," Mrs Deaves told the Nine Network's 60 Minutes tonight.

"We are just asking for a little bit of respect and understanding."

Their nine-month-old daughter Celeste, shown on TV, appears fit and healthy.

Mrs Deaves said soon after reuniting with her father she began to see him as a man first and her father second.

"I was looking at him, sort of going, oh, he's not too bad," she said.





"Like you might look at a man across the bar at a nightclub."

Mrs Deaves brought two children, Samantha and Alex, into the relationship after splitting from her former partner.

Mr Deaves admitted that he "initially" thought having sex with his daughter was wrong.

"Emotions take over, as people no doubt realise, there are times during your life where emotions do rule the heart, it rules the head," he said.

"I knew it was illegal, of course I knew it was illegal but you know, so what."

Mrs Deaves said the physical relationship with her father was like "a sexual relationship with any other man".

For Mr Deaves the sexual relationship was "absolutely fantastic".

A South Australian police media spokesman said "the couple is being monitored".


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Someone said: "Anyone else find it fitting the daughter's name sounds a little bit like incest?"

Aaaaaaaahahahaha! I scrolled back up to the story to confirm what the her name was and just went "Pfffftahahaha, Incest Celeste!"

"I was looking at him, sort of going, oh, he's not too bad," she said.

That also made me want to spray urine everywhere with laughter; I thought "Imagine how insulted you'd be if that's the compliment your girlfriend gave you" but then I remembered that this story is already carp weird because she's ragged her dad. It's quite unsettling that they look like each other too.
G Wrote:It happened at the con I went to... I walked in the room the first day and then I hear like "OMG AN ASIAN SAIIiI" then I was bombarded by requests for pics and hugs the rest of the time there. Then some girl who ducktaped her chest and was Sasuke from Shippuden came up and followed me the rest of the time there... it got worse when 6 girls include that Sasuke chick held me down and stole my shirt and sat on me for about an hour and my friends drove off without me so yeah...

Quite possibly one of the funniest stories I have ever heard. Sad thing is, though, I'm desperate enough to wish that upon myself T_T
Katashi Wrote:
G Wrote:It happened at the con I went to... I walked in the room the first day and then I hear like "OMG AN ASIAN SAIIiI" then I was bombarded by requests for pics and hugs the rest of the time there. Then some girl who ducktaped her chest and was Sasuke from Shippuden came up and followed me the rest of the time there... it got worse when 6 girls include that Sasuke chick held me down and stole my shirt and sat on me for about an hour and my friends drove off without me so yeah...

Quite possibly one of the funniest stories I have ever heard. Sad thing is, though, I'm desperate enough to wish that upon myself T_T

solution: look asian

The funniest thing of all is that G's not even asian, guys.
Katashi Wrote:
G Wrote:It happened at the con I went to... I walked in the room the first day and then I hear like "OMG AN ASIAN SAIIiI" then I was bombarded by requests for pics and hugs the rest of the time there. Then some girl who ducktaped her chest and was Sasuke from Shippuden came up and followed me the rest of the time there... it got worse when 6 girls include that Sasuke chick held me down and stole my shirt and sat on me for about an hour and my friends drove off without me so yeah...

Quite possibly one of the funniest stories I have ever heard. Sad thing is, though, I'm desperate enough to wish that upon myself T_T

that is really carp sad
Tamer Brad Wrote:
Katashi Wrote:
G Wrote:It happened at the con I went to... I walked in the room the first day and then I hear like "OMG AN ASIAN SAIIiI" then I was bombarded by requests for pics and hugs the rest of the time there. Then some girl who ducktaped her chest and was Sasuke from Shippuden came up and followed me the rest of the time there... it got worse when 6 girls include that Sasuke chick held me down and stole my shirt and sat on me for about an hour and my friends drove off without me so yeah...

Quite possibly one of the funniest stories I have ever heard. Sad thing is, though, I'm desperate enough to wish that upon myself T_T

that is really carp sad

Welcome to my life, Brad.
Katashi Wrote:
G Wrote:It happened at the con I went to... I walked in the room the first day and then I hear like "OMG AN ASIAN SAIIiI" then I was bombarded by requests for pics and hugs the rest of the time there. Then some girl who ducktaped her chest and was Sasuke from Shippuden came up and followed me the rest of the time there... it got worse when 6 girls include that Sasuke chick held me down and stole my shirt and sat on me for about an hour and my friends drove off without me so yeah...

Quite possibly one of the funniest stories I have ever heard. Sad thing is, though, I'm desperate enough to wish that upon myself T_T

virginity in the flesh?


jsut kidding dude, but that is kinda weird...
Here's one pic. That's the Sasuke chick without the wig:
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G Wrote:Here's one pic. That's the Sasuke chick without the wig:
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oh god it's me when i was 14
you take that back
G Wrote:for some reason this guy reminded me of you:
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ah hahahaha i can see what you mean
me and toto at AN08
Tamer Brad Wrote:me and toto at AN08

hahahaha
that carp's foundation is the wrong shade
Artie Wrote:you are.... a worthless carp

...

Not cool.
wow I should really privatize some pics lol
and this chick resembles Jairo I think:
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G Wrote:wow I should really privatize some pics lol
and this chick resembles Jairo I think:
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LMFAOOOOOOOOafpadsjgodashgiuwerhgug


OMG IT DOES

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