Tamer Brad Wrote:annie's at school and i'm bored
So come on MSN already, Columbo.
Tamer Brad Wrote:annie's at school and i'm bored
Tamer Brad Wrote:I AM that nerdy.
Thresher Wrote:Best bulliten on myspacethis is why i dont have a myspace
14 carp YOU'S OF Myspace
carp You number ONE
OK PEOPLE STOP POSTING GOODNIGHTS ON MYSPACE. ITS NOT LIKE MYSPACE IS UR carp HUSBAND OR WIFE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT DUMBASS.
carp You number TWO
There is NO SUCH THING as a MySpace Tracker.
It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
No, it doesnt.
carp You number THREE
To the people who have like 25,000 friends;
Are you carp serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
carp you number FOUR
Don't ever post pictures and say:
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
because if you were, you wouldn't post them.
If you do you're a carp moron.
carp you number FIVE
NOBODY cares about threats over the internet,
so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics;
Even if you win, you're still retarded.
carp you number SIX
Quit crying because you're not on someones 'Top 8'.
Who cares?!?
ITS MYSPACE!!!
If you really cared that much, you would
pick up the damn phone!
carp you number SEVEN
Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"What's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up,
carp....
carp you number EIGHT
6th graders who have MySpace and look like carp,
and act like carp;
Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
And Parents -
Quit blaming MySpace for your kid being a hooker,
she was a carp before MySpace,
and she'd be a carp without it!
What does that say about your parenting skills?
Think about it!
carp you number NINE
If you have decided to read this, you are a true MySpace Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins,
except for the ones about those carp ringtones....
carp you number TEN
I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
carp you number ELEVEN
If you open a bulletin and it says something like repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape you tonight, or some dead carp is going to rape your mom - quit being dumb!
carp you number TWELVE.
Myspace was created to keep up with friends.
Quit trying to check up on your ex!!
Come on, now, people, its called stalking...you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars.
carp you number THIRTEEN
For all you who think your all hot carp.
your not.
your going to turn into a little carp and dress exactly how everyone else does.
so stop carp trying to be all punk.
carp you number FOURTEEN
STOP having conversations through bullitens.
if you want to talk to someone just carp message them
or pick up a damn phone.
NO ONE wants to hear what you have to say.
*BONUS* carp you number FIFTEEN
TYPE like you have some motherfucking sense. Atleast half of you have had schooling of somekind so PUT IT TO MOTHERFUCKING USE. Your coments shouldnt cause other peoples eyes to bleed.
I added the last one.
ultima55 Wrote:Was it necessary to quote the entire thing?
Ahhh, the ending of Toward the Terra is so sad. TAT
Katashi Wrote:I fell up the stairs while taking out some trash, and now I have a small piece of gravel embedded in the palm of my left hand.
sam Wrote:pretty much all my friends/family use facebook
it makes me sick
just get on the damn phone or something
Katashi Wrote:i personally think its a waste of your 70 years in this worldsam Wrote:pretty much all my friends/family use facebook
it makes me sick
just get on the damn phone or something
For once we agree on something. I absolutely hate Myspace, Facebook, etc. I prefer the good 'ol days of actually talking on the telephone and IMs.