wow wtf lol

Winter continues to teabag me.

The other day I had to do an inventory count at a Pontiac/Buick dealership on the West end of town. It was bitterly cold, and slippery (the strong winds weren't helping matters either). What's more, the cars had a thick sheet of ice and snow on their windshields, so I had to scrape them off so I could check the identification numbers (and there were a lot of cars).

On the plus side, Wendy took good care of me when I came over to talk (re: complain) about my day. Even I enjoy being coddled once in a while.

A good cup of tea does wonders.

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I'm Ommy
http://unqualify.blogspot.com

Winter continues to teabag me.

The other day I had to do an inventory count at a Pontiac/Buick dealership on the West end of town. It was bitterly cold, and slippery (the strong winds weren't helping matters either). What's more, the cars had a thick sheet of ice and snow on their windshields, so I had to scrape them off so I could check the identification numbers (and there were a lot of cars).

On the plus side, Wendy took good care of me when I came over to talk (re: complain) about my day. Even I enjoy being coddled once in a while.

A good cup of tea does wonders.

and your balls in her mouth

and your balls in her mouth

That's neither here nor there. B)

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I'm Ommy
http://unqualify.blogspot.com

My right hand hurts whenever it moves, so I can't play guitar as much I want to. It even hurts when I write. =(

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and your balls in her mouth

That's neither here nor there. B)

AWWW YEAH

I was kind of thankful BeyWiki forums closed yesterday

I had a paper due today, and I hadn't worked on the final draft much until yesterday. I had to find all of my sources, and make final revisions, and it was a pain in the carp doing all of the worksheets she gave us to prepare for the final product. I didn't need any distractions.

Although I did keep F5-ing this page, as well as a few other forums, just to check up on the sites

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balls

So I was messing around in a gym today... I had one one of those bigass inflatable balls, and my friend Drew thought it'd be funny to drop it on a treadmill and see if it'd shoot off, so we did. It hit the wall, and came back at the treadmill and got sucked underneath it. The treadmill bounced up and down a little bit, and then the ball popped, and the biggest cloud of dust I've ever seen came out from under it. Stupid, but all in all one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

So I was messing around in a gym today... I had one one of those bigass inflatable balls, and my friend Drew thought it'd be funny to drop it on a treadmill and see if it'd shoot off, so we did. It hit the wall, and came back at the treadmill and got sucked underneath it. The treadmill bounced up and down a little bit, and then the ball popped, and the biggest cloud of dust I've ever seen came out from under it. Stupid, but all in all one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

wow, my friend did the exact same thing at my school gym and broke a treadmill.
great minds think alike. =)

So I was messing around in a gym today... I had one one of those bigass inflatable balls, and my friend Drew thought it'd be funny to drop it on a treadmill and see if it'd shoot off, so we did. It hit the wall, and came back at the treadmill and got sucked underneath it. The treadmill bounced up and down a little bit, and then the ball popped, and the biggest cloud of dust I've ever seen came out from under it. Stupid, but all in all one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

i have always wanted to try that but just one chage. just subitute ball with little brother

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cheetos dattebyo

So I was messing around in a gym today... I had one one of those bigass inflatable balls, and my friend Drew thought it'd be funny to drop it on a treadmill and see if it'd shoot off, so we did. It hit the wall, and came back at the treadmill and got sucked underneath it. The treadmill bounced up and down a little bit, and then the ball popped, and the biggest cloud of dust I've ever seen came out from under it. Stupid, but all in all one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

The gym I go to does not have those big inflatable balls, and in any case I never go near the treadmill anyway.

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So I was messing around in a gym today... I had one one of those bigass inflatable balls, and my friend Drew thought it'd be funny to drop it on a treadmill and see if it'd shoot off, so we did. It hit the wall, and came back at the treadmill and got sucked underneath it. The treadmill bounced up and down a little bit, and then the ball popped, and the biggest cloud of dust I've ever seen came out from under it. Stupid, but all in all one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

Why is it you never do sensible things, like invest in bonds, or cure cancer?

Everything you seem to get up to is like some form of "Dude, Where's My Car?" antic.

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I'm Ommy
http://unqualify.blogspot.com

don't know if this post will stay, but man, 7 hours of editing film is a carp...

i hate you

i hate you

lmfao

It's funny because no one even knows what you're talking about. rofl

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If a man experienced a female orgasm (which is, of course, impossible), it is said that the shock to his brain would kill him.

WHAT

If a man experienced a female orgasm (which is, of course, impossible), it is said that the shock to his brain would kill him.

WHAT

LMFAO!

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ATTENTION:

Aoki Takao roughly translates to "Blue tree that likes little boys".

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So I was messing around in a gym today... I had one one of those bigass inflatable balls, and my friend Drew thought it'd be funny to drop it on a treadmill and see if it'd shoot off, so we did. It hit the wall, and came back at the treadmill and got sucked underneath it. The treadmill bounced up and down a little bit, and then the ball popped, and the biggest cloud of dust I've ever seen came out from under it. Stupid, but all in all one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

Why is it you never do sensible things, like invest in bonds, or cure cancer?

Everything you seem to get up to is like some form of "Dude, Where's My Car?" antic.

If I did sensible things, there would be no good stories to tell!

So I was messing around in a gym today... I had one one of those bigass inflatable balls, and my friend Drew thought it'd be funny to drop it on a treadmill and see if it'd shoot off, so we did. It hit the wall, and came back at the treadmill and got sucked underneath it. The treadmill bounced up and down a little bit, and then the ball popped, and the biggest cloud of dust I've ever seen came out from under it. Stupid, but all in all one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

Why is it you never do sensible things, like invest in bonds, or cure cancer?

Everything you seem to get up to is like some form of "Dude, Where's My Car?" antic.

If I did sensible things, there would be no good stories to tell!

I hope you're not planning on living a long life.

edit: Woo, 300! THIS. IS. OMMY!!!!!!!

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I'm Ommy
http://unqualify.blogspot.com

My favorites out of the list of codenames for US operations in Iraq (keep in mind that these are all real, folks):

Operation Phantom Linebacker
Operation Outlaw Destroyer
Operation Black Typhoon
Operation Centaur Strike II
Operation Tangerine Squeeze
Operation Falcon Freedom
Operation Moon River Dragon
Operation Constitution Hammer
Operation Justice League
Operation Dragon Victory

i laughed for a good ten minutes

Justice League is my pick of the litter.

Wasn't there an 'Operation Beef Hammer' as well?

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I'm Ommy
http://unqualify.blogspot.com

i feel incredibly lonely and isolated from everyone around me, and a lot of it is by my own choosing.

what the hell, i already went through my angst period wah

i feel incredibly lonely and isolated from everyone around me, and a lot of it is by my own choosing.

what the hell, i already went through my angst period wah

Whoa wtf dude.

Get a hold of me somehow tomorrow if you can. Even if it's just an e-mail.

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air canada lost all my goddamn luggage

all of my clothes, pretty much everything i own other than my computer

agh