What the carp why is Random Thoughts 2 back?!
My brain hurts.
My brain hurts.
(Jan. 28, 2009 11:35 PM)Sasch Wrote: What does libertarianism have to do with his posts? It's rather the opposite for me.
(Jan. 28, 2009 11:38 PM)Artie Wrote: i think it pretty clear by the ridiculousness of my post that i was joking. there are actual insane libertarians that believe this and i'm mocking their utopian viewpoints. remember i go to a place everyday with these kind of lunatics
sasch: yeah, i ridicule the genocide of an ethnic group by not being totally politically correct when it pertains to the holocaust. i am well aware of the horrors and tactics used by the socialist party on not only the jews but also the german people. but you can find me distasteful and ignorant; it's your prerogative
Bey Brad Wrote:2:03:02 PM Bey Brad: Subway is the carp that lingers on the dark streets at 4 AM. You're cold and all alone. And suddenly, this pale beauty approaches you, traces her lovely fingers across your lips ... you notice her breasts, pushed up by her corset, and the strong scent of freshly baked bread ascending from the cavern between them.
2:04:14 PM Bey Brad: "Tomatoes and peppers," you mutter, your heartbeat barely able to keep up with your lips. You feel a rush of blood downwards through your body as she does artwork with bread and vegetables and deli meats that you are sure match her soft nipples in texture and colour.
2:04:28 PM Artie: uhhhhhhh
2:05:49 PM Bey Brad: Alas, the task is complete. Still the fragrance of fresh bread lingers, more like perfume than like the afterthought of a mechanical process which causes yeast to rise and harden. With anticipation, you bite into the sandwich and ... what? What is this!? It tastes of nothing but styrofoam and water. Disgusted, you toss it to the ground, much to the carp's surprise.
2:05:59 PM Artie: lmaoooo wtfff
2:07:25 PM Bey Brad: You walk for blocks, desperately sucking on the butt of a cigarette to erase the taste of the vile concoction. You imagine it as the carp's fingertips, but then you remember the way they traced your lips and the tomatoes that looked so inviting upon first glance but had proved to be a cruel lie. Her breasts were a lie. Her face was a lie. The perfume of bread was a lie. All of it, a lie, a manufactured fallacy designed to open your heart and systematically destroy every last fiber of it.
2:08:15 PM Bey Brad: You collapse to the ground, falling into a puddle. The water drifts into your gaping mouth, and tastes like the tomatoes you had desperately tried to forget. Like all carp, the Subway carp has left you feeling not the fulfillment you had been searching for, but alone. Barren, and alone.
2:08:17 PM Bey Brad: subway sucks
2:08:25 PM Artie: hahahaha
(Jan. 29, 2009 5:09 AM)Bey Brad Wrote: yes, i was addicted to soda when i was younger
you need to quit cold turkey and drink a lot of water