Considering what she thinks you look like, I don't doubt it.
Random Thoughts
Ominous Wrote:Considering what she thinks you look like, I don't doubt it.
details
my girlfriend abuses me
Ominous Wrote:Annie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmbiuYaSfRk
again
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OOH THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT
black cherry warheads are tasty
AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT "CHERRY" IS A EUPHEMISM FOR
THAT'S RIGHT
hymens
THAT'S RIGHT
hymens
yeah but she sent me lemons
is that a euphemism for anything
and anyway aren't you supposed to make lemonade with that carp
and anyway aren't you supposed to make lemonade with that carp
evidently homosexuality
Ominous Wrote:Annie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmbiuYaSfRk
again
this guy rules
Bey Brad Wrote:Ominous Wrote:Annie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmbiuYaSfRk
again
this guy rules
no he doesnt
i want to challenge him
I figured you would, George. 0
Also, it's going down tonight! Wahoo~
Also, it's going down tonight! Wahoo~
ommy why are you here
I just finished trimming the front and sides of my hair with my exacto knife.
Alice Wrote:Okay, thank piss
Alice Wrote:I think penises are beautiful
Still waiting for Ryan to appear and agree with me on this...
*Bursts out of closet wearing pink boas and other assorted homosexual-oriented objects*
I AGREE
But in all honesty, I don't think genitalia in general are good looking. Sure they get me hard sometimes, but they aren't exactly pretty. lol
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INTERMISSION
Mr Sloane, I love your people so very much.
Mr Sloane, I love your people so very much.
yuh yuhhh
G Wrote:http://photocontest.freedom.com/cwalbany...?itemid=55
VOTE AND LET HER BE IN THE NEXT TOP MODEL
HAHAHA
I voted twice. Couldn't handle the pop-ups enough to vote more.
Roan Wrote:Ok I read horoscopes on a pretty regular basis, but I don't ever really take them seriously.
However, I read one today that I just could not help freaking out about. As is customary for me, I read all of the horoscopes of my friends who's sign I know on the page during break at work, not just my own. Well there is a certain person I work with who has at times expressed light interest in me, and I have more than expressed interest in this person.
Anyway, I decided to glance over his horoscope (He's a Virgo) and holy carp was I surprised to read this. This is the exact horoscope from the magazine. I tore it out of the magazine because it was so creepily coincidental.
"You have been looking for the Perfect Mate, but everyone has their flaws. Just because you were burned before, don't think all people are the same. (The last person he dated basically was a carp, played him for his money and then left him high and dry) Now is the time to ask the new person who is a Sagittarian (I AM A SAGITTARIAN) and a few years younger than you (I AM QUITE A FEW YEARS YOUNGER THAN HIM) out on a date. Stop hiding your feelings. It is time to open the doors to a new road of happiness."
Is this purely coincidence that I'm reading way too far into, or...?
I don't know people. This honestly freaked me out. I've been thinking about it all day since it happened.
Ok, double post I know, but an update!
This person worked today. He really likes coffee. I brought the magazine that had this horoscope back into the deli to show one of my co-workers how creepy it was while he was on break. Then I got the genius idea to leave the magazine open on that page next to the coffee pot in hopes that he would see it when he got his next cup of coffee.
I had to leave since it was time, but right after I got home I got a text message from my co-worker saying "Hey I saw him reading it. Good luck."
So yeah. Hopefully he gets the hint. He was talking to me earlier before I did this and in a roundabout way asked for my cell number. Obviously I obliged. Progress people, progress!
i voted