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Meet Daddy Avenger. He is my Knight in Flaming Armor. He needs no other description.
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Tryed remaking my old city of heros charecter. This is more like his sidekick
meh
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Meet Daddy Avenger. He is my Knight in Flaming Armor. He needs no other description.

OI

SLAG

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I'M THE DADDY NOW
ArtieMLucky (2:30:49 PM): also jesus christ i just realized something dude carp
ArtieMLucky (2:30:59 PM): astroglide....is predominately used by homosexuals
VxR RoAn (2:31:05 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ArtieMLucky (2:31:24 PM): i feel sick
VxR RoAn (2:31:27 PM): lolllllllllllllllll
VxR RoAn (2:31:33 PM): Honestly
VxR RoAn (2:31:44 PM): The pieces to the puzzle have been right in front of you all along
ArtieMLucky (2:31:57 PM): no, thats not what i meant (but true)
ArtieMLucky (2:32:03 PM): whats sick is i just BOUGHT SOME OF THE carp
VxR RoAn (2:32:08 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHA
ArtieMLucky (2:32:10 PM): ugh im gonna throw this away
VxR RoAn (2:32:11 PM): WHY
ArtieMLucky (2:32:15 PM): or give it to my brother
VxR RoAn (2:32:17 PM): HAHAHAHA
VxR RoAn (2:32:23 PM): GIVE IT TO HIM
ArtieMLucky (2:32:24 PM): or courtney
VxR RoAn (2:32:29 PM): OMG THAT WOULD BE SO AWKWARDLY AMAZING
ArtieMLucky (2:32:34 PM): LOL
VxR RoAn (2:32:39 PM): Here Alex
VxR RoAn (2:32:41 PM): Enjoy
ArtieMLucky (2:32:45 PM): if i gave it to courtney shed think i was gay, and alex well
ArtieMLucky (2:32:49 PM): im sure hes a closet case
VxR RoAn (2:32:52 PM): lmaooooo
VxR RoAn (2:32:58 PM): Maybe that's why he wanted to go camping
VxR RoAn (2:32:59 PM): LOL
ArtieMLucky (2:33:02 PM): LOL
ArtieMLucky (2:33:07 PM): "brokeback bionerds"
VxR RoAn (2:33:10 PM): HAHAHAHAHHAHAAfdjgg
i use astroglide

best kind
Bey Brad Wrote:i use astroglide

best kind

Yes, well...

I was going to make a homosexual joke here but I'm out.
Bey Brad Wrote:i use astroglide

best kind

case in point
Artie Wrote:
Bey Brad Wrote:i use astroglide

best kind

case in point

hahahaha ZING so artie how's life being a virgin you carp carp piece of carp
WOW

I can feel the animosity.

Delicious.
Bey Brad Wrote:
Artie Wrote:
Bey Brad Wrote:i use astroglide

best kind

case in point

hahahaha ZING so artie how's life being a virgin you carp carp piece of carp

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Ominous Pen (2:37:27 PM): why on earth would you buy lube
ArtieMLucky (2:37:41 PM): i bought some as a joke, mostly
ArtieMLucky (2:37:45 PM): to see why the carp my brother uses it
ArtieMLucky (2:37:55 PM): and now i feel even more like a homosexual
Ominous Pen (2:37:55 PM): the warcraft one?
ArtieMLucky (2:37:57 PM): yes
Ominous Pen (2:38:06 PM): and you think he's a closet gay?
ArtieMLucky (2:38:12 PM): noooo dude
ArtieMLucky (2:38:13 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ArtieMLucky (2:38:18 PM): ive seen some STRANGE carp
ArtieMLucky (2:38:27 PM): ive found midget, dwarf minority porn
ArtieMLucky (2:38:43 PM): hes never had a girlfriend, never kissed a girl, never has left the house in like 4 years
ArtieMLucky (2:38:59 PM): despite being metro at least i have a girlfriend
Ominous Pen (2:39:25 PM): picture of him?
ArtieMLucky (2:39:59 PM): hes basically two of me
ArtieMLucky (2:40:07 PM): ugh carp
ArtieMLucky (2:40:11 PM): ill upload it
Ominous Pen (2:40:13 PM): ok so basically..the lube is for him, and he fists his carp in the dead of night thinking about orcs
Ominous Pen (2:40:36 PM): would you be shocked
Ominous Pen (2:40:40 PM): be honest
ArtieMLucky (2:40:46 PM): hahahaha WHAT THE carp
ArtieMLucky (2:41:29 PM): one sec
ArtieMLucky (2:41:33 PM): i want your reaction
ArtieMLucky (2:41:33 PM): to him
ArtieMLucky (2:41:51 PM): http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/9382/img0070ld8.jpg
Ominous Pen (2:42:39 PM): ...how on earth are you related
ArtieMLucky (2:42:42 PM): LOL
Ominous Pen (2:42:56 PM): is he older?
ArtieMLucky (2:43:02 PM): 2.5 years
ArtieMLucky (2:43:10 PM): im taller than him lollllllll
Ominous Pen (2:43:23 PM): i heard middle kids got shat on by life, but god damn
ArtieMLucky (2:43:29 PM): LOL
ArtieMLucky (2:43:56 PM): wait
ArtieMLucky (2:43:58 PM): wait
ArtieMLucky (2:44:05 PM): do you want a compare and contrast pic LOL
Ominous Pen (2:44:10 PM): oh please
Ominous Pen (2:44:12 PM): PLEASE
ArtieMLucky (2:44:17 PM): youll like this
ArtieMLucky (2:45:21 PM): http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/3683/img0044wn3.jpg
ArtieMLucky (2:45:44 PM): i look like i have down syndrome here but you can see the....difference between us
Ominous Pen (2:46:25 PM): he's.... that's...... nawwww...... naww....
ArtieMLucky (2:46:32 PM): ????
Ominous Pen (2:46:38 PM): that's just not right
ArtieMLucky (2:46:57 PM): my parents call us brothers sprat
Ominous Pen (2:46:58 PM): if he was my brother, i would have given him an intervention right now

hell, MOM would have given him an intervention
ArtieMLucky (2:47:10 PM): you know, the nursery rhyme
Ominous Pen (2:47:17 PM): yep
ArtieMLucky (2:47:22 PM): "jack sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean"
ArtieMLucky (2:47:26 PM): well....thats us alright
well carp. at least i now know who to watch out for this school year
Someone's blasting Jonas Brothers next door. Must tell them they are robots made out of lame...
I always enjoy my talks with Arthur.

ArtieMLucky (2:55:21 PM): did i ever tell you about the time i gave myself a facial
Ominous Pen (2:55:28 PM): nope
ArtieMLucky (2:55:40 PM): well it was two weeks after my surgery, for correcting phimosis right
ArtieMLucky (2:55:49 PM): youre not supposed to do ANYTHING for a month
ArtieMLucky (2:56:00 PM): i lasted two weeks, and they were the longest two weeks of my LIFE
ArtieMLucky (2:56:16 PM): anyway, during the day of agony i just said "carp this" and went beast mode on my carp
ArtieMLucky (2:56:34 PM): now, having phimosis all my life...ejaculation was never how it was supposed to go
Ominous Pen (2:56:44 PM): i think i would have commited suicide if i couldn't do anything
Ominous Pen (2:56:47 PM): for a month
ArtieMLucky (2:56:57 PM): so im doin my business and orgasm, and suddenly i cant see in my right eye and it carp BURNED
ArtieMLucky (2:57:07 PM): turns out, semen actually FLIES out of your carp
ArtieMLucky (2:57:11 PM): whodathink
ArtieMLucky (2:57:21 PM): anyway, i gained great respect for women that day
ahahaha oh jesus man
Ominous Wrote:I always enjoy my talks with Arthur.

ArtieMLucky (2:55:21 PM): did i ever tell you about the time i gave myself a facial
Ominous Pen (2:55:28 PM): nope
ArtieMLucky (2:55:40 PM): well it was two weeks after my surgery, for correcting phimosis right
ArtieMLucky (2:55:49 PM): youre not supposed to do ANYTHING for a month
ArtieMLucky (2:56:00 PM): i lasted two weeks, and they were the longest two weeks of my LIFE
ArtieMLucky (2:56:16 PM): anyway, during the day of agony i just said "carp this" and went beast mode on my carp
ArtieMLucky (2:56:34 PM): now, having phimosis all my life...ejaculation was never how it was supposed to go
Ominous Pen (2:56:44 PM): i think i would have commited suicide if i couldn't do anything
Ominous Pen (2:56:47 PM): for a month
ArtieMLucky (2:56:57 PM): so im doin my business and orgasm, and suddenly i cant see in my right eye and it carp BURNED
ArtieMLucky (2:57:07 PM): turns out, semen actually FLIES out of your carp
ArtieMLucky (2:57:11 PM): whodathink
ArtieMLucky (2:57:21 PM): anyway, i gained great respect for women that day

carp in the eye is the worst
Ominous Wrote:I always enjoy my talks with Arthur.

ArtieMLucky (2:55:21 PM): did i ever tell you about the time i gave myself a facial
Ominous Pen (2:55:28 PM): nope
ArtieMLucky (2:55:40 PM): well it was two weeks after my surgery, for correcting phimosis right
ArtieMLucky (2:55:49 PM): youre not supposed to do ANYTHING for a month
ArtieMLucky (2:56:00 PM): i lasted two weeks, and they were the longest two weeks of my LIFE
ArtieMLucky (2:56:16 PM): anyway, during the day of agony i just said "carp this" and went beast mode on my carp
ArtieMLucky (2:56:34 PM): now, having phimosis all my life...ejaculation was never how it was supposed to go
Ominous Pen (2:56:44 PM): i think i would have commited suicide if i couldn't do anything
Ominous Pen (2:56:47 PM): for a month
ArtieMLucky (2:56:57 PM): so im doin my business and orgasm, and suddenly i cant see in my right eye and it carp BURNED
ArtieMLucky (2:57:07 PM): turns out, semen actually FLIES out of your carp
ArtieMLucky (2:57:11 PM): whodathink
ArtieMLucky (2:57:21 PM): anyway, i gained great respect for women that day

Arties never gonna talk to you again.
Nope, he'd miss me too much.

Also, I'm sure if he saw that, he'd post what we said right after that quote.
1:57:31 PM Ommy: i used to suck myself off
that's your ommy tidbit for the day, OHOHOHOHO
1:57:35 PM Artie: wat
1:57:40 PM Artie: jesus you are metro
1:57:52 PM Ommy: lmao
1:57:58 PM Ommy: do you?
1:58:14 PM Artie: no?
1:58:31 PM Ommy: i didn't realize that was a metro thing to do
1:58:43 PM Artie: no its more of a HOMOSEXUAL thing