(Dec. 04, 2011 2:16 PM)DefStamina88 Wrote: Ok, Temporal. Lemme break up my opinions for ya. I know for SURE this isn't right, but this is how I see each team:
Bills: A team that should be doing good. The road hasn't been treating them well.
Dolphins: Still like them, but they are eating some mushrooms or something.
Patriots: Just a showoff team. "Oh, you can't hit Brady." I will laugh if he gets clobbered by a 300 lb lineman (legally or illegally, just something for an injury), and I will be laughing and crying and cheering for the love of it if Indy pulls an upset.
Jets: They're just...there....
Ravens:The team that has a together game plan with a successful Flacco leading the way. Really good at protecting the house (they're 8-3 overall, 6-0 at home).
Bengals: One guy is preventing me from blowing my gasket for this team; Andy Dalton.
Browns: The nerds that can't play sports and aren't popular this year.
Steelers: A fat guy named Ben, A pirate named Troy, and some other guys.
Texans: 8-3, can't argue with that.
Colts: Manning's not there, and the NFL's gonna vote him MVP. What has the NFL come to? If you wanna good MVP, pick Flacco, pick Rodgers, PICK BRADY I DON"T CARE. PICK SOMEBODY WHO"S PLAYING.
Jaguars: Gabbert and Jones-Drew? Eh...
Titans: Hasselbeck shall fix everything! (not really, think Houston's got em beat.)
Broncos: Tebow? So what? I like Denver but not Tebow, put Orton back. I don't care if they get worse, just get Tebow out of my sight.
Chiefs: Who?
Raiders: Hooray for a 3-game win streak.
Chargers: Thanks a lot for ruining everything, my 4th favorite team.
Cowboys: OMG IT'S TONY ROMO! I'M BLIND! HE'S KILLING ME!!
Giants: Again, who?
Eagles: Vick, seriously, nobody likes you.
Redskins: C'mon guys, you had my hopes up.
Bears: The-- wait, I forgot, who are they again? The Bears? I swear I've heard that name before.
Lions: A team with anger management issues (Suh and Coach Schwartz). Looks like Dr. Stafford needs to fix this.
Packers: Robots that took the bodies of all of the Packer's players. It's a good way to get Rodgers some respect.
Vikings: I have no idea who you are talking about. Is that the team with McNabb and Peterson? Oh.....
Falcons: PICK UP THE SAINTS AND THROW THEM ON THE GROUND.
Panthers: I will no longer cheer for my home state.
Saints: BREES, GET OUTTA MY SIGHT!
Buccaneers: There, we fixed the problem with a worse team without someone that scares me.
Cardinals: Once upon a time, there was a Wide Receiver named Larry Fitzgerald. He hasn't helped them pass the Seahawks in rank.
49ers: Meet Alex Smith, number 11. He is a powerful man. His team is 9-2. They will most likely win their division.
Seahawks: Oh, they're back. Hm... Sorry, still not forgiving you.
Rams: Bradford ain't gonna fix anything, is he?
And I'm 99.9% sure that nobody's gonna agree with me, but this is my opinion of each team, and they're probably not gonna change. (Ok, we done? Let the hating begin.)
Everything you said is either biased, undecipherable, or illogical. It's hard to really bash your post actually.