Novel Kars isn’t canon but was supervised by Araki himself

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Novel Kars isn’t canon but was supervised by Araki himself

Checkmate, Kirby can beat him.

Novel Kars isn’t canon but was supervised by Araki himself

Checkmate, Kirby can beat him.

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Checkmate, Kirby can beat him.

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It’s true, he sucks Kars and then has all the stands and powers he has. Kars trying to suck something would be horrifying to see.

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It’s true, he sucks Kars and then has all the stands and powers he has. Kars trying to suck something would be horrifying to see.

Kars stops time and kills kirby. Anyways the other would be pretty cursed. Also Kirby would need some insane power ups to move during stopped time, all which are currently hypothetically possible.

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It’s true, he sucks Kars and then has all the stands and powers he has. Kars trying to suck something would be horrifying to see.

Kars stops time and kills kirby. Anyways the other would be pretty cursed. Also Kirby would need some insane power ups to move during stopped time, all which are currently hypothetically possible.

Kirby is faster than light as shown in smash meaning he can move in time. He can also warp physics using the warp star.

Kars stops time and kills kirby. Anyways the other would be pretty cursed. Also Kirby would need some insane power ups to move during stopped time, all which are currently hypothetically possible.

Kirby is faster than light as shown in smash meaning he can move in time. He can also warp physics using the warp star.

Kars turns the warpstar into a bomb

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Kirby is faster than light as shown in smash meaning he can move in time. He can also warp physics using the warp star.

Kars turns the warpstar into a bomb

Did you know that the warp star breaks the laws of physics? Kirby would’ve swallowed Kars by then.

Kars uses bites the dust on Kirby, Kars shrinks uboat down so it goes inside Kirby's blood cells them blows up Kirby from the inside, Kars uses a Blank Disc on Kirby, Kars summons infinite copies of himself using D4C Ultimate that all have stands and beats up Kirby, etc.

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Kars turns the warpstar into a bomb

Did you know that the warp star breaks the laws of physics? Kirby would’ve swallowed Kars by then.

Kars blows up Kirby from the inside using U Boat the end

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He can also expand Uboat from the inside and it will grow to the size of a skyscraper. Kirby canonically can only fit something at big as a tree in his mouth so his body will be torn to shreads,

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Also Made In Heaven has infinite speed.

Novel Kars isn’t canon but was supervised by Araki himself

Checkmate, Kirby can beat him.

Kirby can beat anything

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Kars uses bites the dust on Kirby, Kars shrinks uboat down so it goes inside Kirby's blood cells them blows up Kirby from the inside, Kars uses a Blank Disc on Kirby, Kars summons infinite copies of himself using D4C Ultimate that all have stands and beats up Kirby, etc.

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Did you know that the warp star breaks the laws of physics? Kirby would’ve swallowed Kars by then.

Kars blows up Kirby from the inside using U Boat the end

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He can also expand Uboat from the inside and it will grow to the size of a skyscraper. Kirby canonically can only fit something at big as a tree in his mouth so his body will be torn to shreads,

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Also Made In Heaven has infinite speed.

Kirby would swallow up Kars and do all of that.

Kars uses bites the dust on Kirby, Kars shrinks uboat down so it goes inside Kirby's blood cells them blows up Kirby from the inside,  Kars uses a Blank Disc on Kirby, Kars summons infinite copies of himself using D4C Ultimate that all have stands and beats up Kirby,  etc.

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Kars blows up Kirby from the inside using U Boat the end

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He can also expand Uboat from the inside and it will grow to the size of a skyscraper. Kirby canonically can only fit something at big as a tree in his mouth so his body will be torn to shreads,

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Also Made In Heaven has infinite speed.

Kirby would swallow up Kars and do all of that.

Kars can blow up kirby while Kars is in his mouth using Uboat. Kirby can't swallow things at light speed. Kirby strong, but also weak. Like bumping into someone else a few times kills him.

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Kirby would swallow up Kars and do all of that.

Kars can blow up kirby while Kars is in his mouth using Uboat. Kirby can't swallow things at light speed. Kirby strong, but also weak. Like bumping into someone else a few times kills him.

Kirby can swallow things at light speed, he himself is light speed. He can consume anything so he would steal the u boat’s power.

Kars can blow up kirby while Kars is in his mouth using Uboat. Kirby can't swallow things at light speed. Kirby strong, but also weak. Like bumping into someone else a few times kills him.

Kirby can swallow things at light speed, he himself is light speed. He can consume anything so he would steal the u boat’s power.

Kirby cannot swallow things at light speed. If he does why doesnt he ever do it? He also isn't light speed himself. The closing thing he can get to fast is like a little above jogging speed. Kirby isn't god level by default like other characters.

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Even with a wheel powerup he can go at like running speed.

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Kirby can swallow things at light speed, he himself is light speed. He can consume anything so he would steal the u boat’s power.

Kirby cannot swallow things at light speed. If he does why doesnt he ever do it? He also isn't light speed himself. The closing thing he can get to fast is like a little above jogging speed. Kirby isn't god level by default like other characters.

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Even with a wheel powerup he can go at like running speed.

Why, what’s stopping him? Also we know that warp stars are faster than light speed because in smash he goes on a warp star and out runs light. He can also summon warp stars at will. Kirby can swallow anything (stated by Sakurai himself)

Kirby cannot swallow things at light speed. If he does why doesnt he ever do it? He also isn't light speed himself. The closing thing he can get to fast is like a little above jogging speed. Kirby isn't god level by default like other characters.

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Even with a wheel powerup he can go at like running speed.

Why, what’s stopping him? Also we know that warp stars are faster than light speed because in smash he goes on a warp star and out runs light. He can also summon warp stars at will. Kirby can swallow anything (stated by Sakurai himself)

Warp stars are faster than light but Kirby himself is not. Kirby himself has never gone as fast as the speed of light ever. It also takes him a few seconds to even swallow something once its in his mouth. During that time Uboat kills Kirby.

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Why, what’s stopping him? Also we know that warp stars are faster than light speed because in smash he goes on a warp star and out runs light. He can also summon warp stars at will. Kirby can swallow anything (stated by Sakurai himself)

Warp stars are faster than light but Kirby himself is not. Kirby himself has never gone as fast as the speed of light ever. It also takes him a few seconds to even swallow something once its in his mouth. During that time Uboat kills Kirby.

Kirby could probably survive the uboat ngl. Also we have to factor in the warp stars because they are one of Kirby’s famous utilities (they’re essentially batarangs).

Also, what makes you think Kirby's air stream is powerful enough to easily suck in Kars? King Dedede has the same one and it can be easily avoided. All Kars has to do is bump into Kirby a few times like any other enemy in the history of the Kirby franchise and he's dead.

Also, what makes you think Kirby's air stream is powerful enough to easily suck in Kars? King Dedede has the same one and it can be easily avoided. All Kars has to do is bump into Kirby a few times like any other enemy in the history of the Kirby franchise and he's dead.

Can’t Kirby respawn like the game.

Warp stars are faster than light but Kirby himself is not. Kirby himself has never gone as fast as the speed of light ever. It also takes him a few seconds to even swallow something once its in his mouth. During that time Uboat kills Kirby.

Kirby could probably survive the uboat ngl. Also we have to factor in the warp stars because they are one of Kirby’s famous utilities (they’re essentially batarangs).

How can Kirby survive UBoat. The biggest thing he had in his mouth was a tree and he had to use that powerup from Triple Deluxe. Also Warp Stars dont enable you to swallow things at the speed of light. Just stop.

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Also, what makes you think Kirby's air stream is powerful enough to easily suck in Kars? King Dedede has the same one and it can be easily avoided. All Kars has to do is bump into Kirby a few times like any other enemy in the history of the Kirby franchise and he's dead.

Can’t Kirby respawn like the game.

No its a video game. Irl Kirby cannot respawn. Thats like saying Mario can respawn. He only respawns because they need you to keep playing the video game.

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Kirby could probably survive the uboat ngl. Also we have to factor in the warp stars because they are one of Kirby’s famous utilities (they’re essentially batarangs).

How can Kirby survive UBoat. The biggest thing he had in his mouth was a tree and he had to use that powerup from Triple Deluxe. Also War Stars dont enable you to swallow things at the speed of light. Just stop.

Kirby can catch up to Kars, land next to him and swallow him. He can swallow anything, and his vacuum strength can increase to swallow anything, so anything Kars does is useless really, Sakurai said so. Also Kirby can literally destroy planets. Kirby is way stronger than you are giving him credit for.

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Kirby could probably survive the uboat ngl. Also we have to factor in the warp stars because they are one of Kirby’s famous utilities (they’re essentially batarangs).

How can Kirby survive UBoat. The biggest thing he had in his mouth was a tree and he had to use that powerup from Triple Deluxe. Also Warp Stars dont enable you to swallow things at the speed of light. Just stop.

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Can’t Kirby respawn like the game.

No its a video game. Irl Kirby cannot respawn. Thats like saying Mario can respawn. He only respawns because they need you to keep playing the video game.

Mario respawns due to 1 ups.

How can Kirby survive UBoat. The biggest thing he had in his mouth was a tree and he had to use that powerup from Triple Deluxe. Also War Stars dont enable you to swallow things at the speed of light. Just stop.

Kirby can catch up to Kars, land next to him and swallow him. He can swallow anything, and his vacuum strength can increase to swallow anything, so anything Kars does is useless really, Sakurai said so. Also Kirby can literally destroy planets. Kirby is way stronger than you are giving him credit for.

Are you this ignorant? Kars has infinite speed with MiH. It aloes takes time for Kirby to swallow something. You have to factor that in smarty. During that time Kars can kill Kirby in a Multitude of ways. So many ways its funny.

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How can Kirby survive UBoat. The biggest thing he had in his mouth was a tree and he had to use that powerup from Triple Deluxe. Also War Stars dont enable you to swallow things at the speed of light. Just stop.

Kirby can catch up to Kars, land next to him and swallow him. He can swallow anything, and his vacuum strength can increase to swallow anything, so anything Kars does is useless really, Sakurai said so. Also Kirby can literally destroy planets. Kirby is way stronger than you are giving him credit for.

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How can Kirby survive UBoat. The biggest thing he had in his mouth was a tree and he had to use that powerup from Triple Deluxe. Also Warp Stars dont enable you to swallow things at the speed of light. Just stop.

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No its a video game. Irl Kirby cannot respawn. Thats like saying Mario can respawn. He only respawns because they need you to keep playing the video game.

Mario respawns due to 1 ups.

Kirby doesnt have 1-Ups idiot

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Kirby can also only destroy planets with various end of game power ups that aren't accessible outside of that moment.

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Kirby can catch up to Kars, land next to him and swallow him. He can swallow anything, and his vacuum strength can increase to swallow anything, so anything Kars does is useless really, Sakurai said so. Also Kirby can literally destroy planets. Kirby is way stronger than you are giving him credit for.

Are you this ignorant? Kars has infinite speed with MiH. It aloes takes time for Kirby to swallow something. You have to factor that in smarty. During that time Kars can kill Kirby in a Multitude of ways. So many ways its funny.

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Kirby can catch up to Kars, land next to him and swallow him. He can swallow anything, and his vacuum strength can increase to swallow anything, so anything Kars does is useless really, Sakurai said so. Also Kirby can literally destroy planets. Kirby is way stronger than you are giving him credit for.

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Mario respawns due to 1 ups.

Kirby doesnt have 1-Ups idiot

Kars can’t escape from Kirby’s mouth. Also Kirby would suck Kars way before anything happens.

Are you this ignorant? Kars has infinite speed with MiH. It aloes takes time for Kirby to swallow something. You have to factor that in smarty. During that time Kars can kill Kirby in a Multitude of ways. So many ways its funny.

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Kirby doesnt have 1-Ups idiot

Kars can’t escape from Kirby’s mouth. Also Kirby would suck Kars way before anything happens.

Kars doesn't have to escape Kirby's mouth. He can use UBoat to instantly blow up Kirby form the inside. It also takes a few seconds for Kirby to swallow something. He can't Instantly sallow anything in an instant. Kirby's airstream can also be avoided like King DeDeDe's. It can be intense but even the intense ones are easily avoidable if you just run away or go over it. Kirby can also barely jump while He's sucking something.

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This argument is insanely sad

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Kars can’t escape from Kirby’s mouth. Also Kirby would suck Kars way before anything happens.

Kars doesn't have to escape Kirby's mouth. He can use UBoat to instantly blow up Kirby form the inside. It also takes a few seconds for Kirby to swallow something. He can't Instantly sallow anything in an instant. Kirby's airstream can also be avoided like King DeDeDe's. It can be intense but even the intense ones are easily avoidable if you just run away or go over it. Kirby can also barely jump while He's sucking something.

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This argument is insanely sad

Kirby would suck the uboat, it would be pathetic to even try to use it on Kirby. You are right about one thing, and that’s that this argument is insanely sad

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