Was the first person to ever become an hero, and survive

/fact

welcome to the internet 2005 jasonreno

welcome to the internet 2005 jasonreno

NOT FUNNY

shut up stoopid

A white man went to heaven. He told God, "I got hit by a bus." God said, "Okay, enter into heaven."
A black man went to heaven. He told God, "I got shot." God said, "Okay, enter into heaven."
Chuck Norris went to heaven. He told God, "Get out of my seat."

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START LIVING BEFORE YOU START DYING

Chuck Norris went back in time and killed the guy who started this whole Chuck Norris fad.

That very day, the entire population of the internet felt their intelligence rise.


Oh wait..

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A white man went to heaven. He told God, "I got hit by a bus." God said, "Okay, enter into heaven."
A black man went to heaven. He told God, "I got shot." God said, "Okay, enter into heaven."
Chuck Norris went to heaven. He told God, "Get out of my seat."

that's not a chuck norris joke, I saw that joke when I was 10, but instead of chuck norris, the black and the white man they had Alan Shearer, Ronaldo and Bergkamp (football players)


chuck norris jokes got boring after one day

A white man went to heaven. He told God, "I got hit by a bus." God said, "Okay, enter into heaven."
A black man went to heaven. He told God, "I got shot." God said, "Okay, enter into heaven."
Chuck Norris went to heaven. He told God, "Get out of my seat."

that's not a chuck norris joke, I saw that joke when I was 10, but instead of chuck norris, the black and the white man they had Alan Shearer, Ronaldo and Bergkamp (football players)


chuck norris jokes got boring after one day

it's funnier with chuck norris

Chuck Norris traveled back in time and killed Hitler by pointing his index finger at him and yelling "BANG"

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

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START LIVING BEFORE YOU START DYING

i hate you all

Have you seen the elusive Chuck-strich?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8

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fight of the century chuck norris vs a blender http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA

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Engineers: If it wasn't for us there'd be no mechs for emo pilots to fly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8

Already posted that lol

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