Worst burst fanfic youll ever read TRY NOT TO SAY BRUH

Okay so I thought I would make something different. I'll be posting RANDOM burst stories in this fanfic. Chapters will be posted every century (Or when I want to lol) Yes this will be funny so yeah




FIRST STORY:
Shu: Huh, according to this... (Blah blah blah)
Valt: Yes shu who should SHUt up.
Shu: WHAT?
Valt: WHAT.
Shu: GET YOUR BEY AND LETS BATTLE.
Valt: OK.
(3 2 1 let it rip) 
Valt: Ok valtryek go
Shu: Go spriggan
Valt: go and use the super super heavy layer thats illegal that i put in you
shu: wow ok
valt completely destroys spriggan
shu: wow valt.
shu: Release the dogs, amane, and the lions
valt: ehehehhehe
animals come jump on valt
shu: ahaha this is so entertaining to watch.
shu: besides, all he'll do is sue me and the medical bill will be 10000 dollars so not much
shu: ok amane do your thing and im out


all hail amane
No, I don't intend on trolling this is supposed to be funny.
" Release the dogs, amane, and the lions"
(May. 06, 2021  12:14 AM)TheGolden Blade Wrote: Okay so I thought I would make something different. I'll be posting RANDOM burst stories in this fanfic. Chapters will be posted every century (Or when I want to lol) Yes this will be funny so yeah




FIRST STORY:
Shu: Huh, according to this... (Blah blah blah)
Valt: Yes shu who should SHUt up.
Shu: WHAT?
Valt: WHAT.
Shu: GET YOUR BEY AND LETS BATTLE.
Valt: OK.
(3 2 1 let it rip) 
Valt: Ok valtryek go
Shu: Go spriggan
Valt: go and use the super super heavy layer thats illegal that i put in you
shu: wow ok
valt completely destroys spriggan
shu: wow valt.
shu: Release the dogs, amane, and the lions
valt: ehehehhehe
animals come jump on valt
shu: ahaha this is so entertaining to watch.
shu: besides, all he'll do is sue me and the medical bill will be 10000 dollars so not much
shu: ok amane do your thing and im out


all hail amane


Hehehehe (amane has some secret tricks👍)
Wtf, What did Bruhblade do to this website? What have I caused?
(May. 06, 2021  12:19 AM)GreenK9148 Wrote: Wtf, What did Bruhblade do to this website? What have I caused?

The thread’s name said not to say ____.
Chapter 2:

one punch man: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
shu: yo this is the beyblade anime
one punch man: oh sorry
shu: you have to be punished for this my guy
shu: amane awaits you
one punch man: okay
amane: YOU
amane: bow before your king
one punch man: bro im trying to get back to my anime
amane: idc bro just bow
one punch man: never
shu: ok
ranzo: AMIGOSSS!!!
amane: hey amigo
ranzo: how are you
one punch man: EW WHO IS THIS "AMIGO"
valtaoi_007: The council will decide your fate
(May. 06, 2021  12:19 AM)GreenK9148 Wrote: Wtf, What did Bruhblade do to this website? What have I caused?

Honestly, i hate it and love it at the same time.
(May. 06, 2021  12:20 AM)TheGolden Blade Wrote: Chapter 2:

one punch man: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
shu: yo this is the beyblade anime
one punch man: oh sorry
shu: you have to be punished for this my guy
shu: amane awaits you
one punch man: okay
amane: YOU
amane: bow before your king
one punch man: bro im trying to get back to my anime
amane: idc bro just bow
one punch man: never
shu: ok
ranzo: AMIGOSSS!!!
amane: hey amigo
ranzo: how are you
one punch man: EW WHO IS THIS "AMIGO"
valtaoi_007: The council will decide your fate

valtaoi_007 will make the good fate on the council
(May. 06, 2021  12:20 AM)TheGolden Blade Wrote: Chapter 2:

one punch man: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
shu: yo this is the beyblade anime
one punch man: oh sorry
shu: you have to be punished for this my guy
shu: amane awaits you
one punch man: okay
amane: YOU
amane: bow before your king
one punch man: bro im trying to get back to my anime
amane: idc bro just bow
one punch man: never
shu: ok
ranzo: AMIGOSSS!!!
amane: hey amigo
ranzo: how are you
one punch man: EW WHO IS THIS "AMIGO"
valtaoi_007: The council will decide your fate

Me at then end of the chapter:
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(May. 06, 2021  12:20 AM)Dragon Blader Z Wrote:
(May. 06, 2021  12:19 AM)GreenK9148 Wrote: Wtf, What did Bruhblade do to this website? What have I caused?

The thread’s name said not to say ____.

My fanfic is the start of this chaos, soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. It doesn't apply to me


(May. 06, 2021  12:25 AM)GreenK9148 Wrote:
(May. 06, 2021  12:20 AM)Dragon Blader Z Wrote: The thread’s name said not to say ____.

My fanfic is the start of this chaos, soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. It doesn't apply to me




Now amane is going to await you
last random thing for this MINUTE 3



palpatine: ah my back
rantaro: sir do u need help
palpatine: no
lane: grandpa!
palpatine: hey son
harry: i didnt approve of this man being your grandpa
harry: follow me palpatine
harry: this place will give you a massage
(Place is called "Wanna break your back? Enter here!)
palpatine: ty kind sir
palpatine whispers: ill betray them all and rule the earth
random person: we dont allow 500 year olds here
palpatine: give me a massage
random person: ok
1 hour later
palpatine is in wheelchair
lane: LOL.
palpatine: my plans are ruined
then a random guy comes and does something to make palpatine sick and the end
(May. 06, 2021  12:26 AM)Dragon Blader Z Wrote:
(May. 06, 2021  12:25 AM)GreenK9148 Wrote: My fanfic is the start of this chaos, soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. It doesn't apply to me




Now amane is going to await you

no
last last thing #4

valt: hi everyone, i wanted to make a speech
puts sunglasses on
valt: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
me turns off tv
me: ugh
gets phone call
me: what do you want
I hang up
me: im bored
i see a kid and a bird outside
kid: mmm burger time
me: weird but interesting
me: he went to sleep
i go outside
me: hi bro wake up
me: hes not breathing or his heart isnt beating. hes fine
i go inside
i realize what happened
every wbo member: hi
me: hi
every wbo member: can i battle you
me: yes let me get my 100000 pound beyblade first
let it rip
me: smash break and do whatever
SOMEHOW I DONT EVEN CARE HOW EVERY BEY BREAKS
every blader from wbO; were not from wbo were random kids
me: ik because i grabbed your phones and checked if you made an account
we walk down the street
me: oh a dead end
i run
the 10 kids pretending to be from wbo: why did he run
amane: because i come out at night
the 10: oh
valtaoi_007: join the pfp club or amane releases the dogs and lions
a random french guy throws skate at a random person
me: hail amane
me: CUT this isnt funny omg
me: youre all fired

\


its a dream
me: huh a dream
amane gets angry and destroys everything

the end
(May. 06, 2021  12:42 AM)TheGolden Blade Wrote: last last thing #4

valt: hi everyone, i wanted to make a speech
puts sunglasses on
valt: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
me turns off tv
me: ugh
gets phone call
me: what do you want
I hang up
me: im bored
i see a kid and a bird outside
kid: mmm burger time
me: weird but interesting
me: he went to sleep
i go outside
me: hi bro wake up
me: hes not breathing or his heart isnt beating. hes fine
i go inside
i realize what happened
every wbo member: hi
me: hi
every wbo member: can i battle you
me: yes let me get my 100000 pound beyblade first
let it rip
me: smash break and do whatever
SOMEHOW I DONT EVEN CARE HOW EVERY BEY BREAKS
every blader from wbO; were not from wbo were random kids
me: ik because i grabbed your phones and checked if you made an account
we walk down the street
me: oh a dead end
i run
the 10 kids pretending to be from wbo: why did he run
amane: because i come out at night
the 10: oh
valtaoi_007: join the pfp club or amane releases the dogs and lions
a random french guy throws skate at a random person
me: hail amane
me: CUT this isnt funny omg
me: youre all fired

\


its a dream
me: huh a dream
amane gets angry and destroys everything

the end

It's the worst yet best thing on WBO
(May. 06, 2021  1:10 AM)Strikegamerv6 Wrote:
(May. 06, 2021  12:42 AM)TheGolden Blade Wrote: last last thing #4

valt: hi everyone, i wanted to make a speech
puts sunglasses on
valt: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
me turns off tv
me: ugh
gets phone call
me: what do you want
I hang up
me: im bored
i see a kid and a bird outside
kid: mmm burger time
me: weird but interesting
me: he went to sleep
i go outside
me: hi bro wake up
me: hes not breathing or his heart isnt beating. hes fine
i go inside
i realize what happened
every wbo member: hi
me: hi
every wbo member: can i battle you
me: yes let me get my 100000 pound beyblade first
let it rip
me: smash break and do whatever
SOMEHOW I DONT EVEN CARE HOW EVERY BEY BREAKS
every blader from wbO; were not from wbo were random kids
me: ik because i grabbed your phones and checked if you made an account
we walk down the street
me: oh a dead end
i run
the 10 kids pretending to be from wbo: why did he run
amane: because i come out at night
the 10: oh
valtaoi_007: join the pfp club or amane releases the dogs and lions
a random french guy throws skate at a random person
me: hail amane
me: CUT this isnt funny omg
me: youre all fired

\


its a dream
me: huh a dream
amane gets angry and destroys everything

the end

It's the worst yet best thing on WBO

Complicated but yet................... So true
(May. 06, 2021  12:19 AM)GreenK9148 Wrote: Wtf, What did Bruhblade do to this website? What have I caused?

it made bruh bruhblade and this thing
as well as memeblade
(May. 06, 2021  1:54 AM)Pixi Wrote:
(May. 06, 2021  12:19 AM)GreenK9148 Wrote: Wtf, What did Bruhblade do to this website? What have I caused?

it made bruh bruhblade and this thing
as well as memeblade

My work here is done
not gonna lie is better than any valt x shu fanfics
thing #5
rantaro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
valt: lol
shu: shoes
aiga: taiga is my dad
drum: i play the drum : )
sisco: i fly planes
(May. 06, 2021  3:29 AM)TheGolden Blade Wrote: thing #5
rantaro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
valt: lol
shu: shoes
aiga: taiga is my dad
drum: i play the drum : )
sisco: i fly planes

quon limon: *eats frozen lemonade*
(May. 06, 2021  12:14 AM)TheGolden Blade Wrote: Okay so I thought I would make something different. I'll be posting RANDOM burst stories in this fanfic. Chapters will be posted every century (Or when I want to lol) Yes this will be funny so yeah




FIRST STORY:
Shu: Huh, according to this... (Blah blah blah)
Valt: Yes shu who should SHUt up.
Shu: WHAT?
Valt: WHAT.
Shu: GET YOUR BEY AND LETS BATTLE.
Valt: OK.
(3 2 1 let it rip) 
Valt: Ok valtryek go
Shu: Go spriggan
Valt: go and use the super super heavy layer thats illegal that i put in you
shu: wow ok
valt completely destroys spriggan
shu: wow valt.
shu: Release the dogs, amane, and the lions
valt: ehehehhehe
animals come jump on valt
shu: ahaha this is so entertaining to watch.
shu: besides, all he'll do is sue me and the medical bill will be 10000 dollars so not much
shu: ok amane do your thing and im out


all hail amane

we live in a society
(May. 06, 2021  3:29 AM)TheGolden Blade Wrote: thing #5
rantaro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
valt: lol
shu: shoes
aiga: taiga is my dad
drum: i play the drum : )
sisco: i fly planes

Free: I look for free stuff everywhere
(okay this was bad)