When I said rip I farted!

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IM`A FIRIN MY LAZAAAAAAAAAAAAA:O_o

once i was riden my bike and i saw some kids playin footy and i was so focused pn the game i crashed into a lampost and hit my head on to it

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:supaburn: + pie does not mean :post:

whoa
OWNED lol
one day i was at my friends house and we were running down a hill then my friend tripped and fell in dog poo

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well mine would probably when i ran in to the same pole 3 times in one day. man it was funny, stupid and painful.

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Me, When I said RIP I farted!

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what!!!!!!!!! I wrote that twice! Thats kind of funnie

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I bet I can Make you say white!

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IM`A FIRIN MY LAZAAAAAAAAAAAAA:O_o

once i was riden my bike and i saw some kids playin footy and i was so focused pn the game i crashed into a lampost and hit my head on to it

Ownage by a lampost! Dude that's got to hurt.

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When I said rip I farted!

I do that all the time... XD

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people fail to realize I'm an idiot

We love Nano, and I mean it in the most creapiest way

Nano is awesome.

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

Guns go pew pew and people go aaahh.

I'm getting kicked out of the apple store.

And everyone knows there's a "q" in "cat"

I often put my drill on my forehead and pretend I'm a unicorn.

"DO IT!" "NO, I CAN'T!" "MOTHA***ER YOU WATCH DAT OR I SHOOT" "OH GOD, PLEASE NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!" "I'M SERIOUS" "OH GOD, OK, OK. *tear*" *watches porn*

People are spoons that need to be babyfed.

NOTHX I DON'T LIEK TO WET BED

I've gotta go to bed, my mom's threatening to disconnect the internet.

No! Not the internet!!!!

There are manlier women. Heck, I've dated manlier women.
:/
I HAD POOR SELF ESTEEM.

THE CHIP ON MY SHIP
MY SHIP OF BITS
FIDDLE DEE DEE AND YARR HAR HARRR
A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!

All Hail Nano, our glorious and hilarious overlord!

3 dead 12 injured as kid discovers how to do Waterfall Technique

I have 4 quotes from you in my sig
like 5 from Grei

GOTTA BEAT GREI
MUST BE HILARIOUS
So, aeroplane food.
What's up with that?

lets all poop in unison.

*bump*
i just tried to fix my nerf gun and it shot me in my head

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"Whenever you think about criticising someone, just know that everyone in this world hasn't had the advantages that you've had."

When i called a chinese resturant saying UR TOILET IS CLOGGED!!!!!!!!! then i slammed the phone and ran into my dog then landed on my Dog's food bowl

When i called a chinese resturant saying UR TOILET IS CLOGGED!!!!!!!!! then i slammed the phone and ran into my dog then landed on my Dog's food bowl

Owned by the dog food bowl

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people fail to realize I'm an idiot

We love Nano, and I mean it in the most creapiest way

Nano is awesome.

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

Guns go pew pew and people go aaahh.

I'm getting kicked out of the apple store.

And everyone knows there's a "q" in "cat"

I often put my drill on my forehead and pretend I'm a unicorn.

"DO IT!" "NO, I CAN'T!" "MOTHA***ER YOU WATCH DAT OR I SHOOT" "OH GOD, PLEASE NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!" "I'M SERIOUS" "OH GOD, OK, OK. *tear*" *watches porn*

People are spoons that need to be babyfed.

NOTHX I DON'T LIEK TO WET BED

I've gotta go to bed, my mom's threatening to disconnect the internet.

No! Not the internet!!!!

There are manlier women. Heck, I've dated manlier women.
:/
I HAD POOR SELF ESTEEM.

THE CHIP ON MY SHIP
MY SHIP OF BITS
FIDDLE DEE DEE AND YARR HAR HARRR
A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!

All Hail Nano, our glorious and hilarious overlord!

3 dead 12 injured as kid discovers how to do Waterfall Technique

I have 4 quotes from you in my sig
like 5 from Grei

GOTTA BEAT GREI
MUST BE HILARIOUS
So, aeroplane food.
What's up with that?

lets all poop in unison.

Washing my Bey, I don't know why....

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heh, idiots. fish are legumes

They are the most dumbest corporation ever exist. No offense.

Typical response from someone who has not got a real bond with their bit beast, they are 100% real you just have to unlock their potential first. Create the bond. I might have write a guide for you noobs.
5 years old? I spent the last 6 training Dranzer.

my school is full of stupid rules like:
no balls on friday

"how old are you" :
- "good"
- "very good"

"galaxy unicorno"


What an awesome topic, made by a smart person.

:@Ok guys if we can save our stadiums we can also save our beyblades!!!!!!!!

This might be a dumb question but, even if it doesn't have good smash, can dark be used in a smash attack combo?

i quit beyblade screw this carp

yeah, to survive the ''Administrators/Moderators'' dunt dun duuuu...

But c'mon. Hasbro doesn't have as much funds as TT.

i cant belive im a beyblading couch

Make MF Pegasis 145RF.
Your very own customized attack type Dark Wolf.

You must be psychotic because you read my mind.

AHHHHHH

bassano sannoo wal mart they are

i think they didn't do 90wf is because 90 is too short? kids won't want to buy it?

Do you guys know what combination is for the ULTIMATE BEYBLADE for MFB?

Do you want to be my friend vulcan blader? Because I have none.

what's anubis

is it the teddy bear with a scar on it's face?

When i called a chinese resturant saying UR TOILET IS CLOGGED!!!!!!!!! then i slammed the phone and ran into my dog then landed on my Dog's food bowl

karma dude, bad karma. you play a prank, something bad happens to you.

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We were all incredibly inebriated one day in my freshman year of university. There was one prick who always bugged the hell out of us on our dorm floor.

So we duct-taped him to a chair and put him in the elevator. He thought it was funny till we left him.

Good times.

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We were all incredibly inebriated one day in my freshman year of university. There was one prick who always bugged the hell out of us on our dorm floor.

So we duct-taped him to a chair and put him in the elevator. He thought it was funny till we left him.

Good times.

finally.. something that's "smart funny". was he in his underwear when you duct taped him like in the movies or was he in full clothes?

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We were all incredibly inebriated one day in my freshman year of university. There was one prick who always bugged the hell out of us on our dorm floor.

So we duct-taped him to a chair and put him in the elevator. He thought it was funny till we left him.

Good times.

finally.. something that's "smart funny". was he in his underwear when you duct taped him like in the movies or was he in full clothes?

LOL he definitely had clothes on. He wasn't that plastered. The Don had to cut him loose and then proceeded to give us carp for it. Thing is he had a really hard time keeping a straight face.

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We were all incredibly inebriated one day in my freshman year of university. There was one prick who always bugged the hell out of us on our dorm floor.

So we duct-taped him to a chair and put him in the elevator. He thought it was funny till we left him.

Good times.

HAHA, that's just epic Khel.
As if he let you guys duct tape him to the chair though. O_O

HAHA, that's just epic Khel.
As if he let you guys duct tape him to the chair though. O_O

some people enjoy the "attention", so they can get a name across the location.

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I'm on a computer.©

We were not in the best of our senses to say the least.

And there were like 6 of us. It's not like he didn't have much of an option. Don't remember all the details of the conversation though....

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ok, this is one moment out of 20 funny moments. i'll post 3:

1: I farted then a beyblade my friend launched shot my butt and forced me to hold my fart in.

2: I danced the Macarena at the start of my final exam,then burped very loudly.

3: I owned myself two times with a spoon.

That is just 3/20 funny moments.

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This
I have gave up on this though

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Well, my brother wouldn't shut up so I was like," If you don't shutup I'm going to destroy you with my bey." And of course he didn't so we tied him up and he was coverer in bruises cause I launched my bey at him so many times.

ok, this is one moment out of 20 funny moments. i'll post 3:

1: I farted then a beyblade my friend launched shot my butt and forced me to hold my fart in.

2: I danced the Macarena at the start of my final exam,then burped very loudly.

3: I owned myself two times with a spoon.

That is just 3/20 funny moments.

Well, my brother wouldn't shut up so I was like," If you don't shutup I'm going to destroy you with my bey." And of course he didn't so we tied him up and he was coverer in bruises cause I launched my bey at him so many times.

Both of these posts are garbage.

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ok, this is one moment out of 20 funny moments. i'll post 3:

1: I farted then a beyblade my friend launched shot my butt and forced me to hold my fart in.

2: I danced the Macarena at the start of my final exam,then burped very loudly.

3: I owned myself two times with a spoon.

That is just 3/20 funny moments.

Well, my brother wouldn't shut up so I was like," If you don't shutup I'm going to destroy you with my bey." And of course he didn't so we tied him up and he was coverer in bruises cause I launched my bey at him so many times.

Both of these posts are garbage.

no offence to those posters,but i agree how can you bruise someone with a bey?

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"Whenever you think about criticising someone, just know that everyone in this world hasn't had the advantages that you've had."

Well, my brother wouldn't shut up so I was like," If you don't shutup I'm going to destroy you with my bey." And of course he didn't so we tied him up and he was coverer in bruises cause I launched my bey at him so many times.

you are not a blader, you broke the golden rule of a blader. you should not be here.

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heh, idiots. fish are legumes

They are the most dumbest corporation ever exist. No offense.

Typical response from someone who has not got a real bond with their bit beast, they are 100% real you just have to unlock their potential first. Create the bond. I might have write a guide for you noobs.
5 years old? I spent the last 6 training Dranzer.

my school is full of stupid rules like:
no balls on friday

"how old are you" :
- "good"
- "very good"

"galaxy unicorno"


What an awesome topic, made by a smart person.

:@Ok guys if we can save our stadiums we can also save our beyblades!!!!!!!!

This might be a dumb question but, even if it doesn't have good smash, can dark be used in a smash attack combo?

i quit beyblade screw this carp

yeah, to survive the ''Administrators/Moderators'' dunt dun duuuu...

But c'mon. Hasbro doesn't have as much funds as TT.

i cant belive im a beyblading couch

Make MF Pegasis 145RF.
Your very own customized attack type Dark Wolf.

You must be psychotic because you read my mind.

AHHHHHH

bassano sannoo wal mart they are

i think they didn't do 90wf is because 90 is too short? kids won't want to buy it?

Do you guys know what combination is for the ULTIMATE BEYBLADE for MFB?

Do you want to be my friend vulcan blader? Because I have none.

what's anubis

is it the teddy bear with a scar on it's face?