(Nov. 25, 2008 11:42 PM)To Wrote: Hey guys, I've got Romeo & Juliet homework, anyone wanna tell me the answers...
Sure!
Two old school Italian families are at war with each other. Boy from Family A is at a party with his girlfriend. You don't really need to know carp about her, she's pretty much absent for the rest of the story. Boy sees some chick and gets major wood for her. Asks his buddy who she is. Turns out she's from Family B. Oh well! Boy from Family A's dong shan't be denied! Boy creeps out to her house in the middle of the night and climbs in her window. They shag like rabbits until the sun comes up. Oh carp, mom and dad will never approve! Boy dives out window and goes to brag with his chums. Boy winds up killing Girl's brother or cousin or something. Nobody gives a carp about Tibalt anyway. This is evidenced by the fact that Girl finds out her boo's been shankin' family members and she's all "oh, well, my love can change him" or some garbage like that. Girl decides she needs a ring on her finger, stat, so she goes to a monk and is all "gimme some drugs! Oh, and tell that hunka hunka Montague of mine to meet me here." Monk slips Girl a roofie and sends her to the family crypt. Tells Boy to meet her there, neglects to mention Girl's just had some rohypnol and will be waking up any minute. Boy's all "aw carp, she was a good lay. Well, nothin' to do but stab myself!" Boy does so. Girl wakes up, sees dead Boy, thinks "goddamnit, he was a good lay. Well, nothin' to do but stab myself!" Girl does so. Families find 'em, shake hands, build a couple statues, play ends.
I liked it better when it was called "Pyramus and Thisbe".
Flash Leopold, UK Superhero, you know where I'm going with this by now...