i challange you for a riddle

hi
guys i bet you can not solve these riddle no1 one plate three spoon
riddle no2 two cave and two tunnels.
What is that meant to mean? What am I suppose to solve?
Haha. I like riddles. I think this thread should Stay! But with some actual riddles...
I reckon the first one is one giant plate of food and 3 people to share it =)
Yeah, we already had a riddles thread and I'm pretty sure it was closed because people were just posting random moronic things in an attempt to look really smart.

Why would you make a thread just about this one riddle you thought up? Once the riddle is solved, what then? Just ignore the topic into oblivion?

Kinda pointless.
Ohhhh, I finally get it. On One plate there are hot pockets and no one will use the three spoons because you eat hot pockets with your hand.

And two caves and two tunnels come to together to form one.
(Apr. 21, 2011  2:30 PM)Vongola-Hibari Wrote: Ohhhh, I finally get it. On One plate there are hot pockets and no one will use the three spoons because you eat hot pockets with your hand.

And two caves and two tunnels come to together to form one.

.....it sounds right. I think Vongola solved the Riddle.
Who's the jerk who put my clean spoons on a plate when they were serving flippin' hot pockets? That's just wasteful!

Toughest riddle I ever heard was this:
"If the blind man could have seen the sawdust, he wouldn't have killed himself"
Tell me what his job was, what his other disability was (besides being blind), and why he killed himself.
(Apr. 21, 2011  3:19 PM)Spinster Wrote: Who's the jerk who put my clean spoons on a plate when they were serving flippin' hot pockets? That's just wasteful!

Toughest riddle I ever heard was this:
"If the blind man could have seen the sawdust, he wouldn't have killed himself"
Tell me what his job was, what his other disability was (besides being blind), and why he killed himself.

The man was a construction worker and he could not hear. He didn't try to kill himself because he did not know where he was doing or his mind told him to commit suicide.
I got a good riddle "I have no breath,I have no flesh,I am as old as noah's ark,I can't
see and cannot be seen and I am all over the world.WHAT AM I ?
this really is a pointless thread.

someone made a similar thread,but was closed down because of SPAM.

and i seconding Dude's post,what's gonna happen if the riddle was solved?unless you made one for all of us to make our own riddle
(Apr. 22, 2011  7:36 AM)LEON5000 Wrote: I got a good riddle "I have no breath,I have no flesh,I am as old as noah's ark,I can't
see and cannot be seen and I am all over the world.WHAT AM I ?

Your Air
You are our breth
Air has no flesh
You can't see or be seen because your not a living thing
Your all over the world because your part of the world
What gets wetter as it dries???

Dum-dum-duuuuum
(Apr. 22, 2011  9:23 AM)Cyber Kerberous Wrote: What gets wetter as it dries???

Dum-dum-duuuuum

A towel
It gets wet as YOU dry
(Apr. 22, 2011  9:23 AM)Cyber Kerberous Wrote: What gets wetter as it dries???

Dum-dum-duuuuum

Your Tongue Maybe? as your saliva dries more is made
Heres an easy one:
If a chicken says, "All Chickens are liars" is the chicken telling the truth?

I will give the answer after 3 attempts

EDIT:
1 attempt used- WRONG!!!
(Apr. 22, 2011  11:54 AM)TheFusionRuler Wrote: Sorry to double post here is my new answer 'Chickens can't talk!'

That is correct
Heres another one
What makes 3661 seconds past midnight on January 1st 2001 very significant?
Since my Canadian Hero is either asleep, or just not online, I'm going to be the one tell you all to stop Bumping this thread. This thread is nothing but SPAM. I ensure you that this thread will be closed. Besides, we had a thread like this that was closed, as Dude said.
(Apr. 21, 2011  12:57 PM)Dude Wrote: Yeah, we already had a riddles thread and I'm pretty sure it was closed because people were just posting random moronic things in an attempt to look really smart.

Why would you make a thread just about this one riddle you thought up? Once the riddle is solved, what then? Just ignore the topic into oblivion?

Kinda pointless.

This is why I'm closing this thread.