Well played.

anyWhoo, Y U NAO POAST STOREE! IZ GOOBJD! MOOAARRR! NAO!

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"In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends. Last night, I experienced something new: an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto, "Anyone can cook." But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist; but a great artist can come from anywhere."

-Anton Ego/Peter O'Toole (1932-2013)

i liekz in
chratcer;gunter penguin
aeg:yet ot be wieghed
bay;freezy pingu
specialu moev:penguin eeggg plop
personalitay;stares at you.
This is boss
NAO POTSESES MOAR

GIES NU PAR ADID

hop u liekzzz eet ^................^

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people fail to realize I'm an idiot

We love Nano, and I mean it in the most creapiest way

Nano is awesome.

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

Guns go pew pew and people go aaahh.

I'm getting kicked out of the apple store.

And everyone knows there's a "q" in "cat"

I often put my drill on my forehead and pretend I'm a unicorn.

"DO IT!" "NO, I CAN'T!" "MOTHA***ER YOU WATCH DAT OR I SHOOT" "OH GOD, PLEASE NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!" "I'M SERIOUS" "OH GOD, OK, OK. *tear*" *watches porn*

People are spoons that need to be babyfed.

NOTHX I DON'T LIEK TO WET BED

I've gotta go to bed, my mom's threatening to disconnect the internet.

No! Not the internet!!!!

There are manlier women. Heck, I've dated manlier women.
:/
I HAD POOR SELF ESTEEM.

THE CHIP ON MY SHIP
MY SHIP OF BITS
FIDDLE DEE DEE AND YARR HAR HARRR
A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!

All Hail Nano, our glorious and hilarious overlord!

3 dead 12 injured as kid discovers how to do Waterfall Technique

I have 4 quotes from you in my sig
like 5 from Grei

GOTTA BEAT GREI
MUST BE HILARIOUS
So, aeroplane food.
What's up with that?

lets all poop in unison.

CARCTER Reqestz Peilllz nano.

Nayme: s00per beest gai
baiy: ulitmate horsie 501 gt (gewd typ)
spaciel mooove; horsie pew pew
Ayge: 7 an twoe qwoorters
persinality: he lieks iyece creaem

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my favorite quotes.

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"Sawgg" is quite swagg, yes.

I know nothing about Canadia or Australia. Heck, I don't even know where some of the states in the United States are...

I have been losing socks mysteriously since 2007.

doz each captr hav wors and wors gramr the farthr u get?

I don't know whether to laugh or cry right now. I think I'll do both.

I really don't understand why this hasn't been closed yet. Maybe it's just too funny to be closed.

Anyways, if it wouldn't trouble you Nano, I would very much appreciate having a self-created character that would represent everything I wish I could be in an imaginary world that could participate alongside other protagonists in your fan fiction.

Name: Blue Ivy
Bey: Da baus 100RP (Random Personalities)
Appearance: 15 year old High School Student
Personality: With a larger than life attitude, little Blue believes he can make it as a famous Beyblader one day. He appreciates all of beyblades great qualities and superfluous aspects. He was always told that he could be anything he wanted to, but learned that this was not the case when he tried to be a bird. He has now taken a deeper appreciation in having arms and not wings. He has an allergy to Penicillin and taco sauce, and loves to follow his fellow protagonists on their quest to be the best they can be.

Your understanding of this request is greatly appreciated.

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"Life isn't about how hard you can hit;
it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward"
{[YT]} [|BEYBLOG|] (â—ŠSoG-My Bookâ—Š)/<DA>\

I can't understand most of the stuff that is written on this thread.

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Credit to Ryu-X for awesome sig.
DEATH QUETZALCOATL WILL POUND YOU!

That's the point. You're not supposed to be able to. Think of it like most of the stories in this particular forum, except this is a satire. The writer uses language and grammar in such a way as to mock stories that use the same brand of grammar, except the other stories use it in seriousness.

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Otaku Space | Signature by Medz | YouTube

I am a genius with powers from out of this world.

WORST STORY EVER! explains all. He purposely made it carp. We have some weird people on here

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Thank's Blood for the cool sig!

Did you even read the damn post above you? Don't be an idiot please, and read before you post.

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"In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends. Last night, I experienced something new: an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto, "Anyone can cook." But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist; but a great artist can come from anywhere."

-Anton Ego/Peter O'Toole (1932-2013)

once I understood it,it was just plain weird

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Credit to Ryu-X for awesome sig.
DEATH QUETZALCOATL WILL POUND YOU!

I don't know whether to laugh or cry right now. I think I'll do both.

I really don't understand why this hasn't been closed yet. Maybe it's just too funny to be closed.

Anyways, if it wouldn't trouble you Nano, I would very much appreciate having a self-created character that would represent everything I wish I could be in an imaginary world that could participate alongside other protagonists in your fan fiction.

Name: Blue Ivy
Bey: Da baus 100RP (Random Personalities)
Appearance: 15 year old High School Student
Personality: With a larger than life attitude, little Blue believes he can make it as a famous Beyblader one day. He appreciates all of beyblades great qualities and superfluous aspects. He was always told that he could be anything he wanted to, but learned that this was not the case when he tried to be a bird. He has now taken a deeper appreciation in having arms and not wings. He has an allergy to Penicillin and taco sauce, and loves to follow his fellow protagonists on their quest to be the best they can be.

Your understanding of this request is greatly appreciated.

If you're having request problems I feel bad for ya son, I got 99 problems and a character ain't one.


What do you mean it sucks? IT'S AMAZING AND YOU KNOW IT.


I'll try to add on tomorrow, if I have the time.

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people fail to realize I'm an idiot

We love Nano, and I mean it in the most creapiest way

Nano is awesome.

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

Guns go pew pew and people go aaahh.

I'm getting kicked out of the apple store.

And everyone knows there's a "q" in "cat"

I often put my drill on my forehead and pretend I'm a unicorn.

"DO IT!" "NO, I CAN'T!" "MOTHA***ER YOU WATCH DAT OR I SHOOT" "OH GOD, PLEASE NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!" "I'M SERIOUS" "OH GOD, OK, OK. *tear*" *watches porn*

People are spoons that need to be babyfed.

NOTHX I DON'T LIEK TO WET BED

I've gotta go to bed, my mom's threatening to disconnect the internet.

No! Not the internet!!!!

There are manlier women. Heck, I've dated manlier women.
:/
I HAD POOR SELF ESTEEM.

THE CHIP ON MY SHIP
MY SHIP OF BITS
FIDDLE DEE DEE AND YARR HAR HARRR
A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!

All Hail Nano, our glorious and hilarious overlord!

3 dead 12 injured as kid discovers how to do Waterfall Technique

I have 4 quotes from you in my sig
like 5 from Grei

GOTTA BEAT GREI
MUST BE HILARIOUS
So, aeroplane food.
What's up with that?

lets all poop in unison.