The Legend of Mary Poppins- a story by Fragbait and Asterisk

Based on a random conversation about my last name and Zelda



With Mr. Dorf now in custody, and the higher beings sacked for constantly letting him get out for good behavior
the sages found no need for the master sword to keep it's powers.
And they were bored.
So the powers were imbued into a new magical arifact.
A parasol of sorts.
And the Umbrella of evil's bane was given a new destined wielder.

This, my friend.

is

THE LEGEND OF MARY POPPINS.

She would fly from house, riding on the winds of time
Under the guise of a nanny, searching for hidden remnants of evil in the hearts of children, Charming them and earning their trust as she seached their souls for thoughts of evildoing. When one day there surfaced an evil so great that a ridiculously long word had to be thought up to name it.

Her battle against the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious would be a fierce one.
But first, she would have to traverse multi hour long dungeons, trudge over hours of Fetch Quests, and help many lazy people in search of pieces of Heart, until finally she could find a way to vanquish the imminent hordes of evil nuclear zombie penguins with lazer rifles and health insurance. With endless ammunition and fixed low premiums, these minions feared nothing, least of all death.

With her Umbrella that shot Laser Beams, as she was at full health, she easily cut through
But, at the top of the stairs, guarding the path to Super, were 2 troles of the most ferocious variety
One male, one female
They fired spinning disks from their guns, which were faster than the eye! However, with the Shield that the Master Parasol provided, she deflected the attacks of the troles! Realizing that she would simply ignore thier attacks, they just simply left.

WIP: Writing as I post
lol you have a child and wrote this
Part two posted!
Also, I can't take all the credit, of course.
what is a "trole"

is it anything like a troll?
(Oct. 13, 2009  4:42 AM)Bey Brad Wrote: what is a "trole"

is it anything like a troll?

Well, yes, but particularly more humanoid than your traditional troll. Namely, they can fit in an average human house, but are just a little taller than average human. However, they still have green and red varieties, and some rare ones are even blue.
(Oct. 13, 2009  4:45 AM)fragbait Wrote: Well, yes, but particularly more humanoid than your traditional troll. Namely, they can fit in an average human house, but are just a little taller than average human. However, they still have green and red varieties, and some rare ones are even blue.

get out
ah, silly me thinking that it was a typo for "prole" and hoping that the resident grade schoolers were attempting social commentary
(Oct. 13, 2009  6:59 AM)Dragonsclaw Wrote: This story would so fit this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T5_0AGdFic

That is freaking creepy dude....wow.

More to come depending on whether I get bored again.
(Oct. 13, 2009  6:59 AM)Dragonsclaw Wrote: This story would so fit this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T5_0AGdFic

Haha i didn't think that was scary... i laughed. XD
Frag, I have to say I like that your ignoring all forms of argument here Smile. I'm not sure if this is the best board to post it on though...
(Oct. 13, 2009  8:31 PM)Giga Wrote: Frag, I have to say I like that your ignoring all forms of argument here Smile. I'm not sure if this is the best board to post it on though...

By board do you mean the WBO as a whole? I dunno...I just thought it was the place because 2 WBO members wrote this, if that makes sense.
If you mean the Creations board, then of course this is correct. It can't really go in Random Thoughts, nor in just General, because we defiantly created this.
(Oct. 13, 2009  9:58 PM)fragbait Wrote: If you mean the Creations board, then of course this is correct. It can't really go in Random Thoughts, nor in just General, because we defiantly created this.

Defiantly?

I was bored and started rambling, DX

of course you mean definitely, right?
[the other 7 year old makes an appearance]
I've written better stories that yous. Smile
Don't insult ash it's bad encouragment plus it's better then any story i've done in my life time. XD
(Oct. 14, 2009  8:18 PM)Ash Wrote: I've written better stories that yous. Smile

So have I. Realize this was written in the early morning while both of us were half asleep, and you kinda get the gist of our mindset.
zomg this is like sooooo teh randomzzzzzz ^____^ CHEEEEESE
...I like cheese.
(Oct. 15, 2009  2:43 AM)Roan Wrote: zomg this is like sooooo teh randomzzzzzz ^____^ CHEEEEESE

Unfortunatly, this is true...except for the cheese part.
It's pretty sad that you guys don't even realize I'm clearly making fun of you. lol
Rather than call this a story, I'd say this is more of a random string of ideas that just happened to be thought up on a whim. It doesn't really have any meaning, And I'm not even sure we had to post it in the first place, lol. It is somewhat childish, because it isn't really anything at all...

It's cool if people make fun of me. Something along the lines of "If they're laughing at me, at least they're laughing"

Although small children seem to find my face hilarious. I find this a bit irksome.
(Oct. 15, 2009  11:48 AM)asterisk93 Wrote: Rather than call this a story, I'd say this is more of a random