Recreate famous or infamous lines.

The idea is simple, take a famous, funny quote or an infamous, outright strange quote and turn it into something else.

Heres mine:

(monopoly) "GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars."

Recreated:
(Summing up AT&T) "You had exceeded the maximum on your bill, go pay 500 dollars, do not spend 200."


You have to have AT&T to understand the second line.
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