RANDOM THOUGHTS ON THE NEWS

i like random things especially on news so make comments on current events and try to make them funny or sarcastic XD please reply (not just on video games. i like big news, big questions).
If it's not just video games, then what the hell is it doing in the Video Games forum?

Besides, can't the stuff about the news just go in General Random Thoughts? I know it's closed, right now, but it probably won't always be.
Random Thoughts is locked for a reason, so this thread isn't staying open either.