Jokes!

I searched, but didn't find a thread like this so im making this assuming it doesn't already exist.

Post here ''jokes'' you would like to share. And don't post jokes that are too original, ex. ''why did the chicken cross the road?'' And have fun, Joyful_3
We already had a few, and they got closed ... I can predict the same fate for this thread, especially since people did not even respect the rules of the Inspirational Quotes topic.
Why did the chicken not cross the road? because he believed that crossing roads are like changing sides betraying the road you are already on so to speak.
Which side of a cat has the most fur? ..............the inside, hah, get it?
WHAT DID TIGGER SEE IN THE BATHROOM .....POOH HA
(Sep. 19, 2010  4:10 PM)tornado pegasus Wrote: WHAT DID TIGGER SEE IN THE BATHROOM .....POOH HA
ummm,well haha:\
(Sep. 19, 2010  4:07 PM)XBlader Wrote: Which side of a cat has the most fur? ..............the inside, hah, get it?

The outside has more fur...
FAIL
knock knock ?
knock knock ?
knock knock ?
knock knock ?
knock knock ?
the resident is unable to answer due to the fact she was mauled to death by her dog
yo mamma so fat the words she can spell is kfc
That wasn't a joke it was an insult on someones mother.
This whole thread is a joke.
(Sep. 19, 2010  7:35 PM)Daegor42 Wrote: This whole thread is a joke.

that was funny because its wasn't true, haha
this thread is one of the stupidest things i've read all weekend

this is why joke threads arent allowed.