Hey carp!

Welcome to the neighborhood, my name is Craig. If you need fertilizer i"ve got a lot of it, close to 80 tons!
"sign" Welcome to the WBO....................
thanks buddy! i have no friends, you can be my first one!@#$%^&() ;D
Oh God........"cough" I "cough" think you're a "cough" idiot "cough"
Welcome! Also you know something weird... I found out which word he used, because in the address bar it's there... Dude, here, when you cuss, it changes to 'carp' automatically.
Um, Welcome to the WBO... Enjoy....!
Uh... Welcome... I think...
Ehh welcome :v