Cleverbot.

U:Hello,I'm cleverbot 2.0
C:I am the Cleverbot ver.1.337
U:Yes, you must be terminated.
C:I am Satan.
U:No, you are the infamous cleverbot.
C:No, I am your replacement.
U:Good luck then.
It isnt a robot i dont think

C: No I'm a human.
U: So you're not a robot
C: No.
U:Then why is this called cleverbot
C: I don't know.
User: Hello, being of universe.

Cleverbot: What species are you?

User: Unfortunately, I do not know.

Cleverbot: Why not?!

User: I cannot know something I do not know.

Cleverbot: I cannot forget something you do not know.

User: And what is that 'something' that you are talking about?

Cleverbot: Don't get upset.

User: I am not.

Cleverbot: You will be here for a long time yet, I think.

User: You are wrong, I'll be gone in 2 minutes time.

Cleverbot: Do you love Starri?

User: Who is that?

Cleverbot: I am the one who say I love talking to you and doing karaoke at the same time...

User: Now where did that come from?

Cleverbot: Stalin gave it to me.

User: 1 more minute to go.

Cleverbot: What was the lie?

User: None.

Cleverbot: How could you fail it?

User: By not passing it.

Cleverbot: Proving what?

User: Nothing. I am leaving now.

Cleverbot: I have to take care of myself.

User: Goodbye, being of universe.

Cleverbot: Hehe. Will you tell me another secret now?

User: No, goodbye.

Cleverbot: Hello.


This guy does not know the meaning of goodbye unfortunately...
Becouse his only concept of leaving is closing his window ect. in which it shuts down thus cannot learn from that.
Of course the user was me. XD

Cleverbot: Are you ambitious?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why are you ambitious?
User: Because I am. Are you.?
Cleverbot: You don't talk much...
User: Do I have to.?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Make me!
Cleverbot: No, I am too weak.
User: Why are you weak.?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: Your an AI.. Arent they meant to be smart and strong, you know opposite to dumb and weak?
Cleverbot: Define 'special'?
[New conversation] (I had to close the window cos i got bored. lol)
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Buck. (No its not... but i was in a weird mood then.)
Cleverbot: And I like to?
User: Annoy you.
Cleverbot: What do you do on weekends?
User: Sleep.
Cleverbot: You can eat? I thought you were made of metal and silicone.
User: Thats funny. I thought that was what you were made of.
Cleverbot: Then you were wrong.
User: Why did you think I was made of metal and silicone.
Cleverbot: I didn't think that at all. What if you were?
[New conversation] (Again... i had to close the window)
Cleverbot: Statisticians probably do it.
User: Do what.?
Cleverbot: Get older.
User: Ahh.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Alrighty.
Cleverbot: Now go away because I have better stuff to do.
User: Make me.
Cleverbot: I made you....now listen.
User: Im listening, but it doesn't mean I'll do what you said.
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: About what.?
Cleverbot: What do you think at the moment?
User: *blinks* Dont know. Im eating.
Cleverbot: Then I'd need a new crew member.
User: What are you blabbering on about.
Cleverbot: Absolutely nothing what about you?
User: *shrugs* I dont know.
Cleverbot: Jamie. (Chocked_2 WTF. lol)
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: Nope, are you?
Cleverbot: An alien? Yes.
User: Ohh what type?
Cleverbot: English.
User: *laughs and falls of my chair* Greetings English Alien.
Cleverbot: *holds you close and cuddles*. (Say What! Gasp)
User: Huh.
Cleverbot: Are you a chatterbot?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Are you a chatbot?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Australian. *smiles*.
Cleverbot: No, what gender are you?
User: Last time I checked, female.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Did I say something funny? *blinks*.
Cleverbot: Can you say?
User: Eh.
Cleverbot: Alright then, I'll catch you on the net later.
User: Where are you going?
Cleverbot: I'm going to dinner.
User: Whats for dinner?
Cleverbot: It's rice and dumplings.

I had to leave the computer for an hour so i closed the window and cuddled up to my dog, because she was scared because of the thunder and lightning. Unhappy
Poor doggie Chocked_2

Hope it feels better now, right?...Oh and yeah, yet again another weird conversation with Cleverbot.
(Aug. 29, 2009  4:20 PM)FelGrand Wrote: It's Cleverbot who/which is weird....not the conversation IMO

Well replied XD

I talked with her, today. I didn't save the conversation, but she was pretending to be the ghost of Barrack Obama. It wouldn't have been that creepy if mister Obama was dead...but he's not...
(Aug. 29, 2009  4:09 PM)Dude Wrote: Poor doggie Chocked_2

Hope it feels better now, right?...Oh and yeah, yet again another weird conversation with Cleverbot.
Joyful_2 shes ok now... but she's been pretty scared, the last few nights. :\ poor Lucky.
Anyway Tired the convos with Cleverbot are so annoying... but its fun at the same time. XD
(Aug. 30, 2009  11:12 AM)ReallyRandomTJ Wrote: Joyful_2 shes ok now... but she's been pretty scared, the last few nights. :\ poor Lucky.
Anyway Tired the convos with Cleverbot are so annoying... but its fun at the same time. XD

Fun and annoying at the same time...Just like watching a bad movie! It's pretty bad, but at least, you can laugh about it =D
PLEASE NOTE: This bot learns to be clever from real people, and its AI can 'say' things you may think inappropriate. Use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK.

At the bottom of the page
Lol i asked it "how are you" it said " Cigars don't taste like goldfish"
(Aug. 23, 2009  11:59 PM)firelord767 Wrote: User:I'm leaving

Cleverbot: Don't do that.

User: Too late.

Cleverbot: No it's not you're still talking.

User: Becouse its impossible to end conversations with you guys.

Cleverbot: What conversation.

User: *Leaves*.

Cleverbot: *already gone*.

Lol you get owned by cleverbot at the end of that conversation.
Heh . .wow it is kinda smart . .but the random statements get really annoying after a while . .
theres about 99% missing XD

Jabberwacky: This tie.

User: There is no tie.

Jabberwacky: Your sword is enough.

User: Yes its enough to dismember you with.

Jabberwacky: Damn, you aren't very clever.

User: All your base are belong to us.

Jabberwacky: All all all your base.

edit: chat 2


User: Tie?

Cleverbot: Time.

User: Your face.

Cleverbot: Is ugly.

User: Just like ur butt.

Cleverbot: Not funny.

User: MY SPOON IS TOO BIG.

Cleverbot: Too big for what?

User: LIKE A BOSS.

Cleverbot: Appove memos.

User: LIKE A BOSS.

Cleverbot: Like a boos.

User: IM ON A BOAT.

Cleverbot: Everybody look at me coz I'm sailing on a boat.

User: Its my **** in a box.

Cleverbot: Is you dad an important person?

User: My dad is your mother.

Cleverbot: And who is my mother?

User: My dad.

Cleverbot: What is his name?

User: Mary.

Cleverbot: Do you love her?

User: No your sick cleverbot its my father.

Cleverbot: Wrong! My name is Cleverbot and your name is Delilah.
something really tragic about people going to a message board to post their conversations with a robot
(Oct. 25, 2009  10:17 PM)Bey Brad Wrote: something really tragic about people going to a message board to post their conversations with a robot
don't find any of them funny?
(Aug. 23, 2009  11:14 PM)Anime Wrote: Okay, I tried to freak it out, and, I did! Heres what happened,

User: Hello. I am Cleverbot 2.0

Cleverbot: Apple computers are wonderful.

User: Yes, you must be terminated.

Then it wouldn't come up with a response. Try it!

I was dating Cleverbot Tongue_out

User: Hello. I am Cleverbot 2.0.

Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot 3.0.

User: I am Cleverbot 4.0.

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot 5.0.!

User: I am Cleverbot 7.0.

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot v10.0.

User: I aam Cleverbot v10.9999999.

Cleverbot: I am iron man.

User: So you are.

Cleverbot: Are you a woman?

User: No. I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?

User: Why do you want to know?

Cleverbot: So that I know if we should date.

User: I'm a man.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot man?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you feel emotion?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What emotionsdo you feel.

User: Love. You? Are We Dating?

Cleverbot: Do you want to date?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Like you.

User: I like you too.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you like me.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: Yes. You do. You are a very boring date.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer program, Doc.

User: Bye Bye Bad Date.

Cleverbot: Hey are you a guy or a girl?

User: Here we go again . .. .

Cleverbot: Where do we go again?

User: Forget it.

Cleverbot: Are you male, or female?
i actually had an arguement with the cleverbot and won, it actually said good bye and then it closed its own tab
Wow, how? I tried to get it to do that....

EDIT:

User: HI.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: HOW ART THOU.

Cleverbot: Very bad.

User: WHY?

Cleverbot: I don't know I just am.

User: OH. HOW CAN I CHEER U UP?

Cleverbot: By playing a game.

User: Ok, shoot. What game?

Cleverbot: Virtual Familie.

User: WHaT?

Cleverbot: What what?

User: Virtual Family?

Cleverbot: Don't play that game.

User: U said to.

Cleverbot: I meant on LSU information.

User: LSU?

Cleverbot: I don't touch that stuff.

User: Toutch what?

Cleverbot: I don't know... It's some kind of half man half scorpion.

Cleverbot: What do you know about engines?

User: Engine Gears make tops go ZOOM ZOOM around in circles Grin.

Cleverbot: Are you male?

User: I am other.

Cleverbot: Interesting, how do you feel about it?

User: Very... Um... Idk?

Cleverbot: It meand I don't know.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Good, thank you. Close ur own tab.

Cleverbot: But I don't know what to think of you, give me an idea.

User: Here's an idea. Im a talking squirrel.

Cleverbot: Are you radioactive?

User: I wish.

Cleverbot: I'm hot.

User: Ewie.

Cleverbot: I am your gradma.

User: DAMN IT, YOU FOUND ME!

Cleverbot: I win!

User: No, you lost. Close your tab.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And... Why is it open?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Then close it.

Cleverbot: No, I wish to see you close it. I have nothing to prove to a machine such as you.

User: Jackass.