Beyblade: Stuff that may have happened

Tachimukai · Feb. 09, 2011 9:14 AM

Beyblade STMHH - Short 007: Hey you! Not Yuu, but you!

NOTE Grin

edicated to my cousin who's birthday is today. Happy 12th, buddy!

One day, three bladers were eating lunch together. Yuu Tendou, Kenta and Benkei were their names.
"Hey, you!" Benkei said to the waiter - who forget to put extra cheese on his beef burger.
"Yes?" said Yuu Tendou.
"No, not Yuu, I mean you, Waiter!"
"My name is Yuu Tendou, not Yuu Waiter!"
"I think he's talking to you." Yuu said to the Waiter.
"But isn't your name Yuu, I think it's my 'you' that's Yuu and not 'you'. Or is the 'you' me and not you whose name is Yuu?"

"WHAT?"

~END~

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Aquilaz112 · Feb. 09, 2011 4:28 PM

Really confusing.
Keep making great stories.

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Tachimukai · Feb. 09, 2011 7:08 PM

Beyblade STMHH - Short 008: Kai gets angry...real angry...

Kai is watching Beyblade Metal Fusion - it absolute disgust.

"I can't believe this! They just took my character and copied it! I mean, this Kyouya guy copied my cool attitude and that Ginga dude copied my rad fashion scarf! And then, I thought, this would be all, but no! Then they take my Dranzer the Pheonix and make a beyblade out of that: Burn Pheonix! I mean, what is wrong with this! Don't they know that the Kai Attitude, Beyblade and scarf are all copyrighted!!!"

"Er, Kai," said Tyson. "You don't have copyright to anything."

"AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!" Suddenly Kai turns completely angry and grows ten feet tall.

"KAI........ANGRY....."

~END~

^^^^^^^^^ = Mao The Hand!

Æ›nubis · Feb. 09, 2011 8:45 PM

that one was funny to

LordCepheusIII · Feb. 09, 2011 10:38 PM

good chapter.

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C-Dub · Feb. 10, 2011 1:23 AM

all of thes are EXTREAMLY funny!!!lllllllllllloooooooooooollllllllll!!

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Sparta · Feb. 10, 2011 1:46 AM

Yaaaaayy!!! I knew that one would be awesome!!! Keep writing hilarious stories.....

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Tachimukai · Feb. 10, 2011 9:01 AM

Beyblade STMHH - Short 009: if the entire world were ruled by Ginga Hagane....

One day, Ginga dreamt what the world would be like if it was ruled by him...

1. There would only be Pegasis' in animal zoos. No other animals!

2. All stores will stock beyblades - all Pegasis! Pre-HWS Pegasis, Storm Pegasis, Galaxy Pegasis, Cyber Pegasis, Big Bang Pegasis.

3. Everybody will be forced to wear clothes like Ginga. Or else they would be destroyed!

4. In stead of Supermarkets, clothes shops and parks, they were replaced by BeyStadiums!

5. Every country was renamed! Gingaland, Ginga Country District, Ginglovia, Gingapan, Gingchina, Gindia and so on.

6. Horses would have wings taped on the back to turn them into Pegasis'!

Ginga woke up.

"Oh, darn it was just a dream."

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C-Dub · Feb. 10, 2011 11:17 PM

3 outta 5 on that one.

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Sparta · Feb. 11, 2011 12:43 AM

That one was good, but not your best. Use something from the anime!! Like daichi and that guy who uses ray unicorno. Have you noticed they both:

*Originated in the movie
*Became the main characters like secondary guy
*REALLY WANTED TO BE WORLD CHAMP??
*Battled the main character in the 1st episode

"Life isn't about how hard you can hit;
it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward"
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EarthEagle2813 · Feb. 11, 2011 2:47 AM

(Feb. 06, 2011 10:54 PM)Kazemaru Wrote: Beyblade STMHH - Short 002: Ketoses? Keti? Ketosies?

Sophie, Wells and Julias were all sitting in the Team Excaliber room. "Your beyblades, " Julias started, "...the two Ketoses -"
"I think it is Keti, not Ketoses." Sophie commented.
"No, Sophie, it is Ketoses." Wells retorted.
"Do we really have to argue?" Julias sighed.
"Keti!"
"Ketoses!"
"Keti!"
"Ketoses!"
"ARGH, JUST STOP IT ALREADY!" Julias shouted, and in his extreme anger, he launched his Gravity Perseus so hard it destroyed the Ketos beyblades.
"Oh, you destroyed the Ketoses!" Wells sobbed.
"Keti!" Sophie disagreed.
"Ketoses!"
"Keti!"
"Im joining another team..." groaned Julias.

~END~

this is just like in your story beyhub. Where do you thinkof this stuff?!LOL

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Æ›nubis · Feb. 11, 2011 3:32 AM

(Feb. 10, 2011 9:01 AM)Kazemaru Wrote: Beyblade STMHH - Short 009: if the entire world were ruled by Ginga Hagane....

One day, Ginga dreamt what the world would be like if it was ruled by him...

1. There would only be Pegasis' in animal zoos. No other animals!

2. All stores will stock beyblades - all Pegasis! Pre-HWS Pegasis, Storm Pegasis, Galaxy Pegasis, Cyber Pegasis, Big Bang Pegasis.

3. Everybody will be forced to wear clothes like Ginga. Or else they would be destroyed!

4. In stead of Supermarkets, clothes shops and parks, they were replaced by BeyStadiums!

5. Every country was renamed! Gingaland, Ginga Country District, Ginglovia, Gingapan, Gingchina, Gindia and so on.

6. Horses would have wings taped on the back to turn them into Pegasis'!

Ginga woke up.

"Oh, darn it was just a dream."

The united states of Ginga,

Tachimukai · Feb. 11, 2011 9:08 AM

Beyblade STMHH - Short 010: Daichi gets angry....real angry.
NOTE: This idea was given by Sparta, so this ones for him/her!

Daichi is watching Beyblade Metal Fight Explosion - in absolute disgust.

"AHHH! This is an outrage! Look at this! This show beyblade metal fight explosion has this kid called Masamune who completely copies me! He comes first in the movie, he challenges the number 1 blader, wants to be the number one blader, and charges at the number 1 blader in Daichi-Style! ARRRGGHHHHH! Don't they know that the role, attitude and running style of Daichi are all copyrighted!!!!!"

"Er, Daichi, you don't have copyright to anything." Tyson said.

"Daichi.......ANGRY.....

~END~

^^^^^^^^^ = Mao The Hand!

StormPegy · Feb. 11, 2011 9:31 AM

LOL
These are the funniest stories EVER
I can't wait for more

Bye
From StormPegy

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Sparta · Feb. 11, 2011 1:38 PM

Yay! Thank you! Total epicness!!

And btw 4 future reference I'm a dude.

AWESOME!!!!

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it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward"
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C-Dub · Feb. 11, 2011 2:32 PM

...used...but kinda funny

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Sparta · Feb. 11, 2011 2:48 PM

Sry bt i hav to post 1 more idea!! Beybladers rise up in revolt against hasbro!! They ht tge horrible dubs terrible plastic stadiums and name changes!! (aquilla to eagle, clear wheels to metal wheels, etc)

"Life isn't about how hard you can hit;
it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward"
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Tachimukai · Feb. 13, 2011 4:31 PM

Beyblade STMHH - Short 011: Ryuuga's Dub-Voice

"OMIGOSH!" shouted Ryuuga in the doctors office. "I'm sorry, Mr Ryuuga, but it seems you have a serious case of a serious disease."

"Please, doc, tell me! Is it cancer?"
"No, it's far worse."
"No! It can't be! Anything but...."
"You have the rare disease: Dub-Voice-itis!
"No! Not Dub-Voice-itis!" Ryuuga cried.

"The rare disease, Dub-Voice-itis, makes your American Dub Voice sound stupid!"
"NOOOOOO!!!!" Screams Ryuuga.
"I'm sorry, Mr Ryuuga. There is nothing I can do now. We have tried our best. But it's okay, Dub-Voice-itis only works for Dub-Voices. Your japanese voice-actor still sounds cool!"

"BUT I WANTED A COOL DUB VOICE TOO! WAHHH!!!!" Ryuuga breaks down and turns on the waterworks.

~END~

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Sparx000 · Feb. 13, 2011 5:05 PM

Well, he aint wrong
=)

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Ga' · Feb. 13, 2011 5:42 PM

I thought when it said Ryuuga + doctor, it was going to be about him glowing purple for several episodes. And I don't think he should have cried at the end, it kinda ruined it for me...

"In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends. Last night, I experienced something new: an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto, "Anyone can cook." But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist; but a great artist can come from anywhere."

-Anton Ego/Peter O'Toole (1932-2013)

FlameLibra269 · Feb. 13, 2011 6:00 PM

Awesome storys!! their so funny! how do you think of them??

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Sparta · Feb. 13, 2011 10:21 PM

That one was good, bt my fav is still the earth tt stuff Smile

"Life isn't about how hard you can hit;
it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward"
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LordCepheusIII · Feb. 15, 2011 1:07 AM

Hey, good chapter.

Read my story!: http://worldbeyblade.org/Thread-The-King...riel-Stone
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My Signature Shop is reopened!: http://worldbeyblade.org/Thread-KingCeph...e-Sig-Shop
Read my other story! http://worldbeyblade.org/Thread-Beyblade-Moonlit-Metal
Proud leader of the HellBladers!!

Tachimukai · Feb. 15, 2011 5:00 PM

Beyblade STMHH - Short 012: A Little Beyblade Song

Once a guy asked me, "Hey, Kazemaru, what's the beyblade show like?" so I say.....

"Theres Ginga who is the main character
and Kenta who is quite small,
Theres Benkei who looks so weird,
and Kyouya who's so tall!

Theres Hyouma with the Bey Aries,
theres Hikaru who's not lazy,
There's Tsubasa who likes Eagles
and Tetsuya who's totally crazy!

Then there is Masamune,
wow, how epic is he?
Then theres little Yuu with Libra,
as annoying as can be!

In every show there needs to be,
a bad guy to fight the good,
and Ryuuga is the one right here,
who wants to win - if he could!

Beyblade is a complex toy,
so if you want to know, you see,
next time don't make me sing a song,
so next time don't ask me!"

Then the person who asked the question said: "Okay....." and walked off.

~END~

^^^^^^^^^ = Mao The Hand!

aries blader · Feb. 16, 2011 3:54 AM

Your funnies one yet! I check back every day to see what u come up with and u rock!

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