I just prank called a chineese resturant and i said "im in your bathroom and there is no toilet paper." And she cussed me out and i was laphing so hard. Tell me the best prank call you ever made.

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I don't know the terms anymore!

Me: Hello this is Nintendo..... mmkay
Girl: mmkay
Me: So uhh hey
Girl: Hey
Me: I am calling to ask if your elevator is running
Girl: No...
Me: You better catch it or im fining you 500 bucks
Girl: I don't have an elevator...
Me: Okay...
Girl: I know its you Ryan =|
Me: Uhh... uhhh....uhhhh Its not Ryan its nintendo
Girl: So Ryan hows life?
Me: Good Thanks! =)
Girl: Gotcha!
Me: Damnit!

We both started laughing so hard. LOL She knew it was me the whole time =(

ps: I didn't call a random girl, she was my friend.

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Retired
Original founder of Doom Knights

well this is what my friend did

him: hello
random: hello
him: your son has rented a movie inspect-her-gadget from the oh shop 3 months ago and has not returned it
random: my son did not( calls his son) whipsers stuff i cant under stand no he did not
him: you owe us $500 if you do not pay by the end of the week will will come to your house and take it
random: starts yelling MY SON DID NOT RENT THIS MOVIE
him : yes he did
hangs up

this is mine
friend: hello
me: this is barbara from bank world , what would u like
friend: WTH
me: so is that it ????
friend: WTH is this
me: thanks for ur transaction now get F**** lolz
... well that wasnt my best, but probably my recent one

There's a prank topic, go use that.

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people fail to realize I'm an idiot

We love Nano, and I mean it in the most creapiest way

Nano is awesome.

How do you make a evil Scorpio 100df and what parts do you need[/i]

Guns go pew pew and people go aaahh.

I'm getting kicked out of the apple store.

And everyone knows there's a "q" in "cat"

I often put my drill on my forehead and pretend I'm a unicorn.

"DO IT!" "NO, I CAN'T!" "MOTHA***ER YOU WATCH DAT OR I SHOOT" "OH GOD, PLEASE NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!" "I'M SERIOUS" "OH GOD, OK, OK. *tear*" *watches porn*

People are spoons that need to be babyfed.

NOTHX I DON'T LIEK TO WET BED

I've gotta go to bed, my mom's threatening to disconnect the internet.

No! Not the internet!!!!

There are manlier women. Heck, I've dated manlier women.
:/
I HAD POOR SELF ESTEEM.

THE CHIP ON MY SHIP
MY SHIP OF BITS
FIDDLE DEE DEE AND YARR HAR HARRR
A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!

All Hail Nano, our glorious and hilarious overlord!

3 dead 12 injured as kid discovers how to do Waterfall Technique

I have 4 quotes from you in my sig
like 5 from Grei

GOTTA BEAT GREI
MUST BE HILARIOUS
So, aeroplane food.
What's up with that?

lets all poop in unison.

Yes but this is prank calls. And if the prank topic let prank calls there would be lots and lots of posts.

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Retired
Original founder of Doom Knights

I have done about half of these http://www.azzit.de/humor/130.html

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