A short story = Epic Kombat

TylerPT · Feb. 04, 2011 2:37 AM

2 best friends named Ryan and Fluffy Bunny were taking ninja lessons.
They got mad and wanted to fight eachother, to the death!

Ryan and fluffy bunny fought. Ryan caught fluffy bunny's arm, but fluffy bunny manged to pull away.
Ryan then grabbed fluffy bunny and threw him and he was rolling across the floor. Fluffy bunny did a jump to get back up. The then kicked ryan and ryan fell on his back. He jumped and got back on.
He then charged with a chop then a reverse punch.
30 mins later
He did another punch at fluffy bunny on and on. The battle was long. Ryan did another punch and then he pulled back for some reason.
Ryan then said "OH FORGET THIS"
(Pulls his shirt up and grabs a pistol from his jeans, points it at fluffy bunny and shoots!)

Heres a video (NOT BY ME) How to be ninja : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdLCEwEFCMU

Ga' · Feb. 04, 2011 3:11 AM

... I wonder where you got this idea from... At least give credit to nigahiga, it was his idea.

"In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends. Last night, I experienced something new: an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto, "Anyone can cook." But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist; but a great artist can come from anywhere."

-Anton Ego/Peter O'Toole (1932-2013)