Based on a random conversation about my last name and Zelda
With Mr. Dorf now in custody, and the higher beings sacked for constantly letting him get out for good behavior
the sages found no need for the master sword to keep it's powers.
And they were bored.
So the powers were imbued into a new magical arifact.
A parasol of sorts.
And the Umbrella of evil's bane was given a new destined wielder.
This, my friend.
is
THE LEGEND OF MARY POPPINS.
She would fly from house, riding on the winds of time
Under the guise of a nanny, searching for hidden remnants of evil in the hearts of children, Charming them and earning their trust as she seached their souls for thoughts of evildoing. When one day there surfaced an evil so great that a ridiculously long word had to be thought up to name it.
Her battle against the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious would be a fierce one.
But first, she would have to traverse multi hour long dungeons, trudge over hours of Fetch Quests, and help many lazy people in search of pieces of Heart, until finally she could find a way to vanquish the imminent hordes of evil nuclear zombie penguins with lazer rifles and health insurance. With endless ammunition and fixed low premiums, these minions feared nothing, least of all death.
With her Umbrella that shot Laser Beams, as she was at full health, she easily cut through
But, at the top of the stairs, guarding the path to Super, were 2 troles of the most ferocious variety
One male, one female
They fired spinning disks from their guns, which were faster than the eye! However, with the Shield that the Master Parasol provided, she deflected the attacks of the troles! Realizing that she would simply ignore thier attacks, they just simply left.
WIP: Writing as I post
With Mr. Dorf now in custody, and the higher beings sacked for constantly letting him get out for good behavior
the sages found no need for the master sword to keep it's powers.
And they were bored.
So the powers were imbued into a new magical arifact.
A parasol of sorts.
And the Umbrella of evil's bane was given a new destined wielder.
This, my friend.
is
THE LEGEND OF MARY POPPINS.
She would fly from house, riding on the winds of time
Under the guise of a nanny, searching for hidden remnants of evil in the hearts of children, Charming them and earning their trust as she seached their souls for thoughts of evildoing. When one day there surfaced an evil so great that a ridiculously long word had to be thought up to name it.
Her battle against the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious would be a fierce one.
But first, she would have to traverse multi hour long dungeons, trudge over hours of Fetch Quests, and help many lazy people in search of pieces of Heart, until finally she could find a way to vanquish the imminent hordes of evil nuclear zombie penguins with lazer rifles and health insurance. With endless ammunition and fixed low premiums, these minions feared nothing, least of all death.
With her Umbrella that shot Laser Beams, as she was at full health, she easily cut through
But, at the top of the stairs, guarding the path to Super, were 2 troles of the most ferocious variety
One male, one female
They fired spinning disks from their guns, which were faster than the eye! However, with the Shield that the Master Parasol provided, she deflected the attacks of the troles! Realizing that she would simply ignore thier attacks, they just simply left.
WIP: Writing as I post