Im Going mad with cancer

Ok No I dont have cancer,But I want cancer..Mad cancer that is.I am tired of translating a page when someonetimes it does not work,doing stuff with Moj Is being painful,And Now I dont even find it anyplace where MOJ is not needed..And the Intoy Is overpriced....(and please dont discuss any of the above things)

Well the point is,Does anyone have a mad cancer for sale.

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Wow dude, this is really inappropriate.
dude wtf
I think the 'Looking for Mad Cancer' for the title of the thread would be much more appropriate... your title is some what... sick.