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RE: Cooking Thread: your "i cant cook" jokes aren't clever - rooneyt - Dec. 17, 2008 today i cooked my self a backon egg cheese omlet [yes i know that spelt wrong ] RE: Cooking Thread: your "i cant cook" jokes aren't clever - Evan - Dec. 17, 2008 My mom and I are planning on opening up a restaurant here in Grapevine in 10 years when she retires. She is an amazing cook, she can cook ANYTHING. It's going to be called the Cheddar Grape, which will serve my bizarre creations and her amazing food. The Cheddar Grape sandwhich is one of my creations. It's simply amazing. Take two slices of white bread, put one slice of Kraft Singles Cheese on it, then take a handful of Cheddar Harvest Sunchips and place them on the cheese. Put on grape on each sunchip, and viola; the Cheddar Grape. RE: Cooking Thread: your "i cant cook" jokes aren't clever - May The Pirate - Dec. 17, 2008 (Dec. 13, 2008 11:07 PM)shikamaru526 Wrote:(Dec. 13, 2008 11:03 PM)May The Pirate Wrote:(Dec. 13, 2008 9:16 PM)Bey Brad Wrote:(Dec. 13, 2008 6:31 PM)May The Pirate Wrote:(Dec. 12, 2008 11:34 PM)Bey Brad Wrote:(Dec. 12, 2008 5:17 PM)May The Pirate Wrote: Me XD Not too fond of anything that tastes salty in all honesty. Chicken ramen without seaweed or beansprouts? XD RE: Cooking Thread: your "i cant cook" jokes aren't clever - Nic - Dec. 17, 2008 Your ramen better be authentic ramen. Anyway, my friend came over today. [Image: 6cbe95e0.jpg] We stuffed a lemon up its carp since we forgot to get an apple. [Image: 3a7baacd.jpg] It was a bit sour, but quite a different taste. Also, she wanted to bake gingerbread cookies. [Image: a4efd6b7.jpg] We had too much food colouring on hand. [Image: 12f0c7b9.jpg] The above was an attempt to make a "marbled" texture but it didn't quite work out. Some were quite nice though, like the one on the far left. [Image: 15914f33.jpg] [Image: 1a7ba02b.jpg] RE: Cooking Thread: your "i cant cook" jokes aren't clever - May The Pirate - Dec. 17, 2008 Those cookies are ace XD And I'd assume its real ramen, since it's from an authentic Japanese restaurant XD It's probably not salty to me because it should have Nori and beansprouts but I don't like either so I keep them out. RE: Cooking Thread: your "i cant cook" jokes aren't clever - Rocky - Dec. 17, 2008 (Dec. 17, 2008 5:15 AM)rooneyt Wrote: today i cooked my self a backon egg cheese omlet [yes i know that spelt wrong ] Haha. Don't worry - I spell omlette as omlet purely for the Harvest Moon nostalgia. XD RE: Cooking Thread: your "i cant cook" jokes aren't clever - Bey Brad - Dec. 17, 2008 (Dec. 17, 2008 5:21 AM)Evan Wrote: My mom and I are planning on opening up a restaurant here in Grapevine in 10 years when she retires. She is an amazing cook, she can cook ANYTHING. It's going to be called the Cheddar Grape, which will serve my bizarre creations and her amazing food. ![]() RE: Cooking Thread: your "i cant cook" jokes aren't clever - Rocky - Dec. 17, 2008 (Dec. 17, 2008 10:36 PM)Bey Brad Wrote:(Dec. 17, 2008 5:21 AM)Evan Wrote: My mom and I are planning on opening up a restaurant here in Grapevine in 10 years when she retires. She is an amazing cook, she can cook ANYTHING. It's going to be called the Cheddar Grape, which will serve my bizarre creations and her amazing food. Wow. I don't know what to say. 0_0 RE: Cooking Thread: your "i cant cook" jokes aren't clever - Bey Brad - Dec. 18, 2008 Not really me cooking, but I just had a great dinner. I had foccacia with balsamic vinegar and olive oil and french onion soup to start. Then I had an 8oz New York steak called the "Bloody Caesar" (rare, obviously; you don't order something called the Bloody Caesar anything but!), which was a steak marinated in clamato, garlic and Tabasco. It was served with roasted brocolli, carrots and potatoes, and on top of the steak was bacon, button and portobello mushrooms, and gorgonzola cheese. RE: Cooking Thread: your "i cant cook" jokes aren't clever - May The Pirate - Dec. 18, 2008 (Dec. 18, 2008 4:49 AM)Bey Brad Wrote: Not really me cooking, but I just had a great dinner. I had foccacia with balsamic vinegar and olive oil and french onion soup to start. Then I had an 8oz New York steak called the "Bloody Caesar" (rare, obviously; you don't order something called the Bloody Caesar anything but!), which was a steak marinated in clamato, garlic and Tabasco. It was served with roasted brocolli, carrots and potatoes, and on top of the steak was bacon, button and portobello mushrooms, and gorgonzola cheese. Minus the bacon, that sounds nummy. RE: Cooking Thread: your "i cant cook" jokes aren't clever - Bey Brad - Dec. 18, 2008 what's wrong with bacon RE: Cooking Thread: your "i cant cook" jokes aren't clever - Taiki - Dec. 18, 2008 Imo bacon tastes bad, but thats just my opinion. Slightly burnt bacon tastes ok. But one that isn't well cooked tastes like sandwich ham. I hate sandwich ham. Today i tried to make something Japanese. Why? Cos im on holiday and bored. Okonomiyaki(Japanese Pancake) I got the powder (Made of flour etc) from the local Asian Supermarket. I stired water and egg with it to create a thick mix, which i added chooped lettuce and a mix of frozen seafood (YUM!...) Then using my pro pancake cooking skills i was able to create a pancake with the mix. I then put mayonaise and Okonomiyaki sauce on top and sprinkled it with some sought of japanese herb thing which i have no idea what it is. It was yummy. RE: Cooking Thread: your "i cant cook" jokes aren't clever - Bey Brad - Dec. 18, 2008 bacon rules, burnt bacon sucks RE: Cooking Thread: your "i cant cook" jokes aren't clever - May The Pirate - Dec. 18, 2008 (Dec. 18, 2008 9:31 AM)Bey Brad Wrote: what's wrong with bacon I'm allergic to it? RE: Cooking Thread: your "i cant cook" jokes aren't clever - Taiki - Dec. 18, 2008 (Dec. 18, 2008 11:00 AM)Bey Brad Wrote: bacon rules, burnt bacon sucks The bacon in the bacon sandwich was pretty well done imo. RE: Cooking Thread: your "i cant cook" jokes aren't clever - Bey Brad - Dec. 19, 2008 (Dec. 18, 2008 9:15 PM)May The Pirate Wrote:(Dec. 18, 2008 9:31 AM)Bey Brad Wrote: what's wrong with bacon you should really explain your posts when you make them as opposed to after RE: Cooking Thread: your "i cant cook" jokes aren't clever - Kai-V - Dec. 19, 2008 (Dec. 18, 2008 9:15 PM)May The Pirate Wrote:Only to bacon, or pork in general ?(Dec. 18, 2008 9:31 AM)Bey Brad Wrote: what's wrong with bacon RE: Cooking Thread: your "i cant cook" jokes aren't clever - Taiki - Dec. 19, 2008 Unless bacon has some supa dangerous evil powa that pork does not contain. I guess its pork altogether. I'm allergic to cats. ![]() RE: Cooking Thread: your "i cant cook" jokes aren't clever - May The Pirate - Dec. 19, 2008 (Dec. 19, 2008 3:38 AM)Kai-V Wrote:(Dec. 18, 2008 9:15 PM)May The Pirate Wrote:Only to bacon, or pork in general ?(Dec. 18, 2008 9:31 AM)Bey Brad Wrote: what's wrong with bacon Pork in general, I'm also allergic to egg whites and am not supposed to drink/eat anything Acidic (Like orange juice) and if I drink milk that's any thicker than Skimmed, I puke. I have IBS which is the problem for all of this and it uber sucks, Though I never learn concerning the Acidic stuff because im constantly eating spagetti bolognese. I'm pretty certain i mentioned it earlier in topics ![]() RE: Cooking Thread: your "i cant cook" jokes aren't clever - Nic - Dec. 19, 2008 That reminds me, I finally got down to making pig candy. Many thanks to Brad for introducing the recipe so long ago! RE: Cooking Thread: your "i cant cook" jokes aren't clever - Rocky - Dec. 19, 2008 *sigh* I always make things that taste really nice (to me anyway) but they rarely look good so if I posted a picture it would look rubbish....... ![]() RE: Cooking Thread: your "i cant cook" jokes aren't clever - SexyMichael - Dec. 19, 2008 I made some sweet Chipolte chicken breast last week. Turned out great. And chicken fried rice a little while back, I used too many garlic cloves though. RE: Cooking Thread: your "i cant cook" jokes aren't clever - Bey Brad - Dec. 19, 2008 (Dec. 19, 2008 11:48 AM)Nic Wrote: That reminds me, I finally got down to making pig candy. Many thanks to Brad for introducing the recipe so long ago! Awesome, how'd it go? (Dec. 19, 2008 3:08 PM)yruahippo Wrote: *sigh* I always make things that taste really nice (to me anyway) but they rarely look good so if I posted a picture it would look rubbish....... My presentation isn't exactly great either. Go ahead and post. RE: Cooking Thread: your "i cant cook" jokes aren't clever - Rocky - Dec. 19, 2008 (Dec. 19, 2008 11:39 PM)Bey Brad Wrote:(Dec. 19, 2008 3:08 PM)yruahippo Wrote: *sigh* I always make things that taste really nice (to me anyway) but they rarely look good so if I posted a picture it would look rubbish....... I think your presentation's good. ![]() RE: Cooking Thread: your "i cant cook" jokes aren't clever - Nic - Dec. 20, 2008 (Dec. 19, 2008 11:39 PM)Bey Brad Wrote:(Dec. 19, 2008 11:48 AM)Nic Wrote: That reminds me, I finally got down to making pig candy. Many thanks to Brad for introducing the recipe so long ago! Murdered my throat, I promptly ate more. It's addictive. Also, I scraped off the melted sugar from the metal pan beneath the rack I laid the bacon on. It tastes very good too. Going to be making this on a BBQ pit next week. |