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'Dark is the best wheel ever.'
At school...
Kid: Hey, let's battle. Tongue_out
ME: Okay, what beyblades d'you have? Confused
Kid: Dark Wolf. It's Awesome! XD
ME: ...Any others? :\
Kid: Nah, this is all I need 'cause it's the best. Cute
ME: How would you know that if that's you're only one. You should watch videos and actually see how carp Dark Wolk is. Tired
Kid: Whatever. What bey are you using? Speechless
ME: I'll use...[Searches Pockets] Rock Leone. Joyful_2
Kid: You're gonna lose! Stupid
ME: Why? Chocked_2
Kid: Dark Wolf's better than rock leone! Pinching_eyes_2
ME: Who told you that? Confused
Kid: Doji beat Kyoya in the anime!!! Eee
ME: Crying
Noob: I have Ice pheonix! *produces the blue burn pheonix that came with something*
Me: Facepalms and explains painted wheels
(Oct. 24, 2010  2:13 PM)UDC Wrote: [ -> ]Noob: I have Ice pheonix! *produces the blue burn pheonix that came with something*
Me: Facepalms and explains painted wheels

I have had to do THAT before...
(Oct. 24, 2010  3:04 AM)Dan Wrote: [ -> ]'Dark is the best wheel ever.'

Ummm may not be the best but... http://worldbeyblade.org/Thread-Rock-VS-...of-Defense
Sorry for the Double Post but I lol'd....

Person on WBO: *Hes trying to make an application on a team and says "Full Bey Name/Parts:L-drago and storm pegaus"

Me: Ummmm....What parts ? Is it Lightning L-Drago 100RF? Elaborate..

Him: i don't know yet because i haven't got it yet

Me: Sooo....you don't have either beyblades and your trying to make a combo with beys you don't have. Tired *Face Palm*
Newb: Rock Orso is the best!
Me: No, Rock Orso is useless
Newb: No it's not! It even beat Dark Wolf!
[i]
(Oct. 12, 2010  12:14 AM)mchlbant Wrote: [ -> ]Noob: Rock leone's a spinning fortress

It is...In the mobile case :3
My friend and I are playing beyblade. He picks up his Storm Aquario 100HF/S while it's still spinning and it gets disassembled.
Friend: YOU BROKE MY BEYBLADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: No, it just got disassembled.
Friend: NO IT DIDN'T!!!! YOU BROKE IT!!!!!!!!
Friend: Tries to "fix" it. (HaHa he's putting the track the wrong way!XD) I CAN'T FIX IT YOU BROKE IT!!!!!!
Me:Nevermind...

Here's another one:
Me: Why did you put the temporary sticker.
Friend: It's the waterproof sticker.
Me:...
noob: check it out i got dark bull, earth eagle and storm pegasis!
me: oh , well you can put make earth bull 145 WD, its a decent combo.
noob: what?! no way, im gonna make dark pegasis ! it sounds so cool!
me: -jumps off building-
Here's another real one

Noob Friend: Flame Sagittaria sucks. It doesn't move that much. Pinching_eyes_2
Me: It's Sagittario, and it is as stamina type after all... Unhappy
Noob Friend: Yeah, but stamina types should attack a lot. Tongue_out
Me: No, they shouldn't. Speechless
Noob Friend: Yes, they should. Confused
Me: Attack types attack a lot. :\
Noob Friend: Yeah, but they have low stamina. Stamina types attack a lot but they have more stamina. Why doesn't Flame Sagittaria attack a lot? Gasp
Me: Sagittario. Tired
Noob Friend: Whatever. Cute
Me: Anyway, Stamina type don't attack a lot. They take hits but don't take much damage. Speechless
Noob Friend: Oh, Sorry, Sagittaria... Cute
Me: Why are you talking to a beyblade. Chocked_2
Noob Friend: Don't you know? There's a BEAST inside of it. You told me. Pinching_eyes_2
Me: First of all, Sagittario. Second. I said in the anime, there's beasts inside, not in real life. Angry
Noob Friend: I don't care. Pinching_eyes_2
Me: Cool. Eee
Noob Friend: Let's go, Sagittaria. Tongue_out_wink
Me: Chocked_2
Noob Friend: Walks off and strokes bey
Me: Crying
Well, when telling these stories, you should at least make sure the information you give is correct.

Stamina types do take a lot of damage, hence why they are destroyed by attack types.

the type that "don't take much damage" are defence types.

Hah.
Iceburn
Sorry, just had to do that. ^^
"ME AT HASBRO TOURNEY"

Me : Yes I win I'm in the finals !

Kid : No you Don't you Stopped spinning

Me : Yes I do I Ko-ed your bey into the bakugan isle son

Kid : but Mine was still spinning


"STILL AT HASBRO TOURNEY" (WHEN I win I might add)


Finals Kid : You ready for my Ultimate balance Type

Me : (Knowing Its Dark Wolf) Check out my ultimate balance Type (Pulls out Ray Unicorno)

(BATTLE WON BY MOSS)

Finals Kid : YOU..YOU he's a member of Dark Nebula get him
(Like 90 kids come to battle me"
^LMAO. <3
That's pretty awesome, but I've yet to go to a tourney. ):
They thought I was a member of freakin Dark Nebula and started asking about Yuu Tsubasa and Ryuga

(Best Day Evar)
Haha, were they being serious though ?
Anyhow, that is still pretty funny. ^^

And was this a Hasbro tourney ?
Yup deadly serious I was saying im not a cartoon all day.
How were you allowed to use Ray Unicorno @ a Hasbro tourney ?
I said its hasbro but its just a super rare canadian release "they bought it"
If you want to know more about the Tourney I'll PM you.
LOLOLOLRAOFLMAO at moss.
Oh,
Dude: I have ray gill! it doesnt move at all!
Me: can i try it!
Dude:sure!
Me: Spins it, it doesnt really move much
Dude: The stamina doesnt last long at all!
Me: thats cos its rubber....
Haha Moss Id actually enjoy that!
Running away while laughing my head off Smile
Haha. Young kids are really gullable. My brothers think that my beys have beasts inside of them.
(Oct. 25, 2010  11:10 AM)momiji manju Wrote: [ -> ]Well, when telling these stories, you should at least make sure the information you give is correct.

Stamina types do take a lot of damage, hence why they are destroyed by attack types.

the type that "don't take much damage" are defence types.

Hah.

lol. thanks.
"Gravity Persues is the worst Beyblade ever!"

"No Spin Dragoon is"

"What! That's the best one!"

"..."
This is one:

noob: hey kid you think you can beat me in a beybattle? I'll kick your butt with my DARK WOLF!

Me: Ok ( pulls out Thermal lacerta)

noob: Ha that bey is fake!

Me: how is it?

noob: Cause hasbro didn't make it therefore it's fake! hah i reckon it's carp! i could beat you in one hit!

Me: Ok let me get my stadium...

noob: I already got one ( pulls out PTW)

Me: ok...

(launches beyblade in the stadium)

Noob: Let it shoot!

( misses stadium)

noob : I win

Me : ......... (really, that's a first...)
lol let it shoot.

Battle Striker Guy: Hey, how about Beyblades V Battle Strikers?
ME: Feh.
Battle Striker Guy: What is 'feh'?
ME: Oh, that's what I say when I think an Idea is carp.
Battle Striker Guy: I'll show you who's carp!? Battle strikers are awesome!
ME: Okay, since we are using different things we'll just say 3,2,1 go.
Battle Striker Guy: Cool. I'll use Ninjitsu.
ME: Feh. I'll beat you with Dark Wolf.
Battle Striker Guy: 3, 2, 1. Go!
ME: ... :\
Battle Striker Guy: Starts using finger thingy and loses.
ME: Now who's carp?
Battle Striker Guy: Not Battle strikers, because I was using a carp one.
ME: What?
Battle Striker Guy: Yeah. Ninjitsu is carp because it's lighter than the others.
ME: Crying
Wait, Moss, what's this Hasbro tourney business? I'll take a PM Tongue_out

(This is a real one)

Anyway, at the park again, this time with my friend, and while we were battling...

Kid: Hey, can I play?

Me: Sure!

Friend: O.K.!

Kid: Wait, what stadium is THAT? (pointing at my friend's attack stadium)

Me: Attack stadium.

Kid: Whoa! You guys must be from the WBBA or something!!
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