(Aug. 19, 2008  4:55 PM)Takao Wrote: Nutella is not something I want to eat again.

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Top Ten Reasons Men AreBetterThan Women

10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome

I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their carp mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.

9. Men are not sponges

Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a carp cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.

8. Women are racists

Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and carp definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift carp mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.

7. Men live less than women

The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of carp. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!

6. Men write illegibly

Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a carp about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and carp so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.

5. Jesus was a man

Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of carp. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.

4. Men wear watches

Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man carp kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.

A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man carp and take care of your carp man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important carp is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a carp fastidious manner, so get the carp ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.

3. Boys destroy things

The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!

2. Marriage is stupid

Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to carp the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t carp. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re carp obsessed with it.

Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.

1. Men have penises

When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t carp up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be carp courteous.’

Men Are Better Than Women.

Quote:A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man carp and take care of your carp man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important carp is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a carp fastidious manner, so get the carp ready,’ says a ticking watch.

(Aug. 19, 2008  5:38 PM)ChozenBlader Wrote: Hehe, I think DS is the best for fanily fun, and PSP is the best for individual gaming IMO

(Aug. 19, 2008  6:38 PM)AnnieDuck Wrote: REALLY NOW

I HAD NO IDEA

(Aug. 19, 2008  9:24 PM)AnnieDuck Wrote: oh carp boy
brad's flights got messed up and he won't be getting into victoria until after midnight
victoria is also 2.5 hours away so if dad isn't up to driving back at 1 am on a wet highway through mountains we're going to have to share a hotel room

(Aug. 19, 2008  10:21 PM)Bey Brad Wrote:

(Aug. 19, 2008  9:24 PM)AnnieDuck Wrote: oh carp boy
brad's flights got messed up and he won't be getting into victoria until after midnight
victoria is also 2.5 hours away so if dad isn't up to driving back at 1 am on a wet highway through mountains we're going to have to share a hotel room

yeah this will be sexy

i'm stuck in toronto for a few hours so i charged internet access to ommy's credit card, we'll see how much he hates me for it

(Aug. 19, 2008  10:32 PM)Bey Brad Wrote: man it was only $10

carp you ommy