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RE: Funny things beyblade amatuers say - Amaterasu - Oct. 21, 2010
^well if u ever do cometo Georgia gor a tournament I'll be the dorky Indian kid with mushroom hair and glasses continuation from last post Me: just don't buy storm Capricorn NoOb: walks away
Noob: hey look at my new storm Capricorn!! Me: face palm in epic slo mo
RE: Funny things beyblade amatuers say - Fayt - Oct. 22, 2010
lol, that's a good one.
friend newb: I just got dark gasher!
me: sweet, now you can finally make MF L-Ldrago ch120RF! oh, It's called cancer, by the way.
other n00b: NO! It's called Gasher, and it's CRABBY powerful!!!
smart friend: Dude, when did you say you went to WBO?
first newb: yesterday.
me: name one good beyblade.
other n00b: STORM CAPRI!
me: [epic Facewall]
RE: Funny things beyblade amatuers say - Wraith - Oct. 23, 2010
Friend/n00b: What bey should I get?
Me: Earth Aquila 145WD or Quetzalcoatl 90WF
Friend/n00b: No, I'll get a (Pre-HWS) Wolf. It has spikes!
Me: *smacks own head*
Oh, this was hilarious:
Me and bestblader123: Go Shoot!
Kid: What are those?
Me: uh, Battle Strikers
Me and bestblader123: 3, 2, 1...Strike!
Kid: Aren't those BlayBlades?
bestblader123: They were, but they morphed into Battle Strikers unexpectedly
Me: Mm-hm..they just turned into...?
bestblader123: Peg-Tops!
Me: That'll do
Me and bestblader123: 3, 2, 1...Go...Peg!?
*Kid walks off*
Me: We should do that more often!
bestblader: Yep!
RE: Funny things beyblade amatuers say - ThaKingTai - Oct. 23, 2010
*smacks own head* is *facepalm*
RE: Funny things beyblade amatuers say - Wraith - Oct. 23, 2010
I know
RE: Funny things beyblade amatuers say - Fayt - Oct. 23, 2010
(Oct. 23, 2010 12:01 AM)Wraith Wrote: Friend/n00b: What bey should I get?
Me: Earth Aquila 145WD or Quetzalcoatl 90WF
Friend/n00b: No, I'll get a (Pre-HWS) Wolf. It has spikes!
Me: *smacks own head*
Oh, this was hilarious:
Me and bestblader123: Go Shoot!
Kid: What are those?
Me: uh, Battle Strikers
Me and bestblader123: 3, 2, 1...Strike!
Kid: Aren't those BlayBlades?
bestblader123: They were, but they morphed into Battle Strikers unexpectedly
Me: Mm-hm..they just turned into...?
bestblader123: Peg-Tops!
Me: That'll do
Me and bestblader123: 3, 2, 1...Go...Peg!?
*Kid walks off*
Me: We should do that more often!
bestblader: Yep!
FACEPALM!!!!!!!!!!!!
oops. beaten.
RE: Funny things beyblade amatuers say - Kimchi - Oct. 23, 2010
(Oct. 10, 2010 2:27 AM)The Grand Joker Wrote: Here's my second continuation of the first:
Noob: I got a better blade now! It's Evil Gemios! The Evil wheel is the best balance cause' I looked at its stats. The DF145 downforces hard hitting beys and the Flat Spike Performance Tip controls the pace. No one can beat me now!
Me: Ok, so you wanna battle? I brought my attack stadium that was imported.
Noob: But that's fake! Only the Pegasus Thunderwhip, which is the BEST, is legal.
Me:... Did you go to that site I showed you? The WBO.
Noob: Yeah, but its a forum, and I hate forums.
Me: ....That's it. Here is my bey: Meteo L Drago 100WD.
Noob: Hah, that's rubber, and metal always beats rubber.
And, at the end of the battle, Meteo L Drago wins.
Noob: Hey! NOT cool! You cheated!!!! This is one of those fake beys from Japan! It's probably all juiced up and illegal!
Me: .... Are you carping kidding me? ...
Noob: Hah! You're disqualified! I win!
Why didn't you just... beat the carp out of that ignorant noob... lol. I hate noobs that are so conceited that even though they're noob they can't take a bit of advice from someone thats more experienced. I just beat noobs like that up, but not in a beybattle, but with my fists.
but anyway, heres mine..
little kids these days say the darn funniest things
8 year old kid talking to his friend ; i got a new beyblade , flame sagittario!
me ; why didnt you get storm pegasis
8 year old kid ; ew storm pegasis sucks its bottom is rubber!
8 year old kid's friend ; yeah i know right? - rips his rock leone on the cement-
btw, that kid's friend's rock leone broke just a few days ago, the cement totally made his WB a wide obsolete. lol. idiot kids these days.
RE: Funny things beyblade amatuers say - Pimpju - Oct. 23, 2010
(Oct. 23, 2010 5:02 AM)RFkid Wrote: Why didn't you just... beat the carp out of that ignorant noob... lol. I hate noobs that are so conceited that even though they're noob they can't take a bit of advice from someone thats more experienced. I just beat noobs like that up, but not in a beybattle, but with my fists.
Nothing says "I'm a better beyblader"more than punching someone.
In the (approximate) words of beybrad,
"We are all very impressed bro *crushes beer can on forehead*"
RE: Funny things beyblade amatuers say - Akel - Oct. 23, 2010
(Oct. 23, 2010 5:02 AM)RFkid Wrote: Why didn't you just... beat the carp out of that ignorant noob... lol. I hate noobs that are so conceited that even though they're noob they can't take a bit of advice from someone thats more experienced. I just beat noobs like that up, but not in a beybattle, but with my fists.
but anyway, heres mine..
little kids these days say the darn funniest things
8 year old kid talking to his friend ; i got a new beyblade , flame sagittario!
me ; why didnt you get storm pegasis
8 year old kid ; ew storm pegasis sucks its bottom is rubber!
8 year old kid's friend ; yeah i know right? - rips his rock leone on the cement-
btw, that kid's friend's rock leone broke just a few days ago, the cement totally made his WB a wide obsolete. lol. idiot kids these days.
I hope I don't bring my friend to a tournament and he battles you
.... If he wins, hed be like yeah I won and wouldn't take any advice from anyone.... If he was about to lose he would pretend that his "launcher fell into the stadium in accident..." Hes also 15..
RE: Funny things beyblade amatuers say - Night - Oct. 23, 2010
This is a real one, because my friend's a mega noob.
Chris: *Changing Face Bolts.*
Me: Uh, Christopher, what are you doing?
Chris: Oh, I'm giving Pegasus Sagittario's Face Bolt to make it better.
Me: Um... It won't make a difference, you see, all plastic face bolts are the sa- :\
Chris: I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING JUST SHUT UP!!
Me: *Walks off*
RE: Funny things beyblade amatuers say - s-pegasus - Oct. 23, 2010
ok this actually happened to me.
Noob:you know those japanese beyblades (Takara Tomy) there a rip off.
Me: How?
Noob
uh they dont give you a code to play online.Me:*facepalm*
RE: Funny things beyblade amatuers say - Wraith - Oct. 23, 2010
This just happened:
Me: Can I have your Dark Wolf? I don't own one and you don't play with it anymore.
Kid (same one as always): Sure, but on one condition...
Me: What?
Kid: That, if I get another one, I'll trade the DF for what I get.
Me: Are you making Thermal Bull DF145WD?
Kid: No, of course not. I'm getting Red Unacorna (Ray Unicorno)!
Me: How about I give you all your parts back for that!
Kid: OK!
RE: Funny things beyblade amatuers say - Night - Oct. 23, 2010
(Oct. 23, 2010 5:02 AM)RFkid Wrote: Why didn't you just... beat the carp out of that ignorant noob... lol. I hate noobs that are so conceited that even though they're noob they can't take a bit of advice from someone thats more experienced. I just beat noobs like that up, but not in a beybattle, but with my fists.
but anyway, heres mine..
little kids these days say the darn funniest things
8 year old kid talking to his friend ; i got a new beyblade , flame sagittario!
me ; why didnt you get storm pegasis
8 year old kid ; ew storm pegasis sucks its bottom is rubber!
8 year old kid's friend ; yeah i know right? - rips his rock leone on the cement-
btw, that kid's friend's rock leone broke just a few days ago, the cement totally made his WB a wide obsolete. lol. idiot kids these days.
That reminds me of when my a few weeks after my friend got Flame Sagittario C145S.
Winfred: Gets out launcher
ME: Hey, don't rip it on the ground. The tip will be destroyed.
Winfred: Ah, what's the worst that could happen?
ME: Y'know what? Go ahead. Just don't complain once your performance tip is mashed up.
Winfred: Rips Flame Sagittario C145S
ME: Sigh
Winfred: Picks bey up AHH, WHAT THE HELL!!
ME: Shyte. That is messed up.
I once ripped my Dark Wolf so far that it smashed in to the freezer in the opposite room.
(I do have a stadium, but I was testing stuff)
Me Wow, there's a little dent in dark...
Bro Where? :\
Me Right here.
Bro Eeeeeesh! That's Mad Wolf now! It can't be Dark Wolf anymore!!!
Me Facepalm
Another Time with my friend
Me Cool, Sagitt-
Winfred WTF! Your launcher's a different colour to mine!! I got ripped off!!
Also my brother tried pulling the wrong end of the Ripcord.
RE: Funny things beyblade amatuers say - Kimchi - Oct. 23, 2010
(Oct. 23, 2010 9:02 PM)Akel Wrote:(Oct. 23, 2010 5:02 AM)RFkid Wrote: Why didn't you just... beat the carp out of that ignorant noob... lol. I hate noobs that are so conceited that even though they're noob they can't take a bit of advice from someone thats more experienced. I just beat noobs like that up, but not in a beybattle, but with my fists.
but anyway, heres mine..
little kids these days say the darn funniest things
8 year old kid talking to his friend ; i got a new beyblade , flame sagittario!
me ; why didnt you get storm pegasis
8 year old kid ; ew storm pegasis sucks its bottom is rubber!
8 year old kid's friend ; yeah i know right? - rips his rock leone on the cement-
btw, that kid's friend's rock leone broke just a few days ago, the cement totally made his WB a wide obsolete. lol. idiot kids these days.
I hope I don't bring my friend to a tournament and he battles you
Yeah... that' just kind of pathetic.
I was at Walmart today, and this happened.
Me: Holy carp, one L.Ldrago left! -grabs-
Kid (to his friend): OMG LOOK ITS THAT BEY WITH THE Q TIP THINGY
Friend: HOLY CARP GET IT! NOWNOWNOW
Me: Uhh... that bey is horrible. Why don't you get Storm Aquario? Its at least decent.
Kid: are you dumb? that bey sucks! this one bounces! ehehehehehehehehehe
RE: Funny things beyblade amatuers say - LeonetheLion - Oct. 23, 2010
Kid:Flame Libra can beat Storm Pegasus easily!
Me:Fail!
Kid:I love beyblade! The english opening is better than the japanese opening!
Me:Really *Facepalms*
RE: Funny things beyblade amatuers say - Akel - Oct. 23, 2010
(Oct. 23, 2010 10:25 PM)EarthAquilaGuy Wrote: Kid:Flame Libra can beat Storm Pegasus easily!
Me:Fail!
Kid:I love beyblade! The english opening is better than the japanese opening!
Me:Really *Facepalms*
The only reason the Japenese version is better is because, you don't actually hear what they're saying unless it is in captions. XD
RE: Funny things beyblade amatuers say - ShredderN64 - Oct. 24, 2010
(Oct. 23, 2010 10:32 PM)Akel Wrote:(Oct. 23, 2010 10:25 PM)EarthAquilaGuy Wrote: Kid:Flame Libra can beat Storm Pegasus easily!
Me:Fail!
Kid:I love beyblade! The english opening is better than the japanese opening!
Me:Really *Facepalms*
The only reason the Japenese version is better is because, you don't actually hear what they're saying unless it is in captions. XD
To be fair, it's quite hard to make a song about spinning tops.
RE: Funny things beyblade amatuers say - Night - Oct. 24, 2010
(Oct. 24, 2010 12:38 AM)ShredderN64 Wrote: To be fair, it's quite hard to make a song about spinning tops.
One spins left
One spins right
They smash together
It's quite a sight!
RE: Funny things beyblade amatuers say - Akel - Oct. 24, 2010
(Oct. 24, 2010 12:50 AM)Night Wrote:(Oct. 24, 2010 12:38 AM)ShredderN64 Wrote: To be fair, it's quite hard to make a song about spinning tops.
One spins left
One spins right
They smash together
It's quite a sight!
COntinuing from his song
Rip the cord with all your might,
Lets go.....METAL FIGHT!!
That was kinda fun
RE: Funny things beyblade amatuers say - Night - Oct. 24, 2010
lol
we need te get on topicish or this place will die
RE: Funny things beyblade amatuers say - Deadpool - Oct. 24, 2010
(Oct. 24, 2010 12:50 AM)Night Wrote:(Oct. 24, 2010 12:38 AM)ShredderN64 Wrote: To be fair, it's quite hard to make a song about spinning tops.
One spins left
One spins right
They smash together
It's quite a sight!
Beautiful.
Friend : I got Evil-
Me : What did I tell you ?
Friend : Killer Gemios and Earth Aquila
Me : you want to battle :
Friend : * Pulls out Killer Gemios *\
* Later after battle *
Friend : Ah Darn , this sucks , Im gonna ask my mom to buy Flame Libra next time
Me : Face palms
RE: Funny things beyblade amatuers say - Night - Oct. 24, 2010
Me: Ladida...
Sister: Don't walk in a kitchen with Beyblades.
Me: Uh, why not?
Sister: Don't they have electricity inside them?
Me: No. Who told you that?
Sister: No-one.
Me: Then why'd you say that?
Sister: I don't get it. How do they spin if they don't have electricity inside of them?
Me:
Chris: I'm gonna jack your wassit called again...?
Me: What?
Chris: The spiky wheel...
Me: Dark?
Chris: Yeah... I'm totally gonna jack that when you're not looking...
Me: Okaaaay, go ahead... It's not gonna make your bey any better. If you were smart, you'd have jacked my rock, or earth...
Chris: Naah, those suck.
Me:
RE: Funny things beyblade amatuers say - Amaterasu - Oct. 24, 2010
Who tells u there going to rob u later
Noob:ray sucks at attack
Me
suicide)
RE: Funny things beyblade amatuers say - Fayt - Oct. 24, 2010
(Oct. 24, 2010 1:19 AM)newblade999 Wrote: what do the numbers and letters do?me:[Facepalm]
RE: Funny things beyblade amatuers say - ShredderN64 - Oct. 24, 2010
(Oct. 24, 2010 1:23 AM)KyoyaTategami Wrote:(Oct. 24, 2010 1:19 AM)newblade999 Wrote: what do the numbers and letters do?me:[Facepalm]
I'm honored to be in your quotes. xD