(Aug. 31, 2020 4:11 AM)BeybladeManiac0 Wrote: [ -> ] (Aug. 31, 2020 1:08 AM)GreenK9148 Wrote: [ -> ]Excuse me? I can use my pun twice if I want to. Do you think you’re in a pun war with me? I don’t think you have the POWER to muster a pun half as good as mine. If you want a pun war. I want you to write a 5 paragraph essay explaining why you should have a pun war with me. An introduction, 2 body paragraphs with evidence, a counter argument, and a conclusion. At least 6 sentences per paragraph. The topic is on why I can’t use my pun twice and why you should have a pun war with me.
Sorry man. I was just making a joke. I wasn't being serious.
Ummmm, the paragraph I wrote was a joke...
(Aug. 31, 2020 11:59 PM)6Jupiter5 Wrote: [ -> ]Why did Free lost to Lui
He LOST his bladers spirit
what did shu fans say about the new spriggan
it was out of this world.
(Aug. 31, 2020 11:51 PM)BeybladeManiac0 Wrote: [ -> ] (Aug. 31, 2020 1:48 PM)GreenK9148 Wrote: [ -> ]Ummmm, the paragraph I wrote was a joke...
Ohhhhhhhh, I thought you were being serious, my bad. But still, that essay prompt was pretty funny. 
Ok, thanks.
(Sep. 01, 2020 12:28 AM)GreenK9148 Wrote: [ -> ] (Aug. 31, 2020 11:59 PM)6Jupiter5 Wrote: [ -> ]Why did Free lost to Lui
He LOST his bladers spirit
what did shu fans say about the new spriggan
it was out of this world.
(Aug. 31, 2020 11:51 PM)BeybladeManiac0 Wrote: [ -> ]Ohhhhhhhh, I thought you were being serious, my bad. But still, that essay prompt was pretty funny.
Ok, thanks.
Why couldn’t heaven Pegasus beat Dragon
(Sep. 01, 2020 12:39 AM)6Jupiter5 Wrote: [ -> ] (Sep. 01, 2020 12:28 AM)GreenK9148 Wrote: [ -> ]what did shu fans say about the new spriggan
it was out of this world.
Ok, thanks.
Why couldn’t heaven Pegasus beat Dragon
When Garuda takes his frame off, why can't he make music?
(Sep. 01, 2020 2:03 AM)6Jupiter5 Wrote: [ -> ] (Sep. 01, 2020 12:57 AM)GreenK9148 Wrote: [ -> ]When Garuda takes his frame off, why can't he make music?
Why can’t Satan skate
He cursed his skates to have 5 legs instead of his usual 5
I don't get it. but
Why is it an issue when wyvern flies?
(Sep. 01, 2020 3:00 AM)GreenK9148 Wrote: [ -> ] (Sep. 01, 2020 2:03 AM)6Jupiter5 Wrote: [ -> ]Why can’t Satan skate
He cursed his skates to have 5 legs instead of his usual 5
I don't get it. but
Why is it an issue when wyvern flies?
That’s why it’s called horrible puns (Cause Satan went from 3 rollers to 5)
Why can’t Lucifer beat Spriggan
His barrier is useless against a wall
2nd pun to make up for the bad curse Satan pun
Why couldn’t Valkyrie get off the launcher
(Sep. 01, 2020 3:24 AM)6Jupiter5 Wrote: [ -> ] (Sep. 01, 2020 3:00 AM)GreenK9148 Wrote: [ -> ]I don't get it. but
Why is it an issue when wyvern flies?
That’s why it’s called horrible puns (Cause Satan went from 3 rollers to 5)
Why can’t Lucifer beat Spriggan
His barrier is useless against a wall
Why couldn’t Valkyrie get off the launcher
Yeah, but you said 5 to 5.
(Sep. 01, 2020 4:19 AM)CheetoBlader Wrote: [ -> ] (Sep. 01, 2020 3:24 AM)6Jupiter5 Wrote: [ -> ]That’s why it’s called horrible puns (Cause Satan went from 3 rollers to 5)
Why can’t Lucifer beat Spriggan
His barrier is useless against a wall
Why couldn’t Valkyrie get off the launcher
Yeah, but you said 5 to 5.
Seems like I made a big oppsie. Well it was a bad joke anyways so yeah I won’t count that one in the pun war (thus why I made up for it)
Another low effort meme
(w/pun)
Aiga:Hey Boruto Why are you here?
Boruto:Cuz im like you!
Aiga:Same!
Beyblade Pun
Q/Why did Fubuki called Aiga?
to XTEND his YARD!!! (ba dum tss)
Not sure if this was done before:
Why did Free do a bad launch?
(Sep. 01, 2020 4:41 PM)YishYash Wrote: [ -> ]Not sure if this was done before:
Why did Free do a bad launch?
I think the 8 nothing has been used but not the question
(Sep. 01, 2020 4:45 PM)6Jupiter5 Wrote: [ -> ] (Sep. 01, 2020 4:41 PM)YishYash Wrote: [ -> ]Not sure if this was done before:
Why did Free do a bad launch?
I think the 8 nothing has been used but not the question
Neither do I, I couldn't think of anything else.
I don't know how to do the spoiler thing, I'm not good at puns, and I don't know if any of these have been used, but I might as well do a few.
Why did Free run to the circle of salt? Because he saw a polterGEIST and knew that salt was ghost PROOF.
What is Kurt's favorite anime? HUNTERxHUNTER, because of all the UNDERhanded tricks.
What is Aiga's favorite group to join? a labor UNION and he always buys an XTENDed mebership.
Plz dont kill me lol
(Sep. 01, 2020 3:24 AM)6Jupiter5 Wrote: [ -> ] (Sep. 01, 2020 3:00 AM)GreenK9148 Wrote: [ -> ]I don't get it. but
Why is it an issue when wyvern flies?
That’s why it’s called horrible puns (Cause Satan went from 3 rollers to 5)
Why can’t Lucifer beat Spriggan
His barrier is useless against a wall
Why couldn’t Valkyrie get off the launcher
Why did some bladers want to Ban Hell Salamander?
Because the driver was Op
(Sep. 01, 2020 9:44 PM)GreenK9148 Wrote: [ -> ] (Sep. 01, 2020 3:24 AM)6Jupiter5 Wrote: [ -> ]That’s why it’s called horrible puns (Cause Satan went from 3 rollers to 5)
Why can’t Lucifer beat Spriggan
His barrier is useless against a wall
Why couldn’t Valkyrie get off the launcher
Why did some bladers want to Ban Hell Salamander?
Because the driver was Op
Why couldn’t Satan stop spinning?
He kept on going through a loop
(Sep. 01, 2020 9:50 PM)6Jupiter5 Wrote: [ -> ] (Sep. 01, 2020 9:44 PM)GreenK9148 Wrote: [ -> ]Why did some bladers want to Ban Hell Salamander?
Because the driver was Op
Why couldn’t Satan stop spinning?
He kept on going through a loop
When two stamina types try to replicate a battle, what is it called?
(Sep. 01, 2020 9:58 PM)GreenK9148 Wrote: [ -> ] (Sep. 01, 2020 9:50 PM)6Jupiter5 Wrote: [ -> ]Why couldn’tR Satan stop spinning?
He kept on going through a loop
When two stamina types try to replicate a battle, what is it called?
Why can’t Zeutron hit Spriggan
(Sep. 01, 2020 11:54 PM)GreenK9148 Wrote: [ -> ] (Sep. 01, 2020 11:25 PM)6Jupiter5 Wrote: [ -> ]Why can’t Zeutron hit Spriggan
Really?
I thought it was because
He was too slow and had too much Weight
Why couldn’t Aiga find Achilles
He was in another dimension
(Sep. 02, 2020 12:01 AM)6Jupiter5 Wrote: [ -> ] (Sep. 01, 2020 11:54 PM)GreenK9148 Wrote: [ -> ]Really?
I thought it was because
He was too slow and had too much Weight
Why couldn’t Aiga find Achilles
He was in another dimension
Just a suggestion, since these aren’t really memes and rather puns, I would recommend moving these to here:
https://worldbeyblade.org/Thread-Beyblad...hlight=Pun