Please post your best Yo Mama Jokes here!
Here is one:
Yo mamas so dumb that she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gumball
LMAOOOO!!! I think this'lll get closed soon. I mean.. it could lead to very nasty jokes. Ok, Yo Moma teeth so yellow when she walk by and pass the kids, they thought their bus arrived. T_T; best one I've got. But lets try to keep it on the soft level before anyone says this should be closed ok?
Before this closes:
Yo mama is so ugly, that when she went to an ugly contest, they said," Sorry, no professinals."
Idk what the mods will say but you just won this thread.
if there are any bad jokes I'll report em
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at sea world.
Yo momma's so fat she hopscotches with the continents. Yo momma's so dumb, she stared at an orange juice carton for ten minutes because it said "concentrate". Your momma's so skinny she hula-hoops with a froot loop.
Best I've got for now.
this is not that bad
Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow shirt, people call, "TAXI!"
and
Your moma is so fat, lets just leave it at that.
I have many yo mama jokes!
But the majority of them are inappropriate... So... Yeah. :L
*sigh*
No racist jokes okay? Yo mama so dumb she dug for hell.
Yeah, well your mom is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money
(we got a winner)
Yo Moma so fat we had to sleep under her flap belly for warmth.
Yo mama so dumb she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama so fat she eats Weat THICKS.
Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!!!"
Yo mama so old She knew burger King when he was just a Prince.
EDIT: MORE
Yo Mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly out she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama so lazy she recently came in last place in a snail marathon.
Yo mama so fat , when she put on a red dress everyone says HEY KOOLAID!
yo mama so dumb she turned all the light on in the house and said honey look we got bright house
yo mama so dumb she put paper on the tv and said look we have pay per view
(Jun. 01, 2011 1:10 AM)bb gregandcin Wrote: [ -> ]Yeah, well your mom is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money
(we got a winner)
Bring it. Yo mama so ugly she made Satan do the sign of the cross.
i am 99.99% sure that there was a thread like this somewhere... it was closed...
meh, i personally do not find these jokes funny or cool, but i got a lame one i just made up:
yo mama's so ugly when she looked in the mirror all the mirrors in the world broke
Yo momma so ugly when she opens her mouth she turns to stone, her eyes glow orange, and you can see hell in through her HAIR.
Yo mama's so fat, that when I swerved to miss her on the street, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat, her shadow weighs 300 pounds.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries,the tears run UP her face.
Yo mama's so fat that at her local buffet they had to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat mcdonalds call you the big mac.
Yo mama so fat she makes you look skinny. OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH burn.
yo mamas so fat she puts mayonaise on her asperin
yo mamas so dumb she locked herself in the supermarket and died of starvation
yo mamas so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl
yo mamas so old she sat beside jesus in 3rd grade
Yo mama's so fat, not even Naruto believes it.
Your mamas so dumb that when she went to wal mart she wanted to buy walls
Your mamas so ugly that when she went to the mirror it said: "viewers discretion is advised"
your mama is so fat, all the boys say," Call her Mrs. Flinston, she can make the bed rock."
your mama is so tall, when she does a back flip, she kicks Jesus in the face.
your mama is so stupid, when you said," Hit the sack," she hit a potato sack
your mama is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
your mama is so ugly, when she passed by the hot girls, they said," Dont do the pretty girl rook here."
need I say more gurugala
to mamas so dumb she saw herself in the mirror and tried to save herself and died
boondocks for the win