1: We Have to wear clip-on ties, if we don't, we get suspended...
2: We can't hang around the corridors during lunch...
3: Our uniforms have to be PERFECT, shirts tucked in, blazers on at all times, top button done, tie right length. well the tie one applied before we had to wear clip-on ties... but most of us don't oblige to the "perfect uniform rule", they say if we dress smarter, we learn smarter... bull s**t!
My school sucks, sucks reeeeeal bad...
(Oct. 09, 2011 12:53 PM)IfritDulux Wrote: [ -> ]1: We Have to wear clip-on ties, if we don't, we get suspended...
2: We can't hang around the corridors during lunch...
3: Our uniforms have to be PERFECT, shirts tucked in, blazers on at all times, top button done, tie right length. well the tie one applied before we had to wear clip-on ties... but most of us don't oblige to the "perfect uniform rule", they say if we dress smarter, we learn smarter... bull s**t!
My school sucks, sucks reeeeeal bad...
Whoa! Those rules are SO similar to the rules of my school!
Well, we do not have ties and blazers, but if our shirts aren't tucked in, we are detained after school for about half an hour.
Most of us miss the school buses in the process...
Well my school has some confusing rules.
1.No going in the back field during lunch, if we want to play sports, we have to go to the park next to our school.
2.We can't talk to teachers and cousellors about our problems, we have to speak to the social worker that the school hired.
1.You can get a 2 hour Saturday detention for leaving school at the front gate.
2.You get put in isolation for 2 days if you hang around the corridors at lunch.
3.You get searched with metal detectors everyday.
4.I also got a 2 hour detention for having the wrong colour stitching in my Kickers.
There are more but can't remember but yeah my school sucks it's like a prison.
3 and 4 are carp man, WTF metal dectors XD.
1 School end in 3.45
2.No jackets,hats, just school outfits
(Oct. 09, 2011 2:33 PM)ZERO X Wrote: [ -> ]1 School end in 3.45
2.No jackets,hats, just school outfits
How is the first one ridiculous.
Oh, i forgot one, we need signed permission from the teacher to go to the toilet during class...
(Oct. 09, 2011 2:45 PM)IfritDulux Wrote: [ -> ]Oh, i forgot one, we need signed permission from the teacher to go to the toilet during class...
Lol thats the same as mine
(Oct. 09, 2011 2:31 PM)Poseidon Wrote: [ -> ]3 and 4 are carp man, WTF metal dectors XD.
IKR? Oh and we start at 8 and finish at 4.
Same with the toilet.
Soldier F3AR i feel sorry for you
Also, we are not allowed to eat in the main hallways.
in my school, if you dont have your top button on, t shirt tugged in etc, you get a 1 hour detention. That's just crazy!!!!
(Oct. 09, 2011 2:45 PM)IfritDulux Wrote: [ -> ]Oh, i forgot one, we need signed permission from the teacher to go to the toilet during class...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
That is simply the funniest, and wackiest rule I've ever heard of!!!
How would it be like? This is what I imagined reading your post-
This is to certify that Mr./
Ms IFritDelux of Class ___ of school ________________
has full rights to use the toilet.
Signed,
The Teacher.
Wow! It should feel like having earned a passport!
F3AR- Well, we have a metal detector at school, but I've never seen it in use. 
Trust is a hard thing to come by in a generation of idiots that inspire these rules in the first place. Students seem apt to skip class however they can and think they could get away with it.
It isn't always "just the teacher" that made it come to that.
(Oct. 09, 2011 4:42 PM)Codeine Extorts Wrote: [ -> ]Trust is a hard thing to come by in a generation of idiots that inspire these rules in the first place. Students seem apt to skip class however they can and think they could get away with it.
It isn't always "just the teacher" that made it come to that.
True, it is basically the students faults that we need signed permission to go to the toilets, people writing graffiti on the walls, racial slurs etc, but one time somebody took a big chocolate fudge brownie in one of the sinks (lol but true) and people made the bathrooms flood by blocking the toilets and constantly flushing them, so yeah, it is the students faults, the teacher needed to step in before it got any worse...
At the beginning of the year my school said we have to wear a black cardigan or the school fleece or a thin pe jacket thing. Now were not allowed to wear any of them and its getting colder -.-
The dumbest rule in my school is that if your car hits a flat tire you do not get excused and you get lunch detetion
My school's re-rule is "You my have a pocket-knife with a blade less that 1 1/2 in.
Uh what? Really? Let's hope the students at your school are decent people in that respect. Not a bunch of hipgangster trash with unresolved anger issues.
This year, the 7th grade teachers have come up with the 'No pass, no potty' rule. Basically, if you don't have a hall pass, you can't use the restroom. That's understandable to an extent, but it's gotten more and more ridiculous (ie: you get a discipline slip or silent lunch if you don't).
My school has a rule that if you happen to be near where someone "hurt", or if you do it, your parents have to go to a parent principle conference. People took advantage of the rule and now a few kids have suspension for playing soccer
Wow. Your rules make me feel lucky
. Actually, even though my school is kinda strict and bans stuff [i.e, Beyblades] it's for a good reason. Although I'm still a little steamed art the banning of Beys at the beginning of the year, it was because to stop fights over missing parts:
EXAMPLE:
Little Prep #1: Hey! Where's my Fusion Wheel?
Prep #2: I didn't take it! [He has a similar Dark]
Prep 1: YES YOU DID! *runs off* [to teacher] MISS!!! HE TOOK MY PART!!!
[After long dispute]
Me: O.o
Teacher: BOTH OF YOU! TIMEOUT! [Note: Timeout, as said, you sit on a bench for a while. You can, however talk to your friends to pass the time.]
So, yeah. If they hadn't banned 'em, I'd have a few psycho little guys chasing me and claiming I stole their WD...
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BUT!! These incidents will make you feel lucky! [NOTE: These are NOT from my school]
One time, a boy was a bit slow to finish 3 x 400m laps. As a punishment, the P.E teacher made him run it again, in front of the class, in his UNDERWEAR.
IIRC, There's a school where, instead of a normal detention, they make you write out the WHOLE Bible/Dictionary
(Oct. 10, 2011 10:20 AM)UltimaPegasus Wrote: [ -> ]BUT!! These incidents will make you feel lucky! [NOTE: These are NOT from my school]
One time, a boy was a bit slow to finish 3 x 400m laps. As a punishment, the P.E teacher made him run it again, in front of the class, in his UNDERWEAR.
IIRC, There's a school where, instead of a normal detention, they make you write out the WHOLE Bible/Dictionary
Um, that sounds like you made it up... Just no school would do such a thing. If your PE teacher really did that, he should have been fired already.
The other two punishments, of writing the Bible/Dictionary are also quite unlikely.
If you hate school rules, you should see how the treat kids with ADD, Aspergers, Autism, ect in Special Ed, we get treated like total carp. While there's another Special Ed class that gets normal treatment, but we're treated like retards by the freaking school district.
(Oct. 10, 2011 11:43 AM)Janstarblast Wrote: [ -> ] (Oct. 10, 2011 10:20 AM)UltimaPegasus Wrote: [ -> ]BUT!! These incidents will make you feel lucky! [NOTE: These are NOT from my school]
One time, a boy was a bit slow to finish 3 x 400m laps. As a punishment, the P.E teacher made him run it again, in front of the class, in his UNDERWEAR.
IIRC, There's a school where, instead of a normal detention, they make you write out the WHOLE Bible/Dictionary
Um, that sounds like you made it up... Just no school would do such a thing. If your PE teacher really did that, he should have been fired already.
The other two punishments, of writing the Bible/Dictionary are also quite unlikely.
NUMERO UNO: Yes, that P.E teacher was fired.
NUMERO DOS: I'm not so sure on the second one.
NUMERO TRES: I can confirm that the first one IS true. Chicken Soup For The Mother's Soul 2. IDK which one, but it's in there.