Beyblade STMHH - Short 007: Hey you! Not Yuu, but you!
NOTE
edicated to my cousin who's birthday is today. Happy 12th, buddy!
One day, three bladers were eating lunch together. Yuu Tendou, Kenta and Benkei were their names.
"Hey, you!" Benkei said to the waiter - who forget to put extra cheese on his beef burger.
"Yes?" said Yuu Tendou.
"No, not Yuu, I mean you, Waiter!"
"My name is Yuu Tendou, not Yuu Waiter!"
"I think he's talking to you." Yuu said to the Waiter.
"But isn't your name Yuu, I think it's my 'you' that's Yuu and not 'you'. Or is the 'you' me and not you whose name is Yuu?"
"WHAT?"
~END~
Really confusing.
Keep making great stories.
Beyblade STMHH - Short 008: Kai gets angry...real angry...
Kai is watching Beyblade Metal Fusion - it absolute disgust.
"I can't believe this! They just took my character and copied it! I mean, this Kyouya guy copied my cool attitude and that Ginga dude copied my rad fashion scarf! And then, I thought, this would be all, but no! Then they take my Dranzer the Pheonix and make a beyblade out of that: Burn Pheonix! I mean, what is wrong with this! Don't they know that the Kai Attitude, Beyblade and scarf are all copyrighted!!!"
"Er, Kai," said Tyson. "You don't have copyright to anything."
"AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!" Suddenly Kai turns completely angry and grows ten feet tall.
"KAI........ANGRY....."
~END~
all of thes are EXTREAMLY funny!!!lllllllllllloooooooooooollllllllll!!
Yaaaaayy!!! I knew that one would be awesome!!! Keep writing hilarious stories.....
Beyblade STMHH - Short 009: if the entire world were ruled by Ginga Hagane....
One day, Ginga dreamt what the world would be like if it was ruled by him...
1. There would only be Pegasis' in animal zoos. No other animals!
2. All stores will stock beyblades - all Pegasis! Pre-HWS Pegasis, Storm Pegasis, Galaxy Pegasis, Cyber Pegasis, Big Bang Pegasis.
3. Everybody will be forced to wear clothes like Ginga. Or else they would be destroyed!
4. In stead of Supermarkets, clothes shops and parks, they were replaced by BeyStadiums!
5. Every country was renamed! Gingaland, Ginga Country District, Ginglovia, Gingapan, Gingchina, Gindia and so on.
6. Horses would have wings taped on the back to turn them into Pegasis'!
Ginga woke up.
"Oh, darn it was just a dream."
That one was good, but not your best. Use something from the anime!! Like daichi and that guy who uses ray unicorno. Have you noticed they both:
*Originated in the movie
*Became the main characters like secondary guy
*REALLY WANTED TO BE WORLD CHAMP??
*Battled the main character in the 1st episode
(Feb. 06, 2011 10:54 PM)Kazemaru Wrote: [ -> ]Beyblade STMHH - Short 002: Ketoses? Keti? Ketosies?
Sophie, Wells and Julias were all sitting in the Team Excaliber room. "Your beyblades, " Julias started, "...the two Ketoses -"
"I think it is Keti, not Ketoses." Sophie commented.
"No, Sophie, it is Ketoses." Wells retorted.
"Do we really have to argue?" Julias sighed.
"Keti!"
"Ketoses!"
"Keti!"
"Ketoses!"
"ARGH, JUST STOP IT ALREADY!" Julias shouted, and in his extreme anger, he launched his Gravity Perseus so hard it destroyed the Ketos beyblades.
"Oh, you destroyed the Ketoses!" Wells sobbed.
"Keti!" Sophie disagreed.
"Ketoses!"
"Keti!"
"Im joining another team..." groaned Julias.
~END~
this is just like in your story beyhub. Where do you thinkof this stuff?!LOL
(Feb. 10, 2011 9:01 AM)Kazemaru Wrote: [ -> ]Beyblade STMHH - Short 009: if the entire world were ruled by Ginga Hagane....
One day, Ginga dreamt what the world would be like if it was ruled by him...
1. There would only be Pegasis' in animal zoos. No other animals!
2. All stores will stock beyblades - all Pegasis! Pre-HWS Pegasis, Storm Pegasis, Galaxy Pegasis, Cyber Pegasis, Big Bang Pegasis.
3. Everybody will be forced to wear clothes like Ginga. Or else they would be destroyed!
4. In stead of Supermarkets, clothes shops and parks, they were replaced by BeyStadiums!
5. Every country was renamed! Gingaland, Ginga Country District, Ginglovia, Gingapan, Gingchina, Gindia and so on.
6. Horses would have wings taped on the back to turn them into Pegasis'!
Ginga woke up.
"Oh, darn it was just a dream."
The united states of Ginga,
Beyblade STMHH - Short 010: Daichi gets angry....real angry.
NOTE: This idea was given by Sparta, so this ones for him/her!
Daichi is watching Beyblade Metal Fight Explosion - in absolute disgust.
"AHHH! This is an outrage! Look at this! This show beyblade metal fight explosion has this kid called Masamune who completely copies me! He comes first in the movie, he challenges the number 1 blader, wants to be the number one blader, and charges at the number 1 blader in Daichi-Style! ARRRGGHHHHH! Don't they know that the role, attitude and running style of Daichi are all copyrighted!!!!!"
"Er, Daichi, you don't have copyright to anything." Tyson said.
"Daichi.......ANGRY.....
~END~
LOL
These are the funniest stories EVER
I can't wait for more
Bye
From StormPegy
Yay! Thank you! Total epicness!!
And btw 4 future reference I'm a dude.
AWESOME!!!!
...used...but kinda funny
Sry bt i hav to post 1 more idea!! Beybladers rise up in revolt against hasbro!! They ht tge horrible dubs terrible plastic stadiums and name changes!! (aquilla to eagle, clear wheels to metal wheels, etc)
Beyblade STMHH - Short 011: Ryuuga's Dub-Voice
"OMIGOSH!" shouted Ryuuga in the doctors office. "I'm sorry, Mr Ryuuga, but it seems you have a serious case of a serious disease."
"Please, doc, tell me! Is it cancer?"
"No, it's far worse."
"No! It can't be! Anything but...."
"You have the rare disease: Dub-Voice-itis!
"No! Not Dub-Voice-itis!" Ryuuga cried.
"The rare disease, Dub-Voice-itis, makes your American Dub Voice sound stupid!"
"NOOOOOO!!!!" Screams Ryuuga.
"I'm sorry, Mr Ryuuga. There is nothing I can do now. We have tried our best. But it's okay, Dub-Voice-itis only works for Dub-Voices. Your japanese voice-actor still sounds cool!"
"BUT I WANTED A COOL DUB VOICE TOO! WAHHH!!!!" Ryuuga breaks down and turns on the waterworks.
~END~
I thought when it said Ryuuga + doctor, it was going to be about him glowing purple for several episodes. And I don't think he should have cried at the end, it kinda ruined it for me...
Awesome storys!! their so funny! how do you think of them??
That one was good, bt my fav is still the earth tt stuff
Beyblade STMHH - Short 012: A Little Beyblade Song
Once a guy asked me, "Hey, Kazemaru, what's the beyblade show like?" so I say.....
"Theres Ginga who is the main character
and Kenta who is quite small,
Theres Benkei who looks so weird,
and Kyouya who's so tall!
Theres Hyouma with the Bey Aries,
theres Hikaru who's not lazy,
There's Tsubasa who likes Eagles
and Tetsuya who's totally crazy!
Then there is Masamune,
wow, how epic is he?
Then theres little Yuu with Libra,
as annoying as can be!
In every show there needs to be,
a bad guy to fight the good,
and Ryuuga is the one right here,
who wants to win - if he could!
Beyblade is a complex toy,
so if you want to know, you see,
next time don't make me sing a song,
so next time don't ask me!"
Then the person who asked the question said: "Okay....." and walked off.
~END~
Your funnies one yet! I check back every day to see what u come up with and u rock!