Oct. 01, 2010 1:17 PM
As you may know captain Gary Roach was allegedly murdered by shepherd, this caused outrage from fans and non fans alike. But what happened if shepherd just burned his dead body not killed him pull up a chair and let uncle moss tell you.
How Roach Really Died
It was Sunday afternoon in the Roach household and Gary Roach was in one of his worst tempers yet. “You cow where is my coffee†shouted Roach as he grabbed his wife by the arm “I was busy Gary you are really hurting me†said Marianne in a whimper. Gary roach screamed as he threw his wife across the room like a tearful ragdoll. “You think I care you were busy I just got home from being stationed in Favela , you know I could have died!†Whaack the sound resonated as he slapped his already crying wife across the face. The door slammed as he stormed across the front yard into his “tool†shed, oblivious to what his wife was planning 50 ft away. .....1 hour later......
She grabbed his service pistol she knew what she needed to do.
Epilogue
Mariianne Roach
Was found lying dead next to her husband on early monday morning
with a copy of Halo 3 drilled into her head.
Gary Roach
Was taken to Shepherd I.W. cremation center in his master chief cosplay
where he was burned along with his service partner Ghost.
Take into account this was done by me a couple months ago for an amateur writing contest took me about 15 mins to write still came 2nd though.
How Roach Really Died
It was Sunday afternoon in the Roach household and Gary Roach was in one of his worst tempers yet. “You cow where is my coffee†shouted Roach as he grabbed his wife by the arm “I was busy Gary you are really hurting me†said Marianne in a whimper. Gary roach screamed as he threw his wife across the room like a tearful ragdoll. “You think I care you were busy I just got home from being stationed in Favela , you know I could have died!†Whaack the sound resonated as he slapped his already crying wife across the face. The door slammed as he stormed across the front yard into his “tool†shed, oblivious to what his wife was planning 50 ft away. .....1 hour later......
She grabbed his service pistol she knew what she needed to do.
Epilogue
Mariianne Roach
Was found lying dead next to her husband on early monday morning
with a copy of Halo 3 drilled into her head.
Gary Roach
Was taken to Shepherd I.W. cremation center in his master chief cosplay
where he was burned along with his service partner Ghost.
Take into account this was done by me a couple months ago for an amateur writing contest took me about 15 mins to write still came 2nd though.