There once was a boy
And he said to the chef
"Chef I would like some pizza"

The chef looked at him
And said with a grin
You'll have to get through mizza

Well the boy he was sad
Because he really really had
Wanted his pizza and grapes

So himself he did tell
As he pulled out his cell
"I'll just call Shadout Mapes"

Now Shadout Mapes
Didn't care much for grapes
But agreed to free the boy

So he could have his pizza
And shout hurrah
While Mapes acted as the decoy.

So the boy, he ran
As fast as a boy can,
Till he finally he prevailed

He asked for some grapes
But to bad, for Shadout Mapes
Had ultimately failed.

Well the chef was mad
When they found that the boy had
Used Mapes as a distraction

So he could get his pizza
While Mapes used anaesthesia
To keep the chef out of action.

Now the chef was enraged
So they engaged
In a classic game of sumo

With the young boy who
Very well knew
When it came to sumo he was a pseudo.

The boy somehow won
And knew he was done
He could finally have his prize.

But he was appalled
The chef had ate it all
With a vengeful look in their eyes.

The end.