Vongola-Hibari

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While in Wal-Mart two kids that looked to be of age 7 or 8 ran around the toy section shouting profanity and giggled every time they did. So I was waiting for them to stop and couldn't take it any more. Then I decided tell them that "I'll bite them to death" in a calmly manner. One of them stated crying and the other looked scared. They were disturbing the peace so I had to tell them something.

Deikailo

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(Mar 21 2011 08:30 PM)Vongola-Hibari Wrote:  While in Wal-Mart two kids that looked to be of age 7 or 8 ran around the toy section shouting profanity and giggled every time they did. So I was waiting for them to stop and couldn't take it any more. Then I decided tell them that "I'll bite them to death" in a calmly manner. One of them stated crying and the other looked scared. They were disturbing the peace so I had to tell them something.

(Mar 21 2011 07:29 PM)Deikailo Wrote:  Hey, guys, for the record, this thread isn't a tool for you to make yourselves look like idiots for being violent. This is just for a disconnect between normal behavior and insanity (stupidity isn't always insanity).

I think you are a very disturbed person, for the record.

Rustled Jimmies

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(Mar 21 2011 07:29 PM)Deikailo Wrote:  Hey, guys, for the record, this thread isn't a tool for you to make yourselves look like idiots for being violent. This is just for a disconnect between normal behavior and insanity (stupidity isn't always insanity).

Oh, you wanted INSANE crazy. I thought you meant retarded in the slang sense.

In that case...

Yesterday, we went out to T.G.I. Fridays down the highway for my mom's birthday (again). We had the window seat. All of a sudden, this homeless lady just hit our window with her face smushed against the glass. Her yelling and screaming was drowned out by the 90s and pop music Fridays had to offer, but I choked on my nachos when she started spinning her face on the glass with her tongue sticking out.

When we left, I just heard "AHA!!" When I turned, she was pointing at me like she saw a ghost, then she ran to the nearby Wendy's with her shopping car...

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zain r u there bro?

Yeah, if you want insanity:
Back when Bakuten Shoot was like the plague there was this old lady who always used to walk around the waterfront, she was certified nuts. We'd walk by and she'd request of us things like 'Into the Lava zone you go, fetch my jewels.' as she pointed towards the docks.. Typical crazy old lady garb: messy dyed blonde hair, very red lipstick, small shopping cart with absolutely no use or anything in it (most likely taken from a wal-mart) old/worn yellow cardigan and brown dress. Oh, can't forget the slippers.. There is my share of mentally insane, unstable people.

Hacking someone without their permission is illegal.

djspida5

Jairo Lopez

one time i put a bible in the fantasy and fiction section how insane is that ?!

Deikailo

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(Mar 21 2011 11:03 PM)djspida5 Wrote:  one time i put a bible in the fantasy and fiction section how insane is that ?!

I think it's more insane that you're back.

Where have you been?

Dan

zain r u there bro?

(Mar 21 2011 11:03 PM)djspida5 Wrote:  one time i put a bible in the fantasy and fiction section how insane is that ?!

Oh god, you win. '07 huh? :V

Hacking someone without their permission is illegal.

djspida5

Jairo Lopez

working, gym, school. i have no life on the internet any more.

i googled wbo, and this was right below the world boxing organization. i had to come back to see how things were. nyc is the only place you can get a beer and Caesar salad at 3am. don't you love it ?

Deikailo

Call me Toast

(This post was last modified: Mar 21 2011 11:10 PM by Deikailo.)

(Mar 21 2011 11:07 PM)djspida5 Wrote:  working, gym, school. i have no life on the internet any more.

i googled wbo, and this was right below the world boxing organization. i had to come back to see how things were. nyc is the only place you can get a beer and Caesar salad at 3am. don't you love it ?

You, me, and Josh need to hang out some time and come back to this thread with more stories of midnight manhattan insanity. 8) You know, once Josh decides to stop being a lazy whatInormallycallhim and get an ID.

djspida5

Jairo Lopez

(Mar 21 2011 11:09 PM)Deikailo Wrote:  

(Mar 21 2011 11:07 PM)djspida5 Wrote:  working, gym, school. i have no life on the internet any more.

i googled wbo, and this was right below the world boxing organization. i had to come back to see how things were. nyc is the only place you can get a beer and Caesar salad at 3am. don't you love it ?

You, me, and Josh need to hang out some time and come back to this thread with more stories of midnight manhattan insanity. 8)

we're both makin crazy paper so thats a must. you still live in the bronx? we gotta hit up cye as well. this thread is now about nyc bladers

Deikailo

Call me Toast

(Mar 21 2011 11:10 PM)djspida5 Wrote:  

(Mar 21 2011 11:09 PM)Deikailo Wrote:  

(Mar 21 2011 11:07 PM)djspida5 Wrote:  working, gym, school. i have no life on the internet any more.

i googled wbo, and this was right below the world boxing organization. i had to come back to see how things were. nyc is the only place you can get a beer and Caesar salad at 3am. don't you love it ?

You, me, and Josh need to hang out some time and come back to this thread with more stories of midnight manhattan insanity. 8)

we're both makin crazy paper so thats a must. you still live in the bronx? we gotta hit up cye as well. this thread is now about nyc bladers

I'm back out in the hamptons, but I have a car and I'm 21 to make things even more exciting.

They are pretty uptight about going off topic here. What else is new. Text me. My number is on facebook.

Sparta

Fresh Prince of 300

This thread is full of win.

I was at Costco one time, and without warning, a 40 year old dude in nothing but underwear walks in, whistling. Immediately my parents shield my eyes and police officers grab the dude and start walking him to the police car. Later, word got around that the guy, when interviewed, said he and his girlfriend were dared to walk in to a store together, holding hands and whistling, by his friend. Although he agreed, his GF said no. So he went solo.

A scarring experience, I will admit.

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Tighty whities or boxers?

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One time during church, my friend Mabe was at the altar praying. He was wearing some Kahki pants. The funny thing is, you could kinda see his undies through his pants if you looked real hard. It was funny because he was wearing Tighty Whities and it looked hilarious the way it was outlined under his pants. He must have been out of Boxers

Ink.

Playing with power.

Oh, I almost forgot to mention MY BROTHER. One time, we were in Target, and he was saying, "FRED FRED BURGER!" and "Derf!" over and over again in the most obnoxious voice ever, while walking around like Tetsuya.

My brother's a weird.

Sparta

Fresh Prince of 300

(This post was last modified: Mar 22 2011 01:27 AM by Sparta.)

(Mar 21 2011 11:21 PM)Deikailo Wrote:  Tighty whities or boxers?

Plaid boxers. Trust me, that was years ago but it's hard to forget the image of a half naked grown man walking into Costco whistling and pacing naturally.

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(Mar 22 2011 01:27 AM)Sparta Wrote:  

(Mar 21 2011 11:21 PM)Deikailo Wrote:  Tighty whities or boxers?

Plaid boxers. Trust me, that was years ago but it's hard to forget the image of a half naked grown man walking into Costco whistling and pacing naturally.

This is something I would do.

ikmv

Mark VII

(This post was last modified: Mar 22 2011 01:47 AM by ikmv.)

This one time i was dared to walk into Costco in nothing but my underwear hand in hand with my GF . I stripped to my plaid boxers but my GF backed out and then I whistled and skipped into the entrance. This kid stared at me with longing eyes before his mom covered it then I was dragged out by the police. Man that was insane!

Dan

zain r u there bro?

Haha, well played ikmv, well played.

Hacking someone without their permission is illegal.

HorogiumX

Was L-Drago Rules

(Mar 22 2011 01:46 AM)ikmv Wrote:  This one time i was dared to walk into Costco in nothing but my underwear hand in hand with my GF . I stripped to my plaid boxers but my GF backed out and then I whistled and skipped into the entrance. This kid stared at me with longing eyes before his mom covered it then I was dragged out by the police. Man that was insane!

(Mar 21 2011 11:20 PM)Sparta Wrote:  This thread is full of win.

I was at Costco one time, and without warning, a 40 year old dude in nothing but underwear walks in, whistling. Immediately my parents shield my eyes and police officers grab the dude and start walking him to the police car. Later, word got around that the guy, when interviewed, said he and his girlfriend were dared to walk in to a store together, holding hands and whistling, by his friend. Although he agreed, his GF said no. So he went solo.

A scarring experience, I will admit.

Anyone notice the connection?